Last gasp of humor and headlines in Choteau era cornucopia
A collection of satirical quips and observations from the Choteau Acantha touches on President Diaz age, aeroplane jokes, cranberries, alcohol from lumber waste, a failing muzzle attempt in Washington, and a 12 year old shah of Persia facing regency. The tone reflects early 20th century newspaper whimsy and world affairs.
Fire losses in August 1909 United States and Canada
Fire loss for August 1909 in the United States and Canada totaled 16,423,000, less than August 1908's 23,123,000 and August 1907's 20,248,000. For the first eight months, the total reached 136,066,950 versus 163,942,900 in 1908 and 155,965,660 in 1907, reflecting a relative improvement.
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United States
Canada
King Manuel May Cancel England Visit Over Kaiser Restiveness
The article cites two reasons Manuel I may skip his England trip. The Kaiser’s restiveness due to Germany’s exclusion from the itinerary weighs on the plan. There is also fear that the king’s absence could let his mother seize authority, creating dangerous complications. The piece likens court politics to Swift's Lilliput.
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Manuel
Portugal
England
Germany
Swift
Lilliput
Commission rules against selective student rail tickets
The Interstate Commerce Commission denies railroads the right to issue commutation tickets to school children on a selective basis. It allows published rates for children of specific ages but requires these rates be available to all children within the stated age group.
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Interstate Commerce Commission
Commission
Lone bandit robs Pennsylvania train near Harrisburg route
The raid occurs 52 miles west of Harrisburg as a lone thief targets a Pennsylvania passenger train. While the crime shows lonely stretches on rail lines, the bigger issue is escape and the robber faces tougher odds than in vast western territories.
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Pennsylvania
Harrisburg
Montana
Idaho
Aviator’s Rheims Lesson On Wind And Waves
A daring aviator at Rheims urged staying high to avoid wind waves, likening air travel to a ship at sea escaping breakers on the coast.
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Rheims
Fulton Vision: Industry to Abundance and Harmony
A reflecting note on Robert Fulton praising industry as a force for virtue and plenty. The Clermont inventor is remembered as a dreamer who believed work would bring abundance and unite mankind in a global feast of harmony.
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Robert Fulton
Boundary Settlement of Alaska Between U S and Canada
A detailed account of the Alaska boundary dispute and its resolution. explorers and mapmakers from the United States and Canada defined the line from the Portland Canal to the Arctic Ocean along the 141st meridian. The process involved experts, commissions, and joint field parties, with terrain challenges from coast to interior and a lengthy field season.
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Russia
United States
Alaska
Forty Mile
Stewart
Circle City
Portland Canal
Canada
Klondike
Mount Saint Elias
Arctic Ocean
London
England
Lord Alverstone
O. LH. Tittmann
Coast and Geodetic Survey
W. F. King
Dommon
Washington
Ottawa
Portland Caual
Mount St. Elias
Yakutat
Alpine Club
The Turning of the Worm at the Bridge Party
Mrs Wicklet laments a last minute guest loss for a bridge party and Mr Wicklet offers to take a seat. He admits he dislikes bridge and plans a night out, aiming to show husbands can do as they please. Her embarrassment and his vow to enjoy freedom spark a humorous scene.
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Mr. Wicklet
Mrs. Wicklet
Wicklet
Dco
Longest Telegraph Circuit Connects London and Teheran
News from London reports the globe’s longest telegraph circuit linking London to Teheran. The 4000 mile path uses ten automatic repeaters with no human operators between, from Lowestoft to Emden Berlin Warsaw Rome Odessa Sukhum Karts Cauris Tauris and finally Teheran before continuing to India.
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Persia
Teheran
North Sea
Emden
Hanover
Berlin
Warsaw
Rome
Odessa
Kertch
Sukhum
Kalen
Tiflis
Cauris
Tauris
London
India
Lost Opportunity For Benoit Constant Coquelin
The father of late French actor Constant Coquelin, a baker by trade, urged him to stay in the family business. At thirteen he showed stage gifting, but his father insisted he learn the bakery. Years later the proud father recalled Constant would have excelled in baking.
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Benoit Constant Coquelin
Coquelin
le Figaro
Constant
Eskimo Healthy Race and Their Prized Purity
The piece claims Eskimos lack major degenerative diseases seen in civilization. It notes no arteriosclerosis or diabetes and praises Arctic air for sterility. It mentions shipborne colds, maternal nursing practices, and Eskimo women as free from surgical diseases filling hospitals.
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Babe
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