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Cranbrook Herald

Location

Cranbrook, British Columbia, Canada

Date

Jun 08, 1899

Page

3

No Eye For Art Peddlers Duel In Limerick Court

A county court judge known for disliking pestering peddlers faced a £10 claim over two pictures valued at that amount. The judge asked to see them, and after viewing labeled one “Peace” and “War.” The verdict: five shillings each. A separate note recalls the Hibernian Duel: Terones O’Rourke and Murtach O’Dogherty in Limerick, rough talk about tomorrow’s meeting.

Terones O' Rourke Anagoniat Murtach O Dogherty Limerick Morty Elane

Minart's Lintment and the Lomberman's Friend

A fragment from the Washington Star notes a tax joke about income and a Denver cowgirl-educated two months, progress seen in streetcar stunts. A nearby joke frames a husband and wife exchange about a boiler factory worker as a daily curiosity.

Tomtog Denver Ranges Washington Star

Bride's souffle recipe leads to kitchen calamity

A bride tries a new cookery book for an almond souffle but confuses ingredients and methods. The groom questions the taste as the bride recites the convoluted instructions, mixing almonds with Irish stew and pepper, creating a humorous culinary mishap.

Angelina Cam Edwin

Minard's Liniment in the House Cited by Notii

Chicago News notes a quirky claim about Qene Valie estimation by Notii for a geld dine while thousands of men waste money chasing the same. The item underscores unreliable novelty methods amid widespread disappointment.

Notii Chicago News

Postoffice Pens and the Curse of Murky Ink Fails Signatures

A humorous column laments postoffice pens and blotchy ink as tools of universal misery. It riffs on signatures gone wrong, clerks misreading names, and a graphology digression about a divine signature misread by a professor. The piece ends with a wry note on mercenary marriages and blunt manners.

W. Smith W. Sungzure

Dithoult to Decide. The Caller I would like to see some thing in the way of 1 check

A fragmented collage of overheard quips and cartoons from newspapers including The Tatler The Caller Indianapolis Journal and Washington Star noting questions about economy pay and domestic life with snatches of dialogue and social commentary illustrating public sentiment and humor.

Tatler Wonkers Sttesman Indianapolis Journal

Fishermen and con man exchange over deceit in Walton tale

A fragmentary dialogue shows a poor fisherman declaring honesty over lies as he negotiates with a fisherman. The piece includes a quip about a woman and a dollar, remarking on truth and perception through a coin metaphor.

Indianapolis Journal

Asthma Cured After Twelve Years by Clarke's Remedy

A testimonial recalls a long battle with asthma over twelve years. After trying many doctors and remedies, the patient reports significant relief and sleep improvement following Clarke's Vela Compound tablets. The cure is attributed to the product sold by Peter McTaggart of Toronto.

Toronto Iker Mowe Manitoba Clarke Ross Beatie Peter McTeggart Beer Prletar Torito Datey Geos

Verbal melee erupts on crowded Cedar avenue car

A crowded Cedar avenue car sparks a verbal clash between a tall native and a German-heritage passenger. Words escalate as a dozen seats separate the two after a tense exchange, with taunts about gentleness and identity.

Cedar Avenue

Immortality notions and curious customs cited by 19th century readers

A miscellany of ideas on physical immortality through abstention from food and a publisher’s failed manuscript, plus notes on Ashanti birth rituals with oil and ocher, a Surati Bazar theft scare using rice and magic, and brief jokes from New York papers.

John Fiske Atlantic Galilei Ashanti

Tonic for the Debilitated and a Globe of Quick Quips

In a column stitched from syndicated bits and ads a tonic claim for Parmelee's Vegetable Pills sits beside puns and quips about war heroes deafness and a corn remedy. The mash of ad copy and humor sketches a late 19th or early 20th century newspaper flavor.

Parmelee

Cyclone scatters sheets over ten tile area

An entor notes that as we went to press a cyclone struck and scattered the sheets across ten tiles of territory. The remark highlights the storm’s wide disruption and a piper with broad circulation.

Atlint Constitution

Permanent Cure of Salt Rheum by Burdock Blood Bitters

A week by week promotion claims Burdock Blood Bitters provides a permanent cure for Salt Rheum or Eczema. It highlights a testimonial from Mrs. Jas. Sanderson of Emerson Manitoba and asserts the remedy cleanses and sustains relief, even after severe skin disease.

Jas. Sanderson Emerson, Man Burdock Blood Bitters B.B

Frightful Accident at Elgin Creamery Affects Separators

A dangerous mishap occurred at the Elgin Creamery last Wednesday morning when a separator shaft broke near the bowl. The resulting flying debris injured J. W. Segar, though not fatally, and caused extensive damage as parts tore through walls and doors. George Segar alerted him and emergency aid arrived. the bowl and casing were torn to pieces, with the unit operating at about 6,000 revolutions per minute. Dairy report dated April 7.

Elgin Creamery Geo. Segar J. W. Segar J. W

Margaree man credits Minard’s Liniment for horse’s recovery

Alfred A. Taylor of Margaree says Minard's Liniment cured a swelling in a gamble joint and saved a horse valued at 31.10. W Payne of Bathurst reports the same liniment saved a valuable horse the Vet had given up on after a few bottles.

Alfred A. Taylor Margaree Minard W. Payne Bathurst

Haddin Doubts Then Praise for Middleton's Baby

A friend comments on Middleton's fretful infant in Stray Stories, noting a playful exchange about the baby's solidity. Middleton replies with quiet doubt as the remark sparks lighthearted banter.

Haddin Middleton

Donkey Boots Cause Grandchild Tears and Relief Claim

A child cried at a blacksmith shop claiming the donkey’s boots were being nailed. The ad asserts Menthol Lintment by Griffiths relieves pain in minutes, penetrating vital parts and curing lame back, pleurisy, cold heat, and more, sold by all druggists.

Duke of Westminster Usig Griffiths

Daylight Dreams and Night Watchman Hopes

Fragmentary dialogue hints at endless daylight in a distant locality and a wish for night-shift work. A quirky note from Washington Star discusses unusual time perception and potential employment as a night guard. A separate ad touts Parmyleo's Vegetable Pills as preventive medicine for digestive and skin issues.

Mike Pete Washington Star Parmyleo

Slanderous Tales and Rainy Day Riddles

A Cleveland Plain Dealer quip jokes Briggs and his wife on a street corner with a hoarseness pun. The Chicago Record echoes a rainy day exchange about umbrellas. A Worms Exterminator ad promises ease, safety, and relief from feverish sleep in pest terms.

Briggs Cleveland Plain Dealer

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