Georgia Bishop Candler Among South's Best Storytellers
A dinner in honor of Bishop Candler of Georgia features a tale about his first encounter with a hard shell crab. He recalled arriving from the mountains to a Richmond crab supper and admitting ignorance on how to eat the dish, joking that if it were a gopher or possum he would know where to bite.
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Bishop Candler
Georgia
South
Richmond
Teak Tale Highlights Naval Yard Frustrations and Teak Shortage
Newport News Shipbuilding superintendent Matt Doughty criticizes Navy inspectors for red tape while recounting a quarrel over teak for the battleship Louisiana. He argues the inspector wasted time and money, noting the wood existed but was mischaracterized.
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Matt W. D. Doughty
Hull
Newport News Shipbuilding and Dry Dock Company
Mr. Doughty
Navy Department
Doughty
Louisian
Mr. Dough
Youngster at Buckingham Palace Delights Queen with Daisy Gift
A three year old at a Buckingham Palace children's party offered a daisy to Queen Alexandra after admiring the scarlet coated bandsmen in the garden. The queen commented on the boy and his choice as he compared her quiet gown with his floral token.
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Buckingham Palace
Queen Alexandra
Lady Lurgan
Black Scratch: Ex Governor Frank Black Acknowledges Node
A New York Times tale recounts ex Governor Frank S Black in Troy New York where bootblack William Mace asks about the nominating race in Chicago He palms a five dollar note and tells the bootblack to scratch the Black from his name, prompting a faint smile from the former governor.
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Troy
Frank S. Black
Troy Union Station
William Mace
Black
William
Guynah
Chicago
Darky
New York Times
Congressman and bull encounter ends with quiet rebuke
A Connecticut congressman boasting of his status chased by a bull on a neighbor's farm clambers over a fence to escape. He confronts the farmer in anger asking if the farmer knows who he is, only to be reminded by the farmer to tell the bull that.
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Congressman Jones
Connecticut
Taurus
Amusing Church Texts and Their Odd Origins
A writer recalls humorous preacher texts that were chosen with unintended seriousness. In a North England country church an oil lamp fiasco left a feeble light while the pastor preached on And now we see through a glass darkly, illustrating unlikely humor in sermons.
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England
Diplomatic Bow Sparks Etiquette Exchange at White House
Minister Takahira protested Count Cassini the Russian ambassador at a White House reception over not acknowledging his formal bow. Takahira, near sighted, recalled strict etiquette as tensions between Japan and Russia rose, and defended his attentive courtesy to the dean of the diplomatic corps.
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Takahira
Cassini
White House
Russia
Count Cassini
One Thing He Could Do Tells Easter Candlestick Tale
Capt Walter H Chatfield returns from the Philippines and recalls a Fifth Infantry Bible duty story. A worn battalion rests on a Sabbath before Easter as the chaplain conducts services without a candle. An obliging private finds a candlestick and offers to hold the candle to support the chaplain’s singing for the service.
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Walter H. Chatfield
Fifth Infantry
Philippines
New York Times
Lesson From a Child on Open Churches
The Rev. Dr. W. S. Rainsford recalls a child’s remark about a locked church and the need for access. He says that when he has a church, people should not have to hunt a sexton to enter, a lesson he credits to a four year old’s wit.
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W. S. Rainsford
St. George’s
New York Times
Admiral Evans and the Indiana Anchor Mystery
In the wardrooms and navy clubs a tale recounts Admiral Evans finding the Indiana’s 1,500 pound stream anchor wedged behind the after superstructure. Chadwick, then chief of the Bureau of Equipment, notes the placement as proper. During gun tests a distant 15 inch round is believed to tumble as a shell splashes far off target, then a geyser erupts nearby signaling the shell’s flight.
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Admiral Evans
Indiana
Evans
Bureau of Equipment
Chadwick
Bureau
Washington
Board of Inspection
Judge Walker Remembers Luke Wright in Court
In Memphis Judge Sam Walker, famed for thrift, met Luke Wright now governor-general of the Philippines in a courtroom. Walker asked for tobacco, quipping he did not chew enough to buy it. Wright stretched his pouch and replied with a dry smile that Walker was mistaken.
The Woman That I Love Not Sweet Nor Wise
A fragmentary verse portrait of a mysterious woman beyond definitions. The speaker rejects beauty and wisdom yet portrays her as an incarnate mystery whose spell lingers beyond simple sense or name.
Protest Against Waste In Dutch Village
Artist Jay Hambridge spent weeks in Kinderhook New York where residents resist modern ideas. A fire company debate on using left treasury funds to buy a piano ends with an elder noting no one may play it, illustrating local skepticism toward progress.
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Jay Hambridge
Kinderhook
Hudson
Albany
Hambridge
Hull Company
New York Times
Trying to Disgrace Them Amusing Story Told in Charleston
A New York Herald tale recalls Major Sam Early of Charleston West Virginia a bigoted old line Whig who detested Democrats. He once saw an Irish man in his service imitate his master and when a Democratic torchlight procession passed he pulled the man out and demanded why he defected. The reply was a wink and the line I am trying to disgrace them.
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Sam Early
Julal A. Early
Charleston
W. Va
Major Early
Pat
New York Herald
Duty Collector Swims to Escape Provence Heat
A French duty collector sat at his desk in a wine barrel filled with water to stay cool and conduct business. An inspector witnessed the scene and immediately suspended him for the stunt.
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Provence
Cardinal McCloskey Hat Displayed in Church Arch
Report notes cardinal headgear hung in Westminster Cathedral and at St. Patrick's Cathedral New York. The scarlet hat of the late Cardinal McCloskey remains suspended in the chapel, near the altar, since 1885, fading with age per church custom until it turns to dust.
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Vaughan
Westminster
St. Patrick's Cathedral
Fifth Avenue
Cardinal McCloskey
Cardinal Vaughn
New York Sun
Why Japs Fight Well and the Art of Resting Soldiers
A Japanese in New York explains that Japanese soldiers fight as pure combatants because servants handle camp chores. He contrasts this with Russian and other troops who carry their baggage, cook, and camp, leaving soldiers free to rest and fight.
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New York
Japanese journalism grows on Western lines in Japan
Japanese journalism rapidly adopts Western practices as war extras sell briskly on street corners. Newsmen appear in distinctive dress and bell at the belt, with lively reporting during active war news. English columns are common, and English study is widespread as the country runs about 600 newspapers with strong circulations.
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America
Chicago
Journaii
Postum Claims Post Coffee Improves Complexion
A woman credits Postum with restoring her complexion and health after years of coffee use. She describes indigestion and heart palpitations improving within a week and lasting for two years since switching to Postum. The testimonial references a friend’s experience and the product’s origin in Battle Creek Michigan. There’s a note to look for The Road to Wellville in each package.
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Postum
Postum Co
Battle Creek
Mich
Wellville
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