An Odd Italian Guide and a Mule Energy Joke
A garbled slice hints at an Italian travel voice from Naples and Ravenna plus a comic aside about an invention for milking cows and a mule’s kick. The piece mixs supposed field notes with a joke about energy waste and a hospital visit.
Quizzical Chatty Ads and Short Tales Across Papers
A collage of humorous exchanges from various papers includes a candid interview snippet about qualifications for a watchman, a wife seeking a new dress, and a jovial tram seat quip. The block also mentions a jail mouse trap innovation in New Brunswick and a testimonial praising Electric Bitters curing Bright’s disease symptoms.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New Brunswick
Rogers
John Fell
Fell
The Patient Oyster and Odd Tales From The Times
A column blends talking points on oysters with short diversions including a poetic note on the patient oyster its growth lines and shell building Then a pair of witty anecdotes follow about a woman turned into wood a deaf man regaining speech a bicycle wheel tale and a humorous sponge joke from a New Orleans paper
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
di June Cunte
Mack
Hhiss
Cian
London ‘Telegraph
Arnica Salve and cough cures touted in local ad notices
Letters praise Bucklen's Arnica Salve for burns and wounds with Clayton's drug store guarantees at 25c. A Magnolia Indiana user credits Dr King’s New Life Pills for health after six years of use. Eva Uncapher of Grover, Indiana reports recovery with Dr King’s New Discovery after a severe cough. Clayton’s Druggist offers 60c and 1.00 sizes and a trial bottle free.
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Pye
California
Bucklen
Charles Walters
Alleghany
Sierra Co
Walters
Clayton
John Pleasant
Magnolia
Ind
Dr. King
N. F. Clayton
Ideals of Citizenship and the Average Man
A speech argues that republics depend on the average citizen’s steady duty and righteous living. It stresses homely duties, thoughtful participation in state affairs, fairness towards rich and poor, and a spirit of generosity to uplift all fellow countrymen.
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Republic
Amun
Hin
Washington
Lincoln
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the Cranbury Press
Italy
Rome
Napoli
Banda Napoli
Pritta
Ravenna
Rosa
T. A. Daly
Catholic Standard and Timea
Cleveland Plain Dealer
John
Gruilty
Chicago News
Bobby
Atlanta Constitution
Wm. A. Fertwell
Lucama
N.C
Bright
N. F.clayton
Prioa
Elnb
Santa Claus
New Orleans Times-Democrat
Edmond de Goncourt
Nora
The
Holland
Hurlbut’s
Stoll’s
E. State ST
Trenton, N. J
Royal Society
Barguins In
C.C. Blauvelt
Frank A. Brown
Liverpool
London & Globe
Ins. Co. of
North America
North British & Mercantile
Niagara
Pittsburg
Mercer County Mutual
Shrewsbury Mutual
Hightstown, N. J
Trenton
Stetson
Hatter
E. State St. Trenton, N.J
Pemberton and
Hightstown
Union Transportation Company, Legsees
Traina
Philadelphia
Wa. Burris, Sup’t
San
United
McCall. Cos
New York
Peppler
Chas Cypher
Old Trusty
Cyphers
Columbia
Jemney Tmide
Chicago
San Jose Beale
Thomas Peppler
Vannest, Coleman &Co., Clothiers and Tailors
East State Street
Trenton, NV. J
Goodyear
Chas. J
Hichtstown, N. J
Clea
New York State
Baker’s Chocolate
Muscatel
D. W. Measuroll
Main Street
Hichtstown
New Jersey
Sun Optical Mfg. Co., Incp
Applegate Optical Rooms Fatale
F. C. Leaming
Cor
State and
Warren Streets
N. J
Mason’s
Armour
Simon
Saratoga
Turks Island
Blakeley
N.Y
Baker's Chocolate
Main St