Moron Oil to Tear Down High School for Gas Station
A well dressed man from Moron Oil informs Principal Cation that the school will be demolished to make way for a new service station. He claims construction will employ half the faculty and shift students into shop tasks, then asks if a supervisor is needed.
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Derrick
Mr. Derrick
Moron Oil Company
Intercom
Cation
Moron Oil
Maron
Mr. Catton
Mr. Cation
Editorial Calls to Balance Rights and Public Safety
A Grass Roots Opinion column warns officials risk losing public faith in law if civil rights protections overrun criminal procedure. It cites Interior Secretary Walter Hickel and aides facing procurement law violations, including unbid renovations, waivers, and pricey office furnishings, signaling broader government waste concerns.
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Fort Stockton
Texas
Washington
Walter Hickel
Nixon Era Office Sprawl Highlights GSA Waiver Debate
A Washington review notes lavish spending on federal office redecorations including seven thousand dollar remodels and premium desks as lawmakers press Interior and Defense over emergency purchases and GSA waivers. The piece links these upgrades to a broader fight over budget size and a cross‑agency scramble on sea shelf policy amid White House and GOP contact overlaps.
Doctors and Patients in a Laughable Medical Book
A humorous roundup from Gerry Blumenfeld assembles punchlines about doctors and patients. Jokes span psychiatrists, interns, surgeons, optometrists, and a nurse’s blunt questions, with characters like a new father, a patient memory problem, a wife asking about sleeping pills, and a tailor’s tired owner returning from Doctor Zhivago.
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Gerry Blumenfeld
Corry area plans and local activities noted April 17 1950
Officials of the Archie W. Thompson Post plan a May 27 dedication for a new $150000 West Washington store. Pre season drills begin for Corry High School track and baseball with coaches Lou Hanna and Carl Lindberg. Also: A.S. Boag elected president of the Northwest District of the Pennsylvania Elks. Wages and work resume discussed for Corry Spartansburg pavement. About 200 attend Concord School’s first annual PTA exhibit. Also a feature on actor David Canary from Bonanza and Merv Griffin Show remarks.
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Archie W. Thompson Post
Veterans of Foreign Wars
West Washington Street
Corry High School
Lou Hanna
Carl Lindberg
Bonanza Star Candy Canary’s varied screen and stage career
Canary, known as a Bonanza actor, began as a football standout on the Pop Warner All America team in 1960. He pursued off Broadway musical comedy, married Julie Anderson after meeting during plays, served in the Army, acted in The Fantasticks tour, appeared in Peyton Place, starred in Hombre, and then joined NBC’s Bonanza. He notes the role’s shift toward less violence and aims to stay on Bonanza while pursuing stage and film work.
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Candy
Gene Kelly
Jack Palance
Hollywood
Merv Griffin
NBC
Johnny Carson
Denver Broncos
University of Cincinnati
the Fantasticks
San Francisco
ABC
David Dortort
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By Jack Anderson
Richard Nixon
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Law and Order
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Interior
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D-Mont
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Miami
Corry
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Corry Lodge
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Sharon
Corry-Spartansburg
W.J. Ryan
Concord School
Concord Parents Teacher Association
New York
David Canary
Banana
Merv
Cynthia Lowry
Cartwrights
Candy Cartwright
Corry Evening Journal
West South Street
Isady Orry
Evening Journal
George Sample
William Jason
City Eastor
John McLaughlin
Associated Press
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