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Newspaper

Cumberland Islander

Location

Cumberland, British Columbia, Canada

Date

Mar 01, 1913

Page

3

My Digestion is Now Good Prof A T Smith

A testimonial praising Dr Chase's Kidney Liver Pills for digestion relief. Prof A T Smith of Montreal and formerly Boston recounts years of constipation and backaches ending after using two to four boxes. Claims improved digestion, clarity, and renewed vitality. Pills sold widely.

A.T. Smith Dr. Chase A. T. Smith Mt. Charles Instreet Montreal Boston Mass Chace Dr.Chase Edmanson, Bates & Co.,Limited Toronto

Facial Freaks and Frolica After Christmas Party

After the holiday gathering the couple lingered in a cosy alcove and one proposed. She accepted, they shared a chair, then she accused him of being untrue. He whispered a quip about his glasses slipping as he tried to soothe her.

Albert

Asthma Remedy Promises Fresh Hope For Sufferers

A doctor promotes J D Kelloge's asthma remedy as a lifesaving aid for sufferers. The advertisement claims the treatment can cure asthma and acts as its own best advertisement, urging readers to try the remedy and join thousands who found relief.

J. D. Kelloge

A Silly Question At the Supper Table

Mr Wade mentions a tragic newspaper story of a passenger who fell overboard and was not seen again. Mrs Wade asks if he drowned. Mr Wade clarifies the passenger only sprained his ankle, and was not drowned.

Wade

Generous of You in the Rector’s Wife Collection

A fragment excerpt pivots on generosity and regret within a church scene. It mentions Robinson's misfortune, a promised token, and a collection prompted by many congregation members contributing buttons for the minister's new suit.

Shaw Correspondence School Ad in Toronto Canada

An advertisement promotes a home study course offered by W. H. Shaw President of Shaw Correspondence School in Toronto. It claims training across commercial branches accounting drawing illustrating and aims to place students in good positions with decent salaries.

W. H. Shaw Presi Dent Shaw Echool Toronto Canada

Lowestoft Smuggling Tale Of A Departed Sailor

In September 1805 a Lowestoft rector aided a dying sailor aboard a vessel and later held a churchyard funeral for the mate. The coffin was later found missing and the grave robbed, revealing a plot to smuggle valuable lace under church rites.

Lowestoft

Crown Prince Learns of a Humble Visitor in Servants Tale

Mrs. Hugh Fraser recounts a humorous reminiscence about the Crown Prince of Germany. A new servant's overdone ceremony irked him until a tap on the shoulder revealed the servant with a friendly smile saying Pappchen has come to see you. The Prince fears the Emperor has arrived and wonders if the servant is drunk.

Hugh Fraser Germany Pappchen Timperor Papa Panphen

Raise hogs for profit on your farm

Practical farmer guidance on using an acre for hogs to boost soil fertility and net income, emphasizing proper housing shade water and registered stock. Also an amusing theatre note recounts Sir Charles Wyndham quipping about a hat lost by playwright Bernard Parry after a first night at the Criterion Theatre.

Criterion Theatre Bernard Parry Sir Charles Wyndham Parry Charles Wyndham

Doctor and patient spar over advice and profits

Doctor says the patient profited from his advice, the patient agrees though not as much as the doctor. The exchange shows a humorous, casual bedside banter about earnings.

Britain to spend vast sum on naval programme of new battleships

London reports the British Admiralty nears completion of next year’s naval estimates. Five or six battleships may be laid down, depending on Austria’s programme. The plan calls for about 240 million dollars, five battleships, six light armored cruisers, twenty destroyers, submarines, and 5,000 more personnel, totaling 142,500 officers and men. The new battleships will be the largest and strongest built, displacing 28,000 tons, capable of 25 knots, likely armed with eight 16.25 inch guns or alternatively 15 inch guns with 1,600 pound shells.

London Daily Mail Admiralty

Cure Told for Dodd's Kidney Pills in Winter Spread

Mrs Julien Painchand, after seven years of kidney and heart troubles, reports quick relief and complete cure after using Dodd's Kidney Pills. The testimonial notes she slept better and felt energised after six boxes, urging readers with two symptoms to try the remedy.

Julien Palnchaud Dodd

Parrot From the Congo at Mrs. Hale’s House

A parrot from the Congo is shown by an elderly lady to her gardener Horace who recalls his own Congo parrot that whistled familiar tunes. The scene ends with a quip about a medicine labeled Bromo Quinine and its claimed cures.

Congo Horace

The Messenger Lad and the Spoutless Kettle

Thomas the messenger was sent to buy a tin kettle to replace a melted spout. He returned two hours later without buying one because every kettle in the market had a spout. The employer pointed out the market was full of kettles, but all had spouts.

Thomas

Friends Talk Marriage Plans in Quiet Banter

A brief exchange between friends Hilda and Vera reveals a humorous take on marriage. Hilda hopes for a husband easily pleased, while Vera quips that such a mate is exactly what she will have, reflecting light social humor.

Hilda Vera

Minard’s Liniment Tale In Winter Snow

A brisk winter scene shows John shovelling snow in a snowbound street. A voice from a window complains he is clearing the wrong house while he yells back that he is busy. The tale ends with the voice collapsing, implying a twist or danger.

John

Better Times in Spain Madrid Promised by King

Government reform promised as most revolutionary by King Alfonso. Republican Azcarate says interview confirms sincerity and aims to establish pension system, liberalize education, cut military expenses, end religious tolerance, and pursue reforms long sought by Republicans. Also notes Dr Thomas Electric Oil demand rising with fresh supplies as it travels widely.

Spain Madrid Alonso Azcara Alfonso Azcarate Thomas

A Matter of Sex at English Charity Meeting

A well known clergyman recalls a South of England charity meeting where the mayor praised unity among clergy. He notes the bishop, Wesleyans, Baptists, and other ministers sat together as he declared that if a man's heart is in the right place, it doesn't matter what sex he belongs to.

England

Clergyman Visits Ward Sparks Bitter Smile Tale

A local hospital scene shows a new clergyman comforting a pale patient in ward No 4. The patient laments a broken romance, blaming smiling at another man’s girl for his misfortune, while a clerk objects that there is no rubbish about it.

Chief Event Joke From Dental Newsroom

A Liverpool schoolmaster recounts telling a funny tale about his dentist visit. After a Saturday appointment and a curious Monday, he asks pupils what is the chief event since Friday. A girl replies, Take note, you’ve had a set of false teeth, prompting a swift shift to other topics.

Liverpool

Fisher’s Boy and the Smack on the Wave

A lyric narrative describes a woman singing of distant fishers and a boy on the sea. The verses recount harsh mornings with scarce fish and the death of the brave fishermen, ending with the boy crying for life at sea and receiving a small slap.

Misplaced Note Lets Thief Snatch Goods From House

Mrs McQuill warned all out to protect her home but the grocer still arrived to leave items on the doorstep. On return she found the note still on the door but with a line added saying Many thanks, we haven't left much. The humorous anecdote exposes a house inadequately safeguarded.

Peculiar Girl That Miss Bradieh Becomes Unresponsive

A narrator recalls meeting Peculiar Girl Miss Bradieh in London last winter and their evolving friendship. She has grown cold after an unsettled exchange about choosing talent or beauty, with no direct explanation offered.

Irish Boy Headmaster Exchange Creates Morning Confusion

An exchange between a headmaster and a pupil named O'Brien leads to a humorous scene as the boy explains he stepped out to tuck himself in, prompting a lighthearted inquiry about bedtime in a likely classroom or dormitory setting.

O'Brien

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