Foot comes down in streetcar fare war joke
A streetcar gag erupts as one passenger tells another to get off at the next corner. The retort clarifies the punch line with the foot level of insult. A classic era quip.
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Newspaper
Concord Enterprise
Location
Concord, Massachusetts, United States of America
Date
Nov 26, 1913
Page
3
A streetcar gag erupts as one passenger tells another to get off at the next corner. The retort clarifies the punch line with the foot level of insult. A classic era quip.
Two physicians discuss a patient case with a grim tone and cynical profit motive. They estimate they could yield about five hundred apiece from the situation, signaling possible medical or forensic impropriety.
A brief note on how a man can gain an easy pass through others kindness and reluctance to challenge him, allowing a false show of confidence to go unchallenged, harming true self esteem and judgment.
The article prescribes rubbing tired feet with vaseline or pure fat, praising mutton tallow for skin friendliness. It notes soldiers grease feet nightly during marches. It also recommends an legible corn cure using an ounce of flexible collodition and 30 grains of salicylic acid, warning the remedy must not touch healthy flesh.
Rheta Childe Dorr asserts that Finnish women participate in all work fields including chimney sweeps and hodcarriers as well as clerks and stenographers. She notes many unmarried women earn their own money and rely little on fathers or brothers.
Marlboro resident Mrs Alice H Campbell of Howland Street testifies she suffered dizzy nervous spells and backache from kidney irregularity. She found relief after using Doan's Kidney Pills and says she has not needed kidney medicine since. Poster Milburn Co Buffalo NY sole U S agents. Remember the name Dean's.
Marlborough Savings Bank in Marlborough Massachusetts announces deposits earn interest on the third Wednesday of January April July and October. Dividends payable on the third Wednesday of January and July. Signed by B I Greeley President and Arles F Holyoke Trustee.
Farmers and poultry dealer Geoyer advertises a special monthly sale on live fowls at his Matibivre shop. Prospective buyers are urged to drop a postal and call telephone 195W for details.
Miss Sarah Kendall Wheeler and J Malcolm Everleth were married at the Wheeler residence on Sudbury Road in Concord. The ceremony featured Caro line Belcher quartet music, heirloom lace veils, and a pink and silver reception for about 200 relatives and friends from Concord Boston Cambridge Worcester Brookline and Lincoln. The couple plans to reside in Rutland after a wedding journey.
An employee quickly rose through roles and now serves as assistant superintendent at the electrical concern in Rutland, reflecting a steady career progression within the company.
The Concord Massachusetts Woman's Club hosted its annual Home Talent Day with a program led by Home Talent chair Mrs. Charles H Towle. Performances included songs by Whitney Coombs Ritornelli by Chaminade and others with dances and character sketches. Tea followed and the next open meeting on December 8 featured a civic conference addressing Juvenile Court probation Playground Curfew and Junior Civic Leagues inviting all interested attendees.
Mr and Mrs John A Brown celebrated their fifth wedding anniversary with a whist party and dancing. Ten tables staged play with prizes going to Miss Mary FE Dee and Mrs D Hayes for ladies and Henry M Breen with John McPhilips for gentlemen.
A Sunday program drew about 40 attendees from Boston and nearby churches. Afternoon essays on poverty, difficulties, and fidelity were read by Olga Olen, Herland, and Nelson with musical numbers by Helen Andersen and Miss Robinson. A large supper followed. evening services featured Rev. A Bergf and Rev. B E from Boston, with combined choirs and a gospel testimony before guests returned to Boston.
The First Parish will hold vesper services Sunday November 30 at 5 o'clock. Soloists Miss Edith Barry Whitcomb soprano and George E Hills tenor will perform. The program includes organ preludes and pieces by Dubois Mosenthal Mendelssohn and Widor with duets and a sermon.
Harry Lucious Chase of 1 Concord is set to sing at the Trinitarian service. He is noted as brother of Mrs. George M. Baker, with the article confirming his part and involvement in the event.
The poem laments parting from a worn straw hat companion. It recalls long days on errands and ball games shared with untiring feet and cheering crowds, as the speaker bids farewell and anticipates the end of friendship with the hat.
Uncle Sam imposes new rules on the postal savings system benefiting depositors. Cards with nine ten cent stamps may be cashed without a $1 certificate and deposits may be made or withdrawn by mail under revised procedures. Withdrawals and partial redeems up to $500 are allowed, with the system now under the Third Assistant Postmaster General in Washington.
Edward Troy Bedford attended the Harvard Yale game last Saturday. Martin McMahon confined to home with blood poison. Concord Lexington game described as very close with local attendees. Governor proclaims Thursday Nov 27 as Thanksgiving day. Unitarian church concert praised with large crowd. Walter Temple resigns as caregiver at Congregational church. Peter Buchholt appointed to fill vacancy. Ernest Lt. Thompson stocks fowl for Thanksgiving. ad in this issue. Police note chicken thieves active. watch turkeys before Thanksgiving. Edison Illuminating and Electric Co displays ad outside C. W. Blake drug store. Mrs Margaret Wall underwent operation at Hart hospital Roxbury and returns home. Mr and Mrs Roger W Brown welcomed daughter born Nov 20. Paul Raymond and John McMahan call Harvard Yale game best in years. Randall A. Whittier resigns as Athletic Committee chair and secretary Bedford Civic club. Lexington noise cars pass to Concord for annual struggle. Concord outmatched by Lexington. A vicious dog killed 20 valuable fowl belonging to Mrs Geo Skilton Bedford Springs. I L Hodgdon to arrange appraisal and Middlesex to reimburse. Chas W Blake hires new druggist from Malden Chase. 28 years in business. from Brookline. Ads note Dr Immanuel Pfeiffer Jr returning from Washington. meets President Wilson and Burlson. advocates penny postage. Postal Reform league active.
The New England Fox Hunters Association plans its winter meeting in Bedford with headquarters at the Bedford House. Bedford citizens welcome the club of true sportsmen and William H. Simonds and Charles Weatherbee push to ensure a grand event as January approaches and the horn sounds announcing the hunters on the trail.
Isthmian canal commission reports the Gamboa dike will blow Oct 10. Water will be admitted to the Culebra cut five days earlier to cushion the blow, with steam shovel work ceasing by mid September and all gear removed by Oct 1.
Representative Kinkead of New Jersey cites evidence from a letter by Rev Lawrence of Binghamton New York. Lawrence says he bought American and Argentine beef in Europe at prices far lower than domestic wholesale rates, arguing that American beef remains costly here.
Work advances on a coast 1 powerful hydroelectric project in Valais Switzerland noted as the world's highest. It will be roller supported and fed by water from around 2 390 feet above sea level, marking a landmark in power generation.
The Birmingham Age-Herald quotes a dash of humor as a palm reader questions a man about truth. He replies that his wife has long practiced such reveals, adding a light touch to daily life and relationships.
In Table Talk a young Charles Lamb and his sister stroll a churchyard where he asks ironically where all the “haughty people” lie buried. The anecdote reflects Lamb’s playful wit and early curiosity about fame and mortality.
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