Fragmented Blurred Quotes Highlight Social Satire
A garbled compilation of quotes from periodicals satirizes scandal and manners. It references a school inspector, a mischievous child’s definition, and comical street scenes. Disjointed lines mention "Rough on the Aviator" and a misdirected medical scene, then shift to a crime note about four bodies found in a yard near NeFrestyilo with a hired man sought by authorities.
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Marin
Morner
NeFrestyilo
Mens ‘Aelatr
German Women Rise as Patriotic Task Force
December 14 report notes the Patriotte Women’s League forming a committee to promote a law for compulsory military service for German women. The group will assist wartime and peacetime efforts in transportation, commissary and uniform departments of the army.
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Patriotte Women’s Veage
Ayy
Causes of Appendicitis United by Buckthorn Remedy
Downey claims most Corry appendicitis stems from constipation and stomach issues. He promotes Adlerika as a German remedy, suggesting a single dose of buckthorn bark and glycerine will prevent appendicitis.
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Downey
Corry
Steel road deal shown by Beasemer Lake Erie lines
Washington Mo March 14 The Beasemer and Lake Erie railways totaling over 844 miles and the Pittsburgh Boutemer and Lake Erie line exceeding 200 miles are owned by United States Steel Corp. The company holds a controlling stake in the longer line and via lease arrangements profits go to stockholders. Witnesses described the impact on smaller lines and minority stockholders as the steel concern enlarged control and profits while critics argued the deal harmed independent operators and reduced returns for smaller investors.
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Winrk Line
Woshington
Mos
F.C. Butrd
AL. Stanley
Bord Corporation
Rand
Stamees
Stenney
Prrektinkters
Baird
Mir Stanley
Steel Corporation
Kentire
Stork
Suitable Mental Fare Reader Reacts to Literature Assignment
A reader humorously questions a student named Young Jobbins about choosing literary authors after a literature teacher asks for selections. The reply suggests he “selected Hogi and Lamb,” a playful misnaming of English writers, reflecting a light, local-paper tone.
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Jobbins
Balmore Amecean
Mi-O-Na Stomach Tablets Urged for Indigestion relief
An old advertisement promotes Mi-O-Na stomach tablets from Buffalo New York, claiming they prevent indigestion bloating and heartburn by neutralizing stomach gases. It touts quick relief for heaviness and discomfort and offers a free test sample from Haothe Mi-O-Na in Buffalo.
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Amwk
Buffalo
N.Y
Spoke From Experiance Fond Mother Warns George
A dialogue, likely from a historical column, shows a mother cautioning George about marrying Kiowa or any social mismatch. She notes she knows little about housekeeping, and references a family history involving marriage, a father’s death from dyspepsia, and a distant note about tax collectors and cottages in a tangled, era-specific voice.
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George
Kiowa
Edison phonograph and Victor phonographs lead weekly prize
A damaged ad promises winners a chance to own top phonograph brands including Edison, Victor, and Victrola. It boasts best machines with bold claims of weekly payments and easy terms, urging readers to visit to see and win.
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Andel Nusle
Waldo
Victor Victrola
Vietrala
Ke Wells
Ravel
Durham's Specials Make Sale This Week
Durham's specials list items for sale this Friday and Saturday including toys, cutlery, razors, manicure sets, combs and brushes, Bibles, perfumes, cigars, books, pocket knives, and shaving sets. Prices shown include 125 for some items, 2.00, 1.50, and 5.00 ranges, with various discounts and bundles offered to attract holiday shoppers.
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Durham
Eane
Kodak
Gillett
Antal
Hiver
Tex
Fou Mane
Hom
Pravelrs Bank
South Bend Witnesses Testify on $50 Bribe Case
Testimony details a bribery plot to deter witnesses in a South Bend case. The report accuses a man named Galivas and his wife of schemes to poison or drown a youth. multiple payments are cited and a separate assault on the husband’s wife is noted.
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South Bend
Ind
Tawrense Galloas
Tajivan
Wina
Galivas
Auctioneer Sparks Start With Antique Candlesticks
A lively room erupts as the auctioneer holds up antique silver candlesticks and a back-rows voice calls for a start at half a dollar. The scene shifts to a distracted bidder and a joking remark about the bid. A stray memory touches Dr Frederick Vayeden's boyhood in Holland, with a note on his attic mulberry Jenven collection and voracious plant feeding.
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Marti
Prederickk Vayeden
Holland
A Happy Disposition Quoted Advice From Henry Wood
A short aphorism urges all to cultivate a happy disposition. The quote by Henry Wood notes happiness stems from one’s inner disposition and affects all aspects of life, even distant corners of the soul feel its influence.
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Henry Wood
Burglars Chloroform Child During Home Robbery
A pair of burglars chloroformed an infant and robbed a home of jewelry valued at 2000 dollars. Mrs Thomas entertained relatives downstairs while intruders pried a second floor window to gain entry. The child was found unconscious and revived after shots of ether were administered.
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Mra
James
Thomas
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