Jokes and Local Anecdotes Across Vintage Columns
A collage of humorous vignettes from a historical page. It includes children debate Washington’s Delaware crossing in playful style, a tale of a stubborn farmer and a rubber acres gag, a nurse’s quip about medical bills, and odd language notes along with a lengthy Irish obituary anecdote.
Sherman Named in Gore Bribery Probe
Vice-President Sherman is named by Senator Gore in Muskogee as involved in the $3,000,000 McMurray Indian contracts. The testimony implicates Senator Curtis and Representative McGuire, with Hamon allegedly offering a $25 000 or $50 000 bribe to withdraw opposition. Readings detail private Washington meetings and other named figures in the probe.
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Jacob L.hamon
McMurray
Hamon
Qurtls
Kansas
Representative McGuire
Oklahoma
Hannon
Sherman
Senator Gore
Muskogee
Curtis
Flamurray
M’guire
Jacob Wamon
Gore
Big Moose
N. Y
James S. Sherman
Utlen
Okla
Thomas P Gore
Charles Curtis
Congress
Wrhshington
Jacob L. Haman
Senate
James Schoolerat Sherman
Bird S. McGuire
Chester—i Long
United States
Jacob TL. Hamon
Repub-ican
John F. McMurray
McAlester
Department of Justice
Namon
Toont
Amon
C E. Creager
Creager
Occidental Hotel
Washington
Facob Ty
Thought Host and Nostess Fire Fatal Shooting in Oakland
A man named Willan Cooper shot Mrs. Buss in a Oakland kitchen then wounded her husband before killing himself after a dispute over being asked to leave the Buss residence. The Buss couple had moved from Auburn New York two months earlier.
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Nostess
San Francisco
Hurley Buss
Oakland
Auburn
N. Y
Willan Cooper
New York
Cooper
Buss
Investigating Committee Names Shorts Key Figures in Gore Scandal
The report outlines Hannon accusing Gore and his secretary of bribery links tied to McMurray contracts and town art deals while denying naming Vice President Sherman and others. Burke chairs the House inquiry with Campbell, Miller, Stephens, and Saunders on the panel under a Congress mandate.
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Charlie Gurtis
Kansas
McMurray
Hannon
Gore
Sherman
Curtis
McGuire
Burke
House
Congress
Senate
House Mengers
Charles H. Burke
South Dakota
Puip As Campbell
Charles B. Miller
Minnesota
John IL. Stephens
Texas
E. W. Saunders
Virginia
Taft Praises Pilgrims at Provincetown Monument
President Taft joined Governor Draper Senator Lodge and others in dedicating the Pilgrims monument near Cape Cod. He praised the courage of the 1620 settlers who crossed the ocean and spoke to a crowd of over 10 000 as eight battleships lay in the harbor under Rear Admiral Schroeder.
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Mass
Taft
Cape Cod
Governor Draper
Massachusetts
Senator Lodge
Charles W. Eliet
Netherlands
Congressman McCleary
Schroeder
Tie Grims Monument at Provincetown Slump in Auto Business
New York reports a bottom for the auto industry with manufacturers storing stock and cutting output. Several large factories closed for inventory, workers laid off, and prices may drop 25 to 40 percent. farmers and smaller towns show weak demand as costs of maintenance deter purchases. Two children die from vitriol burns after a wagon spill. Navy vessels and Rear Admiral Vice attend a ceremony. Pilgrim Monument soars 647 feet above Provincetown with $90,900 cost shared by government, state, town, and associations.
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United States
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Cape Cod
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J Edward Simmons Dies At Mohonk Lake Bank Leader Passes
J Edward Simmons, president of the Fourth National Bank of New York and head of the New York Clearing House, died Friday morning at Mohonk Lake. A prominent banker and leader, he held numerous corporate posts and was a respected figure in finance and commerce.
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N. Y
J. Edward Simmons
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Panama Lai’ Ford Company
Wealthy Attorney WT Rice Found Murdered in Cleveland
In Cleveland, the body of WT Rice, a wealthy attorney, was found in the middle of a roadway on Hudd Heights with two bullet wounds to the head. His left hand appeared severed and valuables remained untouched, prompting police to consider a high‑minded homicide theory.
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Cleveland
WT Rice
Isttur
Hudd Heights
Crippen’s Attorneys Seek Proof of Murder in Crippen Case
Arthur Newton, Crippen’s defense attorney, asks for evidence of murder before visiting Crippen at his residence. Dr Crippen remains confident amid London support and a confessional stance. Tensions rise over prisoner access and excerpts of alleged pact with Miss Le Neve during arrest. Inspector Dew’s privileges are questioned by Canadian authorities.
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Crippen
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Dew
Scotland Yard
Midshipman Juhan Hatcher Quits Navy Over Seasickness
A Virginia boy, Juhan Hatcher, resigns from the naval academy after admitting chronic seasickness. He tried hard to qualify but finds serving at sea unacceptable and submits his resignation, which is accepted.
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Navy
Washington
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Hatcher
Flatcher
Annnipols Naval Academy
Matcher
Virginia
Fire Claims Family Of Four In West Hoboken Home
A three story frame building at 622 Spring Street West Hoboken burned killing four family members the father Louis Thafetu aged thirty two mother Mrs Louis Thafetu aged twenty nine and two children Jain Biatelty eight and Paul Hiafetu four all reportedly smothered in the blaze two others were badly injured.
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Twentven
Jain Biatelty
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Around the Bases in Brief Baseball Gossip and Moves
Pitcher Mathewson battles vertigo as manager Wheeler reshuffles Barth Bend. Heine Peltz named Lancaster manager. Dalton shines as Brooklyn outfielder prospect. Wagner rumors of retirement swirl amid fatigue. White Sox and New York Nationals make moves with Walker and others. Trades involve Severoul, Kit tridse, McAvoy, and Lemon. umpire Watts dismissed by Connecticut League.
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Dalton
Loall
Pittsburg
Hans Wagner
New York Nationals
Chicago
McChaw
Bred Wo Walker
University of Chicago
Pmehoit Club
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Belgin Club
Dat
Thts
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Cmemunt
Severoul
Ottumwa Club
Central Association
Connecticut League
Tracey
Watts
Northampton Cho
Woop McAvoy
New York American
Strants
Dallas
Managua
Wis
Lee Lemon
San Antonio
Texas
Washington Uniforms for Fighting Men Discussed
Discussion between the quartermaster general's department and the Infantry committee of the general staff considers changes in soldier equipment. Questions include pea jackets, negligee sweaters, slippers, and dust caps to reduce foot soreness during service.
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Uncle Sam
Quartermaster General's Department
Infantry
General Staff
Nome
Haigh Standard Noted in Harrisburg Police Exams
Report from Harrisburg notes the high standard set by the Haigh standard for the state police. among 890 men taking the examination for TS vacancies only a few succeeded, reflecting stringent passing criteria.
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State Po
Pontys Tyala
Cincinnati’s Population Surges After Thirteenth Census Read
The report notes a dramatic population rise in Cincinnati Ohio tied to the thirteenth census. An increase of 38 501 people, or 718 percent, is shown versus 26 902 in the prior count. It highlights the expanding city and shifting demographics.
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Demand Trends for Wire Tin Plate and Steel Across Markets
A terse market note notes rising demand for wire tin plate and structural steel with emphasis on widespread strength in several sectors. The report highlights unchanged prices and steady consumption as factories and construction advance.
Gas rights settle amid Chatham dispute and drownings roam
Reports from New Jersey note a contentious gas franchise deal in Chatham where service was limited to cooking and heating, sparking legal questions. Other items cover a Lake Hopatcong drowning including Nina Murie and A M Comerys, a Newark boy hiding a drowning secret, a Hackensack church mortgage burn, a teen’s death after watching a film, and local crime and civic updates.
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Stephen S. Muchmore
Passaic Avenue
Chatham
Public Service Gas Company
Nina Murie
New York City
Lake Hopatcong
Zack
A. M. Comerys
Wilmington
Del
Miss Murie
Mr. Comerys
Mountain View House
Jamce Kenworthy
William Moritz
William Tretheway
Newark
Better Part of Valor Debates in Providence Tale
Long humorous talk on courage and pride features IMehop Willian and HH McVickar of Rhode Island with Boston connections. The piece cites a Providence visit, a boastful challenge, and a crowd at a village post office reflecting on bishops and bravado.
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Imehop Willian
HH. McVickar
Episcopal Diocess
Rhode Island
Boston
Providence
Foster
Fostar
Graybeards
McVickar
Cuticura Cures Long Standing Eczema Says User
A user reports decades of eczema on hands healed after using Cuticura Ointment and Resolvent. She claims near-total body clearance after three bottles and one box of ointment, praising Cuticura for family members as well.
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M. B Fallin
Speers Ferry, Va
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