Compass Chuckles and Quick Witted Comic Lines
A collection of light jokes and quips from a 20th century scene. A veterinarian patient joke ends with a pun about tires. A sea captain and boat gender line sparks humor. A dad and son exchange, a bride and groom gag about life insurance, and a cat on the hearth charm. A speaker coping with audience coughs finds a cold allergy twist.
Salary Demand Sparks Rival Offers From Utilities
A clerk asks for a raise citing three rival offers from the light, telephone, and water companies as the boss probes for details. The exchange highlights competing employers courting staff and wage pressure in a concise, period voice.
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Light Company
Phone Company
Water Company
Taxi Driver Tale of Tips and Wealth Contrast
A taxi driver notes a rich passenger's son tips generously while the millionaire father explains his son can afford the larger gratuity. The exchange underscores wealth disparity and parental support in a brief dialogue.
Parson Goes Window Shopping for a Stained Glass Window
The parishioners send the parson to New York to order a stained-glass window. In the Big Apple he discovers he forgot the window legend and dimensions, telegraphs for details, and learns the message sent reads Unto us a child is born six feet long, three feet wide.
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New York
Western Union
Keller Assumes District Attorney Post After Win
James Don Keller took office as district attorney after defeating Thomas Whelan who had led the post for 13 years. Coronatians recall Keller from the Coast Guard Reserve where he served with about 100 volunteers. Louis Millen, a local realtor and former Coast Guard Reserve colleague, praised Keller's punctuality and duty. The piece ends with unrelated county gossip and a stray rhyme.
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Keller
James Don Keller
Thomas Whelan
Louis Millen
Coast Guard Reserve
Coast Guard
Millen
Civic Center
Child Discipline Advice Sees Hair Brushing Tactic
A warned approach suggests calming a troubling child by brushing their hair. If ineffective, use the other side of the brush and the other end of the child for quieter behavior.
Coronado Drive-In Team Opens League With Win
Oscar's Coronado Drive-In basketball team led by C A Nelsion defeated El Cajon 45 to 30 in the Southern Division opener at Grossmont High School last week. B Melton scored 16 points to pace the victors.
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Oscar
Coronado Drive-In
C. A. Nelsion
el Cajon
Grossmont High School
B. Melton
Coronado
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