My Favorite Stories By Irvin S Cobb Recalls humorous Franco-American missteps
In a vignette from France a veteran boots a private seeking French help over a missing change, revealing comic language frictions. The piece also sketches Scotch frugality via Nasmyth’s wartime anecdote, illustrating merry misreadings and misers with wit.
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Lenny Really Didn't Know Weight of Hog
Lenny Foskett refuses to reveal his hog’s weight, sparking a playful village guessing game at the store. The indomitable character stalls the crowd with a quiet joke, declaring he has not weighed the prize hog yet.
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She Wanted a Change in the Prayers
Betty, recently instructed in evening prayers, surprised her mother by saying Bless Thy little pig tonight. Recalled to say lamb, she refused to revert, declaring she was tired of being a lamb and would be a pig tonight and an elephant tomorrow.
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Gelatin Food Use as Fuel Not Tissue Builder
Gelatin provides energy comparable to some fats and albumin, but it cannot replace proteins for growth and repair. It cannot substitute albumin, with losses continuing even in large gelatin intakes. Used like carbohydrates and fats, gelatin acts as a fuel food rather than a tissue builder.
When I hate I take from myself and love enriches
A compact reflection on emotion and self worth. The quote contrasts hate as self-diminishment with love as richness gained from what one cherishes. It frames pardon as reclaiming lost property and defines misanthropy as a slow self-inflicted decline, while equating egotism with ultimate poverty.
Long-Lived Patriots Five Signers of the Declaration
Five signers reputedly reached ages over 90: Charles Carroll of Maryland, William Ellery of Rhode Island, Francis Lewis of New York, James Smith of Pennsylvania, and John Adams of Massachusetts.
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The Dupleity of the Average Man Sermon
A clergyman recalls fearing his sermon would offend some members yet notes it did not. He described his topic as The Dupleity of the Average Man and said he spoke plainly. He quips about how every man views himself as taller than average.
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Maryland Campaign Aims to Raise 375000 Endowment for Western Maryland College
Western Maryland College seeks 375000 in endowment starting mid May to unlock 125000 Rockefeller gift and 125000 state appropriation for a new building. Trustees back the drive, led by Col. Robert J. G. Captains and teams across Maryland will mobilize alumni and friends to meet the goal before Commencement 1925.
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Western Maryland College graduates enter teaching majority
Of 1 306 graduates 379 chose teaching according to the latest statistics from the college. Four hundred seventy nine went into teaching, 104 entered the ministry, 63 became lawyers, 39 pursued medicine, and 288 became homemakers.
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Captivity shortens lives of some wild animals study finds
Some wild animals are fretful in captivity and their lives shorten materially. Foxes and monkeys suffer, while elephants and snakes appear to fare better. Morality among wild animals in zoological parks is very high.
Chest in Westminster Abbey Reveals St Edward’s Body
A large iron-bound chest in Westminster Abbey opened years ago yielded the body of St Edward, the famed king, along with early English jewelry. The find rekindled interest in royal history and medieval artifacts unearthed in the abbey.
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Remarkable Compliment to Jenny Lind by Dr Abbott
Dr Lyman Abbott praised Jenny Lind's singing saying it proved the Resurrection could not be doubted while she performed I Know That My Redeemer Liveth. The remark highlighted Lind's transcendent performance and religious certainty in a public compliment.
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Papal Tiara Term Traced to Early Papal Use
A fragment notes Joseph Jraun stating the first proven use of the word tiara for papal head coverings appears in the Liber Pontificalis during Paschal I’s era 1099 to 1118, marking a historical linguistic attribution.
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