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Newspaper

Cranbury Press

Location

Cranbury, New Jersey, United States of America

Date

May 12, 1911

Page

6

Healthy kidneys essential to perfect health

A consumer ad asserts healthy kidneys remove about 500 grains of impurities daily and promotes Doan's Kidney Pills as superior. It cites Mrs. Nettie Dunham of Senecca Falls New York who recovered after four months bedridden, praising the pill and listing Foster Milburn as the Buffalo distributor.

Dean Nettie Dunham Mechanic St Seneca Falla N. Y On & Preisrtire Doan Foster Milburn Buffalo

Archimedes Myth Reinterpreted in Classroom Jest

In a humorous scene Mr Bore and Miss Caustique guide James through a quip about Eureka. The pupil misreads Archimedes famous exclamation and the dialogue turns on a pun about finding soap in the bath. A Christian Intelligencer blurb frames the exchange.

Archimedes James Christian Intelligencer

Plots of Robber Baron Speeders and Cheating Machines

A quoted judge rails at plutocrats who push the poor down. He recalls earning a weekly $29 commission catching speeders, then laments others using flying machines to cheat a man of his livelihood, calling them hogs.

The Most Beautiful Thing In The World Contest Prize

A newspaper invited readers to define the most beautiful thing. First prize went to a reply about a mother's eyes. Second prize praised the impossible dream. A humorous entry claimed the beauty lies in carrying a mother in law safely across a dangerous river without dropping her.

Grape-Nuts praised by clergyman for health gains

A clergyman testifies to relief from indigestion headaches and regained energy after adopting Grape-Nuts and Postum. He notes improved sermon preparation, mental stamina, and healthier mornings, adding others have benefited by his recommendation.

Tom Postum Company Battle Creek Wellville

Packey McFarland Praised by Australia’s Young Griffo

Albert Griffiths known as Young Griffo praised Packey McFarland after watching his win over Owen Moran. Griffo called McFarland the fastest lightweights he has seen, with superb footwork and head, saying he could outpoint many past champions like Kid Lavigne and respect Erne as a boxer rather than a hard hitter.

Albert Griffiths Young Griffo Australia Griffo Grifo Packey McFarland Owen Moran Chicago McFarland Packey Kid Lavigne Lavigne Frank Erne Erne

Tannehill Granted Unconditional Release From Reds

Veteran pitcher Jesse Tannehill has asked for and received his unconditional release from the Cincinnati Reds and will sign with the Rochester club, champions of the Eastern League.

Tannehill Jesse Tannehill Teague Thiedieo Cincinnati Reds Rochester Club

Rusie Takes Gate Job at Seattle Baseball Park

Amos Rusie once a famed pitcher has been hired as a ticket taker at the gate of the Seattle Northwestern League baseball park confirming a new role in the local sports scene.

Rusie Amos Rusie Seattle

Advice to Excitable Fans at the Ballgame

A humorous list of fan warnings to tame cheering and antics during baseball pennant races. It cautions against insulting players, overreacting to errors, harassing umpires, throwing objects, and spoiling the game for others while urging fans to laugh, be merry, and stay within decorous bounds. It also covers avoiding crowd issues, identifying players, and overzealous displays.

Kept Stars Off The Stage In A Pitcher’s Tale

Larry Lajoie nearly agreed to feature Hans Wagner Cobb and Collins in a vaudeville batting act. Bill Gray arranged a $500 weekly offer with travel pay for Al Wagner. Hans balked at traveling, saying travel makes him ill, and he never signed or replied.

Larry Lajoie Hans Wagner Hans Bill Gray New York Larry Wagner Cobb Gray Carnegie

Notre Dame Star to Coach and Schedule Additions

Notre Dame star Howard, captain and tackle on the 1909 western champion team, will coach West Virginia this year. Rosy Dolan, all western guard, will coach Oregon again this fall. Red Miller will coach Creighton next year. Two Notre Dame baseball games added. Keio University of Japan on June 6 and Georgetown University on June 10.

Notre Dame Howard University—of West Virgina Rosy” Dolan Oregon University Red” Miller Creighton University Hope Keio University Japan Georgetown University of Washington D. C

Panhandler’s plea rejected at opera house lobby

A panhandler approached Gus Hartz near the box office and handed an addressed envelope asking for a stamp for his mother. Hartz snatched the envelope and tossed it through the window while telling Fred Doan to stamp and mail it. The man and his partner moved away with a sly remark about the wife.

Gus Hartz Opera House Fred Fred Doan Panhandler Cleveland Leader

Baseball and boxing clash in sports chatter of the day

The column surveys baseball topics and player notes including Fred Clarke’s hitting, Criss the St. Louis pitcher nicknamed King Doda, Horace Fogel’s Dod contract offer, Silk O Loughlin on brains and umpires, Ted Easterly's required .300 average, George Davis’s Chicago fan tribute, New York and Chicago pennant hopes, a Springfield triple play miscue, and updates on Pittsburg, Hornhorst, Larry Schlaffig, Hal Chase, Fred Tenney, Ed Pfeffer, and Red Nelson’s rheumatic setback.

Fred Clarke Criss St. Louis Browns King Doda Horace Fogel Dod Silk O’loughlin Ted Easterly Jim McGuire George Davis Chicago New York Springfield Pittsburg Fred Clarkes Pirates Hornhorst Cleveland George Stovall Larry Schlaffig Washington Troy N. Y Hal Chase Fred Tenney Boston Nationals Cardinals Ed Pfeffer Frank Pfeffer Cub Red Nelson Michigan

Barber Reports Cure by Cuticura Remedies

John F. Williams of Dorchester Boston describes severe dandruff itching and hair loss. He shampooed with Cuticura Soap and used Cuticura Ointment, noting a thick hair growth and no scalp trouble after months of treatment. He credits the remedies with a complete cure and recommends them to customers.

John F. Williams Norfolk Street Dorchester Boston Mass

Impossible. Carnegie on labor troubles in New York dinner

Andrew Carnegie said in New York that employers are often in the wrong in labor troubles. The gag about Mrs. Smith Jones and a villa Palm Beach humorously contrasts demands for truthfulness and obedience with a deacon serving guests.

Andrew Carnegie New York Mrs. Smith-Jones

Clean living for health and home

A compact exhortation urges keeping the house and belongings clean to ensure well being. It notes a blessing and physician, and quotes the idea eat to live not live to eat, stressing pure air and orderly living as paths to harmony.

Sim Gage

Sincerity Elevates Love Beyond Innocence in Verse

Poetic reflection on sincerity transforming relationships. It asserts that truthfulness elevates a loyal kiss into a lasting verity surpassing innocence. The lines probe idealized love and moral quality as the core of beauty and fidelity.

THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW

A brief from Atchison Globe recounts a couple’s divorce after a wife’s long day of cooking ends with her husband mockingly calling the meal cold supper. He remains unaware why she sought separation, while she cites his brutality as the motive.

Atchison Atchison Globe

Far From Bohemia Tjarks and Bjenks discuss a bohemian in love

In a spectral chat they tease a bohemian about a laundry girl, noting rumors of an impending marriage. They hint at suspicion about the romance and ask what a bohemian does near a laundry.

Bohemia Bjenks Tjarks

Revered Ballot Box Refused Hat While Voting

Rev. R. S. MacArthur of New York City asserts the ballot box is sacred and that he removes his hat when voting. He says voters should treat the privilege with respect, praying as they vote and voting as they pray.

R. S. MacArthur New York City

Old Fashioned Marriage Talk Sparks Banter

A playful early exchange features two speakers debating engagement plans. One childlike remark asks to petition the father for hand in marriage, while the other counters with a blunt directive to announce the proposal directly rather than seek paternal permission.

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Mr. Bore Miss Caustique Star Ball Speed Demon Ty Cobb Detroit Tigers Indianapolis Motor Speedway Indianapolis Packey M’farland England Packey Mefarland Honus Wagner Samuel Ater the Centaur Company Foodant Bears Post Postum Cereal Co., Ltd Battle Creek, Mich
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