Humorous Quips and Cartoon Jokes Mixed In Local Snippet
A mixed page of jokes and quips references Oscar Adickes, a bishop, a burn by hot soup, a stray bird, a sausage shop sign, a child with a BB gun, tax jokes, a theater owner with a long run, a parachute student, a kitchen mishap, an IRS line, and an extreme love dilemma. The tone echoes late 20th century humor with everyday characters and punchlines.
Lions Present Club Awards At Cuero Luncheon
Visiting District Governor Jim DeLawder awarded perfect attendance pins and Old Monarch honors to Cuero Lions Club members during a regular Wednesday meeting. Recipients included W. F. Kautz Dr. W. R. Towery Jim Stone and others with service years ranging from two to twenty four.
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Cuero Lions Club
Jim DeLawder
DeLawder
W. F. Kautz
W. R. Towery
Jim Stone
Bill Nami
Nick Cameron
CL. Duckett
Dewey Schorre
E. ©. Schafer
Charles Tubbs
Harold Tiffin
Mike Weber
Albert Ley
Robert Post
Gene
Larry Smith
Calvary Baptist Youth Takes Trip To Goliad
Calvary Baptist Church youth group took a bus trip to Goliad on Sunday night to present a program for First Baptist Church. The Rev. Gerard W. Thornton pastor. Larry Tomlinson drove the bus. Chris Harris led the Youth Choir. Vickie Hall at the piano. testimonies by Jay Cooley Kathy Simpson Vickie Hall and Barbara Terrell. Roger Mize delivered the sermon. fellowship followed with Beverly Bowers Vicky Coker Leslie Parr Julie Simpson Arona Mize Scott Conley Richard Fagan Bubba Hall Linda Schulte Pam Mize Debbie Rogers Kenneth Parr Bobby Coker Cherry Fagan Edward Rackley and Virginia Rogers.
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Calvary Baptist Church
Goliad
First Baptist Church
Gerard W. Thornton
Larry Tomlinson
Chris Harris
Vickie Hall
Jay Cooley
Kathy Simpson
Barbara Terrell
Roger Mize
Beverly Bowers
Vicky Coker
Lesley Parr
Julie Simpson
Arona Mize
Scott Conley
Richard Fagan
Bubba Hall
Linda Schulte
Pam Mize
Debbie Rogers
Kenneth Parr
Bobby Coker
Cherry Fagan
Edward Rackley
Virginia Rogers
Nominees To Be Named Oct 26 At Meeting
Nominating committee will name nominees for offices next Tuesday evening at 5 30 at 5122 E French Street. Members include Maurice Mathis Rev John Carmona Mrs Pat Striedel Jim Rabe and Mrs Bennie Krause. A future decision on joining a national organization will be made.
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French Street
Maurice Mathis
John Carmona
Pat Striedel
Jim Rabe
Bennie Krause
Poppy Day Proclaimed by Mayor for October 22
Mayor Jack Edgar signed a proclamation declaring Friday October 22 as Poppy Day. Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 3972 and posts nationwide observe the occasion with poppy remembrance.
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Jack Edgar
Veterans of Foreign Wars
Post
Meyersville 4-H Club Plans Visit by Barbara Long
Meyersville 4-H Club voted to invite Barbara Long of Yoakum, an internationally known artist who paints with her teeth, to speak at the next meeting. Bonnie Buenger reported on his Germany trip and a $5 United Fund contribution was made in memory of Jack Hoverton. Achievement Night is set for November 1.
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Bonnie Buenger
Germany
Meyersville
Recreation Hall
Earl Buenger
Barbara Long
Yoakum
Jack Hovverton
Battle Over Prayer in Schools Faces House Vote
Washington reports opponents of a constitutional amendment to restore prayer in public schools gained a floor vote after 218 House members signed to discharge the measure from Judiciary Committee. Sponsor Rep. Chalmers Wylie says optimism remains as supporters push for passage ahead of the November 8 vote.
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Washington
UPS
Fred Sehwengel
Bership
Judiciary Committee
Chalmers P. Wylie
Bohio
Supreme Court
Wylie
District 14-AAA Drafts Zones Amid Regional Moves
Cuero High School principal PeWayne Scott and athletic director Buster Gilbreth discussed East and West zone lists. San Felipe and Del Rio changes trimmed the West to five teams while the East added Judson and Canyon amid new alignments. Del Rio rises to A, Floresville drops to AA as Pleasanton leads the Fast Zone with Fredericksburg Kerrville Tivy Uvalde Crystal City and South West. Minutes passed after an 8-3 vote to raise adult ticket prices from 1.50 to 1.75, Cuero opposing. DeWayne Scott named East Zone chairman.
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Cuero High
PeWayne Scott
Cuero High School
Buster Gilbreth
Judson
San Felipe
del Rio
Pleasanton
Floresville
Converse
Canyon of New Brainies
Cuero
Samuel Clemens
East Central
Gonzales
Fredericksburg
Kerrville Tivy
Uvalde
Crystal City
San Antonio
DeWayne Scott
Cuero United Fund Quota Reaches Halfway Total
A lengthy local fundraiser list shows donors contributing to the Cuero United Fund with a running total of 6045 dollars toward an 11000 dollar goal. Prominent contributors include Farmers State Bank, Buchel Bank, Cuero Federal A and L, Gulf Coast Wood Prod, Nielsen 7-Up Bottling, J. C. Penney Co, HEB Grocery Co, and the Cuero Nursing Home among many others. Total to date is 6045 dollars.
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Graham Hamilton
Farmers State Bank
Buchel Bank
Cuero Federal A & L
Weber Motor Co
Freund Funeral Home
Ark.-La Gas Co
Gulf Coast Wood Prod
Conrad & Tarkington
Carl R. Wagner
Cuero Livestock Com., Inc
Nielsen 7-Up Bottling Co
Coppedge Tire Service
Duckett Motor Co
Cuero Foodcraft Store
Surface Burial Vault Co
D. M. Stiles
LeRoy Hamilton
Regency Furniture Co
Carter Thomas
S.W. Bell Telephone Co
L. L. Battery Ph. G
Koenig's Drive
O. E. Hall
O. E. Hall Jr. 100. Mr. Mrs. F. B. Sheppard 100. Crescent Valley Creamery
Stimson Furniture Co
Charles Tubbs
Laske Motor Co
John Wheeler
Emil Penner
J. T. Newman
Coca-Cola
E. T. Summers Jr
John C. Hamilton
Legion Stag Stew Friday at Cuero Pump House
The American Legion Stag Stew is set for Friday October 2 at 6 p.m. at the Cuero Pump House. Tickets at the gate are 10 dollars each. Proceeds aid the Cuero football team and coaches supper at the Legion Civic Center on a later date.
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American Legion
Cuero Pump House
Leon Wishert
Arthur Rauch
Wishert
Cuero
American Legion Civic Center
Prisoners Awaiting Trial in DeWitt County Jail
Two inmates from Texas Department of Corrections Huntsville have been brought to DeWitt County Jail for trial. Elmer Cooper aged 25 of Kirbyville faces charges of alleged theft and burglary. Roosevelt Trier aged 4 with Huntsville address is charged with alleged burglary.
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Texas Department of Corrections
Huntsville
DeWitt County
Elmer Cooper
Route 2
Box 69
Kirbyville
Roosevelt Trier
Suspect Out On Bond In DeWitt County DWI Case
Rudy Cisneros, 45, general delivery, was released on bond Wednesday from the DeWitt County Jail. He faces charges of driving while intoxicated after a Tuesday pickup by the Texas Highway Patrol.
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Rudy Cisneros
Nixon
DeWitt County
Texas Highway Patrol
Bible Thought Conqueror Defeats Death Theme
A devotional note cites first Corinthians 15 26 declaring death as the last enemy to be destroyed and presents Christianity as identifying a conqueror over the feared foe rather than a mere hope.
Back in a Small Town Revises Your Thinking
A retired couple moves to a true small town after 30 years in cities to slow life after a heart attack. They note daily acts of courtesy in the absence of urban stress and reflect on losses like season tickets and cultural amenities. The piece weighs benefits against nostalgia.
Hunting Hours for Dove Season Schedule
From noon to sunset, hunters must follow the posted daily closing times. The schedule lists dates and dusk times with entries for October 2 and October 24, including Friday and Sunday evenings.
Merchants Decide City Parking Rules In Cuero
City Manager Larry Smith and Police Chief Clinton Wright survey downtown merchants on enforcing a two hour limit year round to curb employees occupying street spaces. Changes at Reuss Pharmacy Perry Bros and the US Post Office shift parking needs, while Cuero Polo Department works on traffic controls at Clayton and Henry intersection.
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Larry Smith
Clinton Wright
Chief Wright
Smith
Main
Esplanade
Gonzales
Church
Reuss Pharmacy
Perry Bros
Main Street
North Esplanade
Cuero Polo Department
Clayton and
Henry
Wright
Hospital Auxiliary Adds Five Members
Cuero Community Hospital Auxiliary welcomes five new members Mrs Frances Wood Mrs Don Barlow Mrs Hope Dominguez Mrs Carmen Brown and Mrs Lott Taylor announced by president Mrs Harold High. A quilt painting and needlepoint pillow donated by donors will be auctioned at the Christmas Bazaar with drawings set for 3 p.m. November 20 and items on display through early November.
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Cuero Community Hospital
Harold High
Frances Wood
Don Barlow
Hope Dominguez
Carmen Brown
Lott Taylor
Juna Dunn
A. J. Bohman
Reuss
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Pat Sez
Guest Columist
God
Oscar Adickes
Werner Kautz Sez
Internal Revenue Office
Country
Honey Bunch
Lions Present Club Awards
Catholic Daughters of America
Our Lady of Guadalupe Catholic Church Parish Hall
Calvary Baptist
Pro Prayer
House
Gobblers
Cuero United Fund
Legion Stag
South Texas
Sulbe
Washington Redskins
Kennedy Center
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Mon
Zales
Hospital Auxiliary
Jack Fitzgerald