Jokes and quips from old papers drift through here
A collage of humor and light verse notes from early 20th century newspapers. Short jokes, wry exchanges, and a humorous vignette about a plucky child and a nervous suitor, plus a lengthy obituary-poised verse about a bill and a pipeline.
Landlady Sums Up Late Tenant With Harsh Humor
A lighthearted exchange notes the late Mr Light weight who died last week. The landlady praises his punctual board payments and quiet nature as reasons he went to Heaven. Other quips play on social pretensions and a seven year old’s engagement.
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Lightweight
Mr. Gorman
Chicago Tribune
J. S. Appleman
M.D
New Albany
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Humorous Snippets and Quips From Early 20th Century Papers
A collage of jokes and light humor from various papers. Observational lines touch on editors, readers, and everyday ironies. Included are quips about journalism, social manners, and playful banter involving hats, engagements, elections, and horse racing outcomes.
Unmarried Woman for Role Sparks Divorce Talk
A manager declares a preference for an unmarried actress for a part. The actress responds she will obtain a divorce to qualify, reflecting backstage tensions in Chicago’s entertainment scene.
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Chicago
Extravagant Affair Fragment in Atlanta Constitution
A brief quoted exchange shows Molly hearing John declare he wants to be cremated if he dies first. The piece ends with a wry aside about coal possibly rising to six dollars per ton. The tone mirrors a column anecdote from the era.
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John
Atlanta Constitution
Key to Success and Sleepy Sermon Exchange
A Chicago Post quip contrasts a secular view of success with a church teaching on payment for perceived value. The exchange moves from money for services to paying for what is promised, then shifts to a deacon’s orderly counting method as a sleep aid joke.
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Chicago Post
Official Directory Hawcreek and City Officials
Hawcreek Lewin Blades Flatrock G L Oldham German W L Downey Nineveh Levi M Plummer Union August F Keel Clifty Wm H Scott Clay Thomas R Redman Columbus A E Hartman Harrison D W Lawns Rockcreek G O Cosby Sandcreek J Y H Parker Wayne B F Merritt Ohio Daniel Schroyer Jackson Herman Aldenhagen County Sept J H Clark Mayor Geo W Caldwell Clerk James Cochrane Treasurer Fred Fehring Mareha Chrisa Volmer City Attorney W S Swengel City Engineer Levi Hege Councilmen ward one W A Dryden John Carr ward two P H McCormack J F Tormehlen ward three Chas A Reeves J D Emmons ward four Samuel Bray Samuel F McBride ward five Alonzo Kelble John S Williams
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Lewin Blades
Flatrock
G. L. Oldham
W. L. Downey
Nineveh
Levi M. Plummer
Union
August F. Keel
Clifty
Wm. H. Scott
Clay
Thomas R. Redman
Columbus
A. E. Hartman
Harrison
D. W. Lawns
Rockcreek
G. 0. Cosby
Sandcreek
J. Y H. Parker
Wayne
B. F. Merritt
Ohio
Daniel Schroyer
Jackson
Herman Aldenhagen
J. H. Clark
Geo. W. Caldwell
James Cochrane
Fred Fehring
Mareha
Chrisa Volmer
W. S. Swengel
Levi Hege
W. A. Dryden
John Carr
P. H. McCormack
J. F. Tormehlen
Chas. A. Reeves
J.D. Emmons
Samuel Bray
Samuel F. McBride
Alonzo Kelble
John S. Williams
Courier Journal Offers Free Sample Copies
The Wednesday issue centers on News Matters and the Saturday issue on Home Matters with a liberal commission to Agents. Sample copies are cheerfully sent free to all who request them by writing to Courier-Journal Co. in Louisville Kentucky.
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Liberal Commission
Courier-Journal CO
Louisville
Pennsylvanian Lines Sells Tickets to West and South Dates
Tickets to points in the West and South will be sold via the Pennsylvania Lines on November 5 and 19 and December 3 and 17. Further fare details and train times will be provided upon request to Passenger and Ticket Agents of the Pennsylvania Lines.
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