Witty miscellany from Choteau hints at daily quirks
A stream of pithy observations tels of fashion fixes for bandy-legged men and clever quips on husbands, wives, and wealth. The column notes a Nome Alaska wireless dispatch and a New Jersey professor joining the police, with playful jab at broomcorn shortages and other small-town curiosities.
Mosquito Fleets in East and New Jersey Clash Early
Far East reports Japan's mosquito fleet active and winning encounters while New Jersey forces also engage, delivering routs to opposing units.
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New Jersey
Prize monkey learns to write at Philadelphia Zoo
The prize monkey at the Philadelphia Zoo is learning to write and is expected to fit him for a future role as a society reporter at Newport.
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Philadelphia
Newport
Alcohol from sawdust a growing commercial success
The journals report that alcohol produced from sawdust is already commercially successful and very easy to sell, suggesting strong market demand and easy distribution for this new biofuel like product.
No Red-Headed Dolls Found in Cultural Taste
The discovery suggests the absence of red headed dolls mirrors cultivated preferences like olive taste. Observers note hair color appeal may be a constructed trait rather than a natural preference.
Globe questions Guatemala ants duty as farming utensils
The Boston Globe ponders whether Guatemala ants fall under duty rules for farming utensils, joking that the issue resembles a wild animals question more than a tariff item.
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Igorrotes Visit Roosevelts Dog Dinner Missed Chance
Harry Lehr overlooked a once in a lifetime moment as the Igorrotes visited President Roosevelt and failed to secure attendance at a Newport dog dinner.
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Igorrotes
Roosevelt
Newport
American soda fountains come to England
English society gradually adopts American ways as soda fountains spread and trends shift. The prospect hints at changes in leisure and dining, with culture and cuisine evolving as Americans influence daily life in England.
Panamanian Mosquitoes Eye Wire Gauze Bid
Mosquitoes in Panama react to Gen Davis request for 100000 yards of wire gauze with concern predicting possible famine as officials debate the supply and its impact on public health and defense.
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Davis
Four Boston Players Help Put Out Cleveland Hotel Fire
Four members of the Boston base ball club extinguished a fire in a Cleveland hotel the other night. It is to be hoped that the official scorer has credited each of them with a put out.
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Boston Baseball Club
Cleveland
Post Office Aims Rural Free Delivery Boost for Good Roads
The Post Office Department plans to extend rural free delivery as roads improve. The move targets areas where the road network supports expanded mail routes, boosting the Good Roads movement in regions most in need.
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Princess Chimay Elopement Rumor Debunked
Brussels reports claimed the Princess Chimay eloped again but the tale proved baseless and wicked. The princess has not eloped for six weeks and no such event occurred.
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Coronet Player Attacked In Chicago Hold-Up
In Chicago a cornet player was assaulted and his instrument taken as he was held up. Neighbors show grim satisfaction as authorities charge suspected hold-up men with the crime.
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A Love For Minna Breaks a Family Pact
Johan falls for Minna daughter of Klang the farmer while promised to Clara. The Holferyd and Runeryd estates push a marriage alliance, a staged theft of coins unfolds to scuttle Minna. A fiery carriage of a devilish machine frightens the couple.
Automobiles Foil Plans at Scandinavian Village
In a village a plot to wed is thwarted when an automobile appears at the crucial moment. Johan's father, though frail, directs the deliverance of Minna and the banns are read the next Sunday. The Holferyd and Runeryd owners deny being fooled, though they may fear exposure.
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New York Sun
In a Goat's Stomach and a Town Scandal
A goat in Buchanan's town raided yards and ate diverse items to appease hunger. A veterinarian used X ray study revealing the stomach contained an apple pie and numerous odd objects including slippers subpoenas and a war cry. The animal may recover after the pie caused a temporary indisposition.
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John Doe
Rainbow Chasing Across the Rainbow Bridge
Poem reflections on Norse myth and modern questing for gold. The piece cites Asgard and Bifrost gods Baldur Woden Loki Thor then broadens to contemporary rainbow chasers seeking pots of gold, noting the legend survives in wives tales and human folly.
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Moral-Talk Is Not Always Cheap
A man accused his neighbor of slander claiming theft and embezzlement. The neighbor filed a damages suit in court and won, with the accuser ordered to pay $700 plus $42 costs. The case highlights the financial risk of unjust public accusations.
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A Gallant Author Visit Beloved Boston Club Member
The Authors' club of Boston spent a day visiting Whittier in Amesbury. On Main Street a girl greeted Hezekiah Butterworth the author and editor and joked about kissing a newspaper photo that resembled him. He replied that if it kissed back it would not be like him.
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Young English Artist Gerald Kelly Wins Paris Honors
Gerald Kelly, a 25 year old English artist, has gained acclaim in Paris with exhibitions that captivate the French capital. The French government ordered one of his works for the national collection in the Luxembourg gallery.
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Gerald Kelly
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Kelly
Silent Confederate toast ends poker tale in South reunion
A traveling man recalls a postwar dinner with Majah General and Captain where a Majah offers 12 000 in Confederate bills to honor old times. The colonel notes a shared sentiment of generosity as they toast the end of the war and the South's lingering memories.
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Ahi
Confederacy
Curious Spanish Courting Practices and Attendants
The piece explains Spanish courting where a novio accompanies the girl on walks while her mother or maid remains nearby. Courtship rarely leads to marriage, yet the girl remains loyal and obedient to her gallant during this state of affairs.
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Narrow Escape for George
A Paducah Kentucky primary school teacher recounts asking students what Washington would have fathered if the Confederacy had succeeded. A quick reply from a pupil: Twins, demonstrating childlike wit amid wartime rhetoric.
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