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Record Bull Market Pace Boosts Bank Clearings in 1915
The piece notes unprecedented weekly bank clearings around four and a half billion dollars and a week ending January 8 near six billion. It highlights a 60.6 percent yearly rise, widespread industrial expansion in iron, steel, textiles, dry goods, leather, and railcar orders, with steel and shipyards booming and prices at high levels into 1916.
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Steel Corporation
Great New England Textile Mills
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Ailroad
Pitts
Southern Foundry Iron
Europe War Workers Face Postwar Rebuild Challenge
The piece argues the war elevated European workers with better pay and prospects, yet questions how millions will reintegrate into peacetime industry. It warns of a transitional period, higher taxes, and the need for prudent statecraft to avert social upheaval.
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Europe
The Case of John Bull and Naval Blockade Rules
A political column contrasts John Bull's naval actions with American aims in wartime policy. It argues Britain should face economic pressure rather than naval maneuvers and urges clear limits on allied freedoms with regard to ships letters and parcels. The piece frames John Bull as a friend yet warns against allowing liberties that undermine U.S. neutrality.
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State Department
Germany
John Bull
John
Rotterdam
Norway
Sweden
Sandy Hook
New Year’s Gift for Maryland Lewis Cited for Senate Run
Crisfield Times publishes Hon. David J. Lewis powerfully praising his record as representative from Maryland’s Sixth District. The Western Maryland statesman is urged as ideal for a U.S. Senate seat, a gift to the state for the new year.
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The Ideal Chauffeur and Lively Letters
A playful exchange about a chauffeur's driving and luck. A joke about a Canal Winchester resident seeking entry to an ice box. A quip about hidden wear under garments and cross-eyed dining humor. Names include Willis Goodenough of Ludlow Kentucky.
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Luke
Canal Winchester
Ohio
Hard Work Brings a Smile in Time of Grief
A reflective verse counsels resilience through hardship. It counters despair with the message that enduring pain and loss can be softened by maintaining a composed countenance, as prolonged grumbling offers no healing while a steady smile proves worthwhile.
Great Britain’s enlistment figures compared with the Civil War
The article argues Lord Derby’s recruiting claim of 2,500,000 in nine weeks is inflated. It states Britain’s voluntary enlistment exceeds 8,000,000, about one in three of military-age men, and contrasts this with the Northern states’ 2,865,000 during the Civil War. It contends Britain still far from matching Northern mobilization.
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Lord Derby
England
British Isles
War Department
Great Britain
North
Woodrow Wilson
Juvenile Court Aims to Reduce Formal Charges
The Juve nile Court administration seeks fewer formal charges for children while maintaining delinquency programs. It aims to avoid permanent records of corrected misconduct and emphasizes correction over punishment with deterrent sentences for repeated offenses. Washington Star notes the need for clear admonition and possible punishment to preserve respect for the law.
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Juvenile Court Administration
Washington Star
Breakfast and quips from a street corner wit
A string of quick one liners and observations recounts breakfast talk with Boozer Stir and a mix of humorous anecdotes. Jokes touch on Methusaleh’s longevity, rent woes, sages and fools, lawyer rhetoric, acting life, and a boy’s willingness to obey until discovery of the demand.
A Bit Of Everything
A short satirical verse attacking a public figure who repeats famous lines and defers to old sayings. The speaker laments his parroting, mocks his supposed wisdom, and vows to silence him with a figurative swat to the nose.
The Young Lady Across The Way
A humorous note about a young woman across the way who doubts marriage and jokes about her fraternal feelings for several suitors. The snippet ends with a mock query about presidential remarriage and a faux resolution by the Society for the Perpetuation of Sorrows.
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Society For the Perpetuation of
Wilson
Philosophical musings on solitude and thought
A short, reflective piece questions whether the man who believes he is alone truly stands alone. It argues thinking about thinking may reveal shared humanity rather than solitary isolation.
When a wife on allowance avoids lawn chores, husband mows
The columnist notes a wife on an allowance who sits idle while neighbors like Jiggs are paid to cut the lawn. A wise husband, instead of arguing, should grab the mower, oil the parts, and take on the job himself.
What is the difference between a tailor and a freshly tarred road
A reader from Rolla Missouri poses a riddle about a tailor and a newly tarred road. The joke notes one makes men wear and the other makes men swear, ending with a punny punchline.
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Offagin
L. B
Rolla
Buses and Burlesque in a Satirical Column
A rambling humorous piece catalogs three bus types Omani jitney and incubus with playful wordplay. It critiques streetcar firms laments social mores jokes about writers Prohibition fashion and marriage while mixing absurdities and social commentary.
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