Lines on Mabel's Face and Other Harbors of Gossip
A column-like snippet highlights playful verse and social gibes. It recalls a poem titled Lines on Mabel's Face and recounts a luncheon anecdote by Lady Duff-Gordon about divorce talk. The piece also contrasts thrift advice with humorous quips about marriages and Reno.
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Gertie
Rose
Mabel
Roosevelt Nominated for President at Birth of New Party
The National Progressive movement casts Theodore Roosevelt as its presidential nominee at Orchestra Hall, hours after Taft’s renomination. Delegates, supporters, and a cheering crowd declare the party born. Roosevelt accepts the nomination and pledges to reconvene in six weeks to ratify the endorsement.
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Roosevelt
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Chicago
William Howard Taft
Theodore Roosevelt
Orchestra Hall
California
National Committee
Teddy
Hadley
Missouri
Deneen
Illinois
William E
Idaho
William Bristow
Kansas
William
Colonel Roosevelt
United States
Mr. Prendergast
W. A. Prendergast
New York
Meyer Lissner
Richmond Pearson
North Carolina
Frank Knox
Michigan
Matthew Hale
Massachusetts
James R. Garfield
Ohio
David Browning
Kentucky
Everard Bierer, Jr
Utah
Walter Thompson
Vermont
Oscar R. Hundley
Alabama
Ben B. Lindsey
Colorado
Andrew Rahn
Minnesota
Judge Stevens
Iowa
Judge Lowder
North Dakota
Willian Allen White
John C. Greenway
Arizona
John Franklin Fort
New Jersey
E. C. Carrington
Maryland
Pearl Wight
Louisiana
Lorenzo Dow
Washington
Walter Clyde Jones
Milinois
Frank Frantz
Oklahoma
Taft
Pennsylvania
Roosevelt Campaign Drama at Republican Convention
Prendergast of New York and William Draper Lewis of the UPenn Law School spoke as delegates cheered. Prendergast criticized Taft and called the convention stolen while Roosevelt urged a mass meeting to nominate a progressive candidate appealing to all regions and parties.
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Prendergast
New York
William Draper Lewis
University of Pennsylvania Law School
Massachusetts
Senator Duncan Fletcher condemns orange grower for failure in Jacksonville
Senator Duncan A Fletcher condemned an orange grower in Jacksonville for failing. He said the man failed due to ignorance and blamed external factors, comparing him to a tramp ignorant of industry and questioning the value of hard work as fruitless.
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Duncan A. Fletcher
Jacksonville
Doctor Reports Cure Using Cuticura Remedies
A Boston physician describes two cures with Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment for dermatitis and skin afflictions. He details a painter patient and his wife’s persistent skin troubles, noting rapid improvement and ultimate healing after using the Cuticura regimen. He endorses the remedies and provides address for free samples and literature.
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B. L. Whitehead
M. D
Dartmouth St
Boston
Mass
Easy to Cut the Price and Other Short Items
A butcher jokes about prices raising sausages a pound and compares Schmidt's stock. A quip notes a girl may laugh at love but later cries on a man's shoulder. Garfield Tea is praised for its claimed benefits. A wry line imagines a tax on stupidity would target clever dodgers.
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Schmidt's
Laughs Rise Over Ball Game Misprint Exchange
A playful exchange at a recent ball game features Miss Weary and others reacting to a misprint about mapping. The lighthearted banter turns to laughter as onlookers tease the misunderstanding and joke about who will laugh next.
A Stern Father Warns Suitor Over Visit
A young man visiting a daughter’s home is confronted by her stern father who forbids future calls. The visitor explains he came about a small debt from his firm, prompting a tense exchange and a wary, reluctant invitation to return.
Clothes and the Man Colporteur Sells Bible After Refusal
A South Carolina colporteur walked miles through mud and urged a passerby to buy a Bible but was refused. The next day after rest he set up again and sold a Bible to the same man who had rejected him. He recounted meeting a muddy man yesterday with Bibles and noted buying from a Baptist gentleman.
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South Carolina
Fathers' Day Observance Noted Amid Weekend Talks
A comment on Father celebration traditions contrasts with Mothers' Day observances. The dialogue points to weekly Saturday nights and a named individual, Steve, in the discussion.
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Gabe
Steve
Paxton Toilet Co Offers Free Paxtine Antiseptic Trial
The Paxton Toilet Co of Boston Massachusetts will ship a large trial box of Paxtine Antiseptic a delightful cleansing and germicidal toilet preparation to any woman free upon request.
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Paxton Toilet Co
Boston
Mass
Willing to Die and Other Quips From a Dental Ad Page
A collage of vintage ad quips and product pitches includes Willing to Dye dialogue, eye salve touts, Garfield Tea claims to cleanse systems, Mrs. Winslow's soothing syrup for teething, and light humor about theft and discontent.
Iowa Woman Recovers Using Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound
Ottumwa Iowa resident Harriet E Wampler reports relief from years of female trouble after using Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. The ad asserts the remedy draws on native roots and herbs and offers confidential advice from women in Lynn Massachusetts.
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Ottumwa
Iowa
United States
Lydia E. ‘Pinkham
Lydia E. Pinkham
Harriet E. Wampler
S. Ransom Street
Absorbine Jr Promises Quick Relief for Bunions and More
A reader from Tobinsport Indiana quotes a testimonial praising Absorbine Jr for bunions and general foot pain with swelling. The ad notes uses for goitre enlarged glands varicose veins milk leg strains sprains cuts bruises and lacerations. Prices are 1.00 and 2.00 with a free book offered by W F Young P D F Springfield Mass.
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Alex Ahl
Tobinsport
Ind
Absorbine
W.f.young
P.D.F
Templa St
Springfield
Mass
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