Fragmented 1900s column bursts with strange claims and ideas
A jumble of notes covers a wide range from politics and education to science and literature. It cites an Iowa teacher, a French electrical discovery, a Russian wireless telephony claim, a salary for the Sultan of Sulu, and broader comments on labor, libraries, and export trades. It critiques romance fiction as symbolic humor and laments war’s human cost.
Ireful Love Triangle in Archer ville Debacle
A narrator recalls a tangled romance among sisters Maud and the narrator, brother Fred, and Perceval Jones. Jealous scenes, plotting to win Jones, and a golf links sting operation unfold as Providence guides the messy affair.
Perceval Jones Wins Heart After Secret Courtship
Rosamond narrates how Perceval courts her despite brother Fred’s opposition. He woos her at every turn, proposes at once, and they marry in the minister’s porch, leaving Fred stunned but relieved when she reveals her new husband’s identity.
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Maud
Freid
Perceval Jones
Perceval
Ibsen
Archerville
Teed
Mr. Jones
Mamma
Albert Edward
Mark Hanna
Maton
Sleop
Wanal
Hin
Mand
Ibsen Ag
Nooner
Freda Eve Helton
Rosamond
Leo
Mia
Hho
Polly
The Cow and Bull Riddle From The Enquirer
A Cincinnati Enquirer clip surveys humorous solutions to the question why is a cow a cow and a bull a bull. It catalogues puns in English Latin and algebraic twists, noting several clever absurdities and a final paradox that any cow equals any bull by eliminating the common term any.
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Cincinnati Enquirer
Wise Words and Quips From Various Authors
A compilation of aphorisms and sayings attributed to Walsh, Tennyson, Bulwer Lytton, Socrates Smith, Augustine Shirrell, Sir T. Browne, and others. The text juxtaposes humor and moral reflections on justice, knowledge, charity, and civility, with scattered garbled lines about Queen Wilhelmina and attire during an excursion.
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Walsh
Tennyson
Bulwer Lytton
Martin Tupper
Socratus Smith
Augustine Shirrell
Sir 'R
Browne
Daring Ferguerson crosses bridge in Philippine siege
The article recounts Corporal Arthur M. Ferguson of Burlington Kansas volunteering for a night crossing of a blown railroad bridge at Calumpit near the Pampanga river in the Philippines. He crawled along steel girders under lightning and sentry fire to gather intelligence for Colonel Funston, narrowly surviving as he reached the opposite shore.
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Arthur M. Ferguson
Burlington
Kan
Company
Twentieth Kansas
Calumpit
Philippines
Rio Grande de Pampanga
Aron
Funston
Yerguson
Dergnava
San Fernando
Fauston
Furguson
Truffles From France Eyed For U S Experimental Planting
U S Department of Agriculture scientists led by Walter T Swingle discuss introducing French truffles to America for farming. They note France’s industry worth millions, methods to locate underground fungi, and potential forests in California and the Carolinas. Prices in France reach up to 2 a pound. some varieties are considered inferior or dangerous.
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United States Department of Agriculture
Walter T. Swingle
Ook
France
Vrance
Swingle
England
Italy
West
Schogle
Paris
Golely
Harkness
Academy of Sciences
California
Carolinas
Epping Forest
London
Saing
Channel Islands
Great Britain
America
Guernsey
Lhasa
Phyllis Goes a Fishing and Town Topics Humour Roundup
A mosaic of light verse and witty clippings from the era. Verses about Phyllis fishing. quips from Town Topics, Harvard Lampoon, and Philadelphia Bulletin. cartoons and jokes on weather, rumors, and daily life. brief anecdotes from Boston to London illustrate society humor and culture.
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Phyllis
Gleverton
Chicago News
Katy Dla
Philadelphia
Bella
Willy
Beulah
Freda
Harvard Lampoon
Thomas
William
Georgie
Marm
Boston Transcript
Lash
Rash
Little Darling’s
Wiger
Jewelora
Philadelphia Bulletin
Wayfarer
Fliegende Binetter
Rivera
Brooks
Rivers
Chicago Tribune
Veterans Parade in Philadelphia Welcomes McKinley Visit
Nearly 30 000 Civil War veterans marched through Philadelphia with crowds along Broad Street. President McKinley rode the route with Cabinet members, visited Admiral Sampson’s warships, and spoke to veterans at the Academy of Music and a banquet.
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McKinley
Broad Street
Independence Hall
Department of Pennsylvania
Sampson
Btone
Rockford
Ill
Grand Army
James W. Latta
Louis Wagoner
Philadelphia
Atesp
Ashbridge
Stone
McRinley
Admiral Fiampson
Academy of Music
Odd Fellows’ Hall
George G. Meade
Lafayette Post
New York
Kingsley Post
Boston
Buffalo
Staliness
United States
Pennsylvania Tollroad
Washington
Two More Feud Murders in Clay County Kentucky
Arifine of Clay County killed two friends of the Philpots near Manchester after meeting them on Little Horse Creek. Jim Smith, a timberman, and his companion were shot to death in an ambush near Hooker's branch. Smith's horse was also killed.
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Cristobal Colon
Ineh Au
India
Tie
Hoe
Bull Ran
Lee
London
Wash Thacker
Jim Smith
Clay County
Philpots
Thackers
Thankers
Go’slock
George Philpot
Manchester
Little Horse Creek
Gafety
Hooker
Smith
John J. McLean
Ohio
Chicago
Seattle
Wash
Alaska
Lourada
St. Michaels
Humboldt
Skaguey
Milion
N. A. Crissey
Johnstown
Penn
Punxsutawnosy
Punxsutawyney Fatt Association
John M. Southwicl
Claremont
N. H
Chelan
Mags
Zurrow
Monroa County
Punn
Joseph E. Ransdell
Fifth Congress
Louisiana
Inter S.T. Baird
Ransdell
A. T. Nelson
Ephraim Gordon
Dartmouth College
New York City
Kearsarge Fast Trial Sets Record Near Newport News
The battleship Kearsarge completed a fast trial in Newport News reporting 17.25 knots per hour, faster than the Alabama’s earlier run. She returned with a victory broom at the masthead, despite a fouled bottom and heavy load conditions.
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Newront News
Kearsarge
United States Navy
Alabama
Coal trade tensions across coal sectors prompt price concerns
One of the least satisfactory trades in anthracite shows production lag while consumption rises and price-cutting complaints persist. In the bituminous trade efforts to unite producers again draw attention.
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Bituminats Teade
Argen t ine official seeks emigration to Argentina
Jose Faber, an Argentine representative, has arrived in the United States to persuade Bohs alms to emigrate from the United States to Argentina.
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Jose Faber
United States
Bohs
Plague and unrest sweep regions amid varied world events
Reports describe yellow fever raging in Moxico and plague spreading in China. Officials in the Volkar and Transvaal deny canceling a dynamite monopoly while Cape Colony seeks 250000 for large undertakings. Ambitious Cuban expeditions attract applicants as Porto Rico relief funds top 259000 in New York. Turkish plans for a permanent agricultural exhibit in Constantinople are announced. A rise in typhoid fever is noted in August compared with 1804, prompting Boston authorities to respond.
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Moxico
China
Volkar
Transvaal
Ling
Koolas Anid
Cape Colony
Menoral Dininez
New York City
Porto Rica
Presbyterian Church of
Coghnal Ars
Beth
Ohio
Cantet
Hanko
Torneo Permanent Agriculturale
Comtantinople
Boston
Washington Navy shakeup and new fortification plan
Commander Edward D Taussig is relieved of command of the gunboat Bennington and ordered home from Manila after clashing with Admiral Watson over fleet management. Captain F Goodrich moves to command the battleship Iowa. Captain Terry goes on waiting orders as Captain McCalla takes command of Newark. President McKinley and Mrs. McKinley arrive in Washington from Ohio. Navy bids for yard work and warship construction face delays. Fort Monroe fortifications are approved with a $3 million government plan for impregnable defenses.
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Washington
Edward D. Taussig
Bennington
Watson
Manila
F. Goodrich
Newark
Lowa
Terry
B. H.cCalla
Afra
McKinley
Ohio
Mre. McKinlay
Beth Fortune
Mra
McKinlay
Navy Department
Navy Yards
Root
Fort Mooroo
Hawaii
Honolulu
Bonene Yeabel Artacho
Aruinaldo
Cebu
P. I
Hawaiian Islands
Mindango
Philippines
Hobson
Dewey
Manila Bay
Quba
Burean
la Porto Blco
Faretca
Captaing Voulet
China
Italy
Ning- Hai
Baler
Luzon
Barcelona
Diaz
Morea
Council of War
Madrid
Spain
Cervera
Santiago
Hanna
Hotel Des Indies
Hague
United States
Nowell
Switzerland
Englshmoen
Hill
Jones
Blanche
Hills
Trauavaal Republic
Germany
Chile
Santiago de Shilo
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Spitzbergen
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Riccards
Norda
Amazon
India
Greater Britain
Earl’s Court
London
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House of Representatives
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Plantes
Jullan Alps
T Na Rock
William Leu
Ofles Holler
Diet Sud
Pitt
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