Wise and Otherwise and public witticisms mix in quips
A compilation of brief quips from various papers touches on public figures, satire, and everyday humor. One line notes the three modern wise men Stop Look Listen while others lampoon politicians, social customs, and notable phrases across diverse sources.
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Old maid offered Homeless Men fund by welfare worker
A welfare worker asked an old maid to subscribe to the Homeless Men fund. She refused the donation but quipped that she might consider taking one of the men instead.
Christmas rope tale from a hardware dealer anecdote
Georgia asks who taught you those dreadful words. Santa Claus, momma replies. Willie recalls Pa sending him for a rope to reach from the chair where Santa fell in his room, a hardware dealer explaining the price.
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Santa Claus
Dinner Yarns Don’t Get Chew! Rutgers Chanticleer
A playful fragment features casual banter between a farmer and a young woman over a spare plug. The Rutgers Chanticleer appears as a light note or caption within the exchange.
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Rutgers Chanticleer
Moonlit Mystery Girl Sparks Hint of Change
Fragment from a column notes a narrator seeing a mysterious quality in a girl, suggesting a shift from prior impressions. The tone hints at romance and intrigue as the speaker contrasts the girl with others he has known.
First Lawyer Says No Hope to Save the Prisoner
In a terse exchange the first lawyer states there is nothing to be done to save the prisoner while the second lawyer questions the certainty with a surprised reply.
Washington Columns and Humorous Snippets From Gossip
The item compiles quips from Washington Columns with witty exchanges among characters in fiction and society. It references playful banter about murder, riding, liniment, and desert travel. Also notes prices for hens at 18 cents and a brief ad line from Norrid & Prater.
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