Witty Snippets From a Curious Page of Roving Jokes
A collage of quips and anecdotes touches on marriage plans, lawyers as conceivable fathers, thrift, timekeeping, and minor jokes about chewing gum, glycerine tears, nitroglycerine nights, and clever rabbit multipliers. It blends verse and prose in a light, humorous voice.
Youth Burned At Gasoline Station In Erie
Anthony Frey, 17, of 2860 Pike Avenue, Erie, was burning gasoline from his trousers at a 7 and 7 station two miles east of North East. His clothing ignited, he was rushed to St Vincent's hospital in this city in critical condition. Officials say there was no explosion and believe the fire started from gasoline on his clothing as he attempted to smother the flames.
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Burnseld Fom
North East
Anthony Prey
Pike Avenue
St. Vincent's Hospital
Young Frey
St. Vincent’s Hospital
Erie
Frey
Auto Accidents Attributed to Sleep in London
London dispatch notes a British Medical Journal article blaming sleepiness for many motor accidents. The writer warns overtired drivers are likelier to fall asleep while on long, tiring days and cautions motorists to avoid driving on country roads when exhausted.
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London
British Medical Journal
Lony Ton
Light, Noiseless Street Cars Compete With Bus
Grand Rapids tests light cost effective street cars to rival motor bus service. Three units built for Grand Rapids Railway Co weigh about 25,000 pounds with equal capacity to older 45,000 pound cars and use less than half the power. Builders fit noise reducing devices and lighter components. Cars promise quicker acceleration and braking in heavy traffic. A fire recently destroyed roughly one third of Grand Rapids street equipment. officials push the new design to replace losses.
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United Press
Grand Rapids
Mid
Sim
Elect Railway Assolution
Grand Rapids Railway Co
Suilt
Mnore
Grand Rapid
Indian Priest in Oklahoma City Said to Be World’s Blooded Catholic Figure
An Indian Catholic priest from the Pomoatomie tribe, based at St Joseph's in Camhedny Oklahoma City, is described as the oldest blooded member of his faith. He has served 22 years in the priesthood.
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St Joseph's
Camhedny
Oklahoma City
Lottery Ticket Wins Big After Life Sentence
Prague reports Ivan Paschkasen of Bratislava won a grand prize of over $100,000 from a three dollar lottery ticket. He had just heard a judge sentence him to life imprisonment for the murder of his wife after a quarrel over the ticket, with lawyers arranging to turn the money over to his five year old son.
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Prague
Ivan Paschkasen
Bratislava
Confiscated beer and liquor destruction approved in Erie
Judge R M Gibson in Pittsburgh authorized destruction of 839 barrels 184 half barrels 8 cases and 55 cartons of confiscated beer and liquor in the western Pennsylvania district. Notices were served on owners and consignees who have until September 91 to appear with reasons why the contraband should not be condemned as forfeited to the government.
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Erie
Prohibition Enforcement Department
Pennsylvania
R. M. Gibson
U.S
Pittsburgh
Gibson
Prohibition Forces Seize Beer Stock in Two Cities
Government prohibition agents seized 10 barrels 180 cartons and four cases of beer stored in federal warehouses in Erie and Pittsburg. The bulk of the booze was captured during June by raiders operating in the district.
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Prohibition
Erie
Pitsburg
Boy on deck amid danger and tea party golf hints
A fragmented verse and cheeky lines describe a boy on a deck facing danger while a kitchen sink is mocked. The text then hints at ten golfers and warns against quitting when tea is ready, blending whimsy with stray sports imagery.
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Alwways
Bill Bright
Michael Vinnegen
Michael Finnegen
Harold
John
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Corry Co
Barrett
Tate
Rex Theatre
CNY Lighthouse Ste Oe
Davis Loutse Fazen
Wid
Tin-Tin Waber Bros
HUNT
Texas Hot
East Main Street
Corry, Pal
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Armstrong
Armstrong’s
Barlow Hardware CO
MAZDA
Toole
N. Center St
J. A. Lanston Bell
Business Man
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