Toll booth hoops and Sixers dreams on the road
The writer riffs on toll booth coin tosses as if watching Sixers legends and players in a humorous game. He compares drivers to basketball stars like Dr J and Mo Cheeks, praising quick hands, shooting style, and backboard theatrics while noting toll officials’ distraction and the urge to keep human attendants employed.
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Bob Cousy
Bobby Jones
Chicken gun test sparks satirical defense column
UPI columnist Dick West parodies U S chicken gun tests at Langley Va noting a 20 foot cannon could hurl four pound chickens at 700 mph. He questions arms race stakes, Soviet progress, and keeps focus on potential civil defense risk amid mock scenarios and Geneva talks.
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Washington
UPI
United States
Air Force Base
Langley
Senate
Howard Baker
U.S
Europe
Soviet Union
Geneva
High tech war and marijuana moonshiners loom in America
A syndicated column summary notes large domestic marijuana cash crops drawing criminal interest while the DEA downplays the issue. It contrasts federal stance with law enforcement claims and highlights a shift toward a high technology arms race with Japan, stressing U.S. computer leadership and Capitol Hill pressures. It cites Jack Anderson and Joe Spear.
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Francis Mullen Jr
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Capitol Hill
Congress
United States
Sporting goods and camera stores fail rates rise
A reader notes higher failure rates for sporting goods shops and camera stores, estimating 64 and 51 per 10 000 yearly failures respectively. The fragment touches on comparisons with florists cafes and other retailers, then shifts to unrelated trivia about outhouse vents marriage and skull thickness.
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