Woman Reforms Husband Wardrobe to Save for Chinchillas
A Chicago woman revels in turning her husband John into a model dresser by reorganizing his wardrobe and teaching thrifty care. She details budgeting tricks, a maid’s help, and a tailor's low prices as they cut personal expenses, ending with her wish for chinchilla fur as the reward.
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John
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Time When I Had a Thousand Taxpayers
Waynorn Watson recalls a past with wealth and power claiming a thousand workers were taxpayers, while Perry Patettie counters that the speaker’s workers were never laborers but taxpayers, highlighting a clash over control and numbers.
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Waynorn Watson
Perry Patettie
Dentists Labeled as Artists in Witful Quip
The Gaulois quips praise a dentist as a real artist noting his false teeth are perfect jewels. The exchange questions the difference between real and artificial teeth and cites an imitation so exact it aches sometimes.
The New York Youth Promising Boy and an Escaped Dog
A drawing teacher recalls Tommy the incorrigible pupil in Manhattan. He claimed to drive off a runaway dog with his tablet while the white page showed no marks, insisting the dog was a greyhound that slipped away. The tale ends with laughter from peers and a stern classroom moment.
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Manhattan
Tommy
Fare Conductor Baffle Over Real Fare Mystery
A man reading a newspaper on a trolley is tapped for fare by a conductor who questions payment. The man insists it is settled, then later asks the conductor if his fare was rung up. Both seek to confirm payment without offense, ending with a quiet smile at home. Philadelphia Times.
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Philadelphia Times
Remarkable Franco German War Rifle Anecdote
A correspondent recalls a British man delivering a chassepot rifle found on the Gravelotte battlefield. He asked for the barrel to be cleared and two bullets, one German and one French, were found to have met point to point inside the barrel without bursting it. He includes a card from the man.
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Gravelotte
Pvpon
London Telegraph
The Plainest Man in England Fans Stranger Mirth
The Strand Magazine recounts a Manchester man famed for odd looks and a child’s joke about his mother loving children dearly. The anecdote frames the man as unusually plain and prompts a humorous exchange on upbringing.
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Manchester
England
Strand Magazine
Looking In by The Window Rose and Mary Ballad
A lyrical scene unfolds of a girl named Mary grazing a sunlit room. A red rose in the pane nods toward her as a bee hums and the daydreams of gypsy garb and Sunday shoes drift through. Mary hesitates then decides to follow the beckoning meadow beckon.
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Mary
Traveler praises Chinese children in vivid colonial view
A traveler returning from China extols the charm and brightness of Chinese children, noting girls appear more dutiful and lighter than American peers, while boys resemble “cue strings” at age five. He describes dress, colors, households, and schooling attitudes.
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China
Catching and Killing Man Eaters Shark Fishing
In a Chicago Record piece, shark fishing is described as a thrilling sport. Anglers must use heavy rope, chain, and a large anchor-like hook with meat bait. Once hooked, the shark dives then tires after long whisking ropes and is finally killed by rifle fire.
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Chicago
Sleepy lecturer narrates dangerous switchin experience in sleeping car
A Baltimore lecture trip led a weary speaker to rent a sleeping car in a yard. The car's shunting caused repeated crashes and jolts, waking and bruising him before he fled to a hotel. He warns against entering idle cars awaiting coupling.
Disease Habitats and the Spread of Illness Across Regions
The London Saturday Review notes diseases have local habitats with some spreading globally while others recede. High mountain and polar zones remain free of microbes as life is barren there. In Britain dense population preserves against many diseases though cancer and consumption still exert strong impact.
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London Saturday Review
Tropics
Review
Britain
Latin Knowledge And Gentle Refinement Debate
A Washington Star exchange features a pedantic citizen and a mild friend debating whether demanding Latin mastery by age 16 proves cultural advancement. The pedant insists Latin shows refinement, while the other argues punishment and practicality reveal true humanity.
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Washington Star
Reading Character Scatter in 19th Century Dialogue
The exchange contrasts scribbler and dribbler views on illegible handwriting. Dribbler derides unreadable script as conceit while Scribbler retorts modesty can cause messy spelling, reflecting satirical tone from New York Weekly and Chicago News excerpts.
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Dribbler
Scribbler
New York Weekly
Frank On Truth and Courage in Speech
A terse admonition urges frankness and honesty in discourse. It encourages abandoning affectation and disguises, confessing ignorance and awkwardness, and sharing faults only with a trusted few.
Affectionate Dog Seeks New Home After Repeated Returns
Seller quotes a buyer asking if the dog is affectionate and boasts that he has sold the dog four times with each buyer returning the pet, highlighting a loop of recurrences and concerns.
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