A Race for a Wife Returns to Lapland Custom
A man in a cottage tale makes two hopeful lapses for love via a three race contest with Irene. She limits herself to equal terms and finally signals acceptance by tripping on purpose, confirming to her father and the narrator that she chose him under Lapland custom.
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A narrator, studying races and cultures, meets Irene Spitzburger, a Eurasian daughter of a world traveler. Irene’s Lapland courtship tale fascinates him as they grow closer during walks, while he debates marriage, loyalty, and the allure of a distant world.
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Neighborly Fruit Tree Dispute Overhanging Branches
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Scrap Book A Helpful Suggestion
Mrs Oldcastle notes church crowding after Sunday service and jokes about the sermon. The hostess brushes dust from a Gobelin tapestry and quips about Dr Goodman splitting infinitives and Episcopals versus common folks crowding into the church.
It Never Comes Again Poem Reflection on Youth Lost
A brief verse reflecting on the loss of youth and the passage to manhood. It contrasts gains from experience with the irreplaceable beauty and energy of youth, noting that once departed it never returns. The poem laments the vanished grace felt in youth and the enduring ache it leaves behind.
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It Couldn't Hit Back A Snowy Night Recital Tale
A man who dislikes music attends a friend's amateur recital on a snowy night and loudly critiques the daughter of the acquaintance as a vocal soloist. He laments the performance, muttering that she “struck high CD” and that the recital “couldn’t retaliate,” expressing sharp disdain as he trudges home.
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Notable Vermont Sheriff Never Carried a Revolver
A Green Mountain County sheriff for forty years drove prisoners to jail without a revolver or handcuffs. He had a strong hand and a stutter and recalled fearing the barber SLP Perkins who threatened with razors. He claimed his duty was to remove prisoners from danger.
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Witful clerk’s vacation gag at Fishhook line end
A government clerk famed for wit tells a young attorney she will vacation at Fishhook. When asked where it is, she quips that it lies at the end of the line, delivering a concise humorous rebuke to the inquirer.
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A Quick Change In Washington Life Of Victor Murdock
Victor Murdock arrives in Washington as a new congressman and rents an extravagant hotel suite. His wife questions the charges. He finally learns the cost is $2.16 per minute and vows to move out soon.
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Witness Battle Over Marriage Question in Court
Defending counsel questions a witness in bandages about marriage, the witness replies they were knocked down by a cab last week. The exchange centers on credibility after the mishap.
Henry Horn's tact saves neighbors from shocks in tragedies
A pastor selects Henry Horn to break mournful news to eight parishioners after fatal accidents, citing tact, but his wife notes his stammer delays delivery, subtly easing shock. In Glasgow a skeptic dismisses a grand mausoleum by a minister, a kirk elder quips that judgment day will not spare the fallen plaque.
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Story of a stage cue misstep and royal dread
Sir Henry Irving tells of a stage super who must shout the king is here. The cue arrives and he roars Fat What sayest thou, the next line, provoking disgust yet the crowd cheers his blunt reply You heard right enough.
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Huastling the Clergy and Gastronomic Surprises
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