The World Moves On In Witty Quips And Quirky Observations
A collection of pithy remarks and humorous reflections on daily life. Topics range from driving and top seating to currency, summer, navigation, nature, and technology. The piece weighs in on progress and public life with playful one liners and a moving picture gag.
Not What She Meant Woman in Police Court
After an election, people will patiently wait about six months to see what they got. A woman seeks a summons against her neighbor for explanation of character in a police court context.
Favorite Prescription Tonic for Expectant Mothers
Mrs Edna Dooley of Mitchell Indiana reports relief from backache and nerve weakness during pregnancy after taking Dr Pierce's Favorite Prescription. She claims it strengthened her and aided recovery after birth and recommends the tonic to other women.
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President Invalids’ Hotel
Alo, N. Y
Men You Should Marry Has a Man Like This Proposed to You
A satirical column notes a man who acts as a devoted suitor though flippant in speech, chasing attention and praise. It mocks his pattern of charming, overbearing behavior and urges brides to seek sensible, discerning partners. The piece ends with a punchy prescription for a prudent match.
Danderine Promises Thick Hair in Gentle Adverts
An old advertisement touts Danderine as a 35 cent tonic that revitalizes lifeless hair. It claims to stop falling hair and itching and to restore color and shine after a scalp toning, without being sticky or greasy. It urges purchasing at any drug store.
Do It Now in Business Speed and Self Advancement
A driving boss presses workers to speed up, arguing it reveals latent capacity and prevents procrastination. The text urges cheerful acceleration, noting modern commerce demands rapid work. With practice, speed and skill will outpace slower starters in any race.
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John Blake
If I Might Ask of God One Priceless Gift
A poem fragment pleads for divine blessing to gain inner strength and broad charity. The speaker wishes lasting faith, compassion for others, and the power to heal and comfort, seeking universal benevolence.
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Dodd, Mead & Company
Tides of life teach resilience and steady progress
The passage extols tides as forces that challenge yet develop resolve. It advises embracing motion rather than fleeing, gaining strength to rise above adversity, and transforming ego and selfishness into patience and charity as one advances toward goals.
School Days on Harmony with Authority and Tides
A 1923 McClure Syndicate piece urges youth to seek guidance from the wise and adapt to circumstances. It stresses choosing when to resist and when to go along with established authority for success.
Tomato and Celery Salad and Baked Bananas Recipes
A domestic column offers recipe ideas with a tomato and celery salad using canned tomatoes and gelatin molds, plus baked bananas with currant jelly sauce. The instructions describe boiling tomato puree, straining, gelatin setting, and serving on lettuce with mayonnaise, plus a nut crust and jelly sauce for bananas.
Look in the mirror and look your best says ad copy
An old Western Newspaper Union feature urges women to examine their appearance using a gum stand mirror and asks why they should not look well in crowded public spaces. It argues looking well is sane and connected to job prospects and fashion guidance.
Judge Cracks Up Over Water Request Scene
A circuit judge in a case about town commissioners rights to river water dozes during counsel's plea for scarce supply and awakens with the quip just a little. The upstairs banter follows about a glassy eye and a summer swimming lesson in a Boston transcript.
Limited Circles And Millennium Violence Quieted
A note on small social circles where even a millennium would narrow violent changes in behavior among members. The passage suggests limited communities resist large moral shifts and maintain stable conduct despite broader societal changes.
Auto deaths top all Chicago 10 year tolls
Over ten years Cook County auto fatalities reach 4 192, nearly matching five major disasters. Age breakdown shows 419 under six, 964 between twenty and forty, 1 592 from forty to seventy, and 200 past seventy, with auto deaths outpacing industrial hazards and heat, drowning totaling 2 324.
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He Was Anxious to Go and the Hall Scene
Distressed girl warns a young man named Tom to appease her father who has been shouting for an hour after learning of their marriage plans. The scene plays out in a hall with anxious dialogue and a London Tit-Bits tone. An advertisement urges use of Red Cross Ball Blue to prevent rust spots in laundry.
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London
Domestic Tensions Rise Over Butler Treatment
Mrs Knagg’s reported mistreatment of her butler sparks concern among friends Mrs Exe and Mrs Wye who condemn the behavior as shameful and unkind within polite society.
Unrecognized Belief Claims Casting Pearls Before Swine
A saying is cited about most people believing they are wasting effort by offering valuable ideas to those unlikely to value them. The remark frames a critique of audience discernment and effort offered.
Would Hurt Her Case
A woman asks a lawyer for a divorce after four years of an abusive marriage. The attorney warns against presenting jewels in court as the cause, noting financial abuse and instability as the underlying grounds for divorce.
Possible Round Sum in a Square Deal
A concise note states that a round sum may be obtained in a square deal. No further context or specifics are provided.
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