Moonshine. Ol Moon Miss Moon Sees Lovers On The Sea
A Washington Star verse notes Moon watching young couples on the ocean and forecasting a changing heart. The speaker teases moonlight stars as a judge of romance while noting last year’s gal returns next summer with a new mate.
A Wrong House Leads to a Happy Union
Tom Leslie hates women until Arethusa Dacy arrives by chance at his neighboring boarding house. After a mistaken visit, she finds shelter with him and Miss Pikestaff, and over a year they form a hopeful, loving partnership culminating in marriage.
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Tom Leslie
Tome & Tapes
Sophie Silver
Sophie
Tom
The
Hyacinths
Arethusa Dacy
Tome
Miss Pikestaff
Miss Pilestaff
Arie
Clever Satires Fill Che Acantha Page
The column presents a string of humorous quips and puns about current figures and topics. Items mention George Gould, China, the sultan of Turkey, Hole-in-the-Day, Vesuvius, May Irwin, and Sir Thomas Lipton in witty, satirical asides typical of the era.
Pugilist John Munroe Born In Chester Pa Years Ago
John Munroe once a pugilist born in Chester Pennsylvania is described as without pugilistic honor now in his own or any other country per the fragmentary notice.
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John Munroe
The
Pugilistic Ring
Chester
Campaign Cigar and Fate Reconciled in Alabama
An Alabama man, described by the report as a Negro, smoked a cigar at the gallows. The item hints the cigar may have helped him come to terms with his fate in the public execution moment.
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Alabama
Korea Drops Sovereignty Stance Following Japanese Send
Korea’s emperor accepts Japanese sovereignty after a report from Japanese headquarters claims the decision. The imperial court is bound to act on the information as presented.
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Korea
Louise the eloping princess pledges to expose scandals
Louise declares she will reveal scandals in high life if anyone can. The statement paints her as a potentially sensational figure amid courtly circles and public intrigue.
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Louise
Lipton Aims for British Victory by Recruiting American Yacht Designer
Lipton vows Britain can beat the United States in yachting and will use an American designer to build the boat if needed. This bold plan centers on uniting national pride with innovative design to claim victory on the water.
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Lipton
Great Britain
United States
Munroe and Jeffries Split Gate Receipts From Big Fight
Munroe received 6104 dollars and Jefferies 9156 dollars from gate receipts. The report notes Munroe earned his share irrespective of Jefferies whether Jefferies earned his share or not.
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Munroe
Jefferies
Mr. Jeffries
Dictionary Updates Reframe Enthuse and Stunt Usage
New dictionary entries label enthuse and stunt as informal speech. The changes acknowledge colloquial use and slang senses while noting evolving language standards. Lexicographers emphasize context and audience when applying these terms in writing.
Inguishman Rejects $10,000 Offer for Seven Years
The Inguishman refusing ten thousand dollars for seven years of unjust imprisonment faces a stark choice if more compensation cannot be obtained. The offer is weighed against potential gains beyond the stated sum.
Victim Sustains Contusions in Left Side After Crash
Read about a car accident victim described as suffering from contusions on the left side. The report notes injuries but does not mention critical condition or additional medical details.
Diggers Face Deep Earth Protest While Reaching Deep Hole
The text humorously notes that before the diggers reach the twelve mile hole, the earth's center might rise in protest. It implies potential delays or challenges as workers pore toward the expected depth.
Harcourt Called Most Weighty MP by London Chronicle
The London Chronicle declares Sir William Harcourt the most weighty member of parliament in body and character, noting he has a grown son whose first name is Lulu.
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Sir William Harcourt
The
London Chronicle
Lulu
Record grouse bag set at Broomhead near Sheffield
On August 24 at Broomhead near Sheffield England Rymington Wilson and eight other guns set a world record by bagging 2 748 grouse. The total drew sharp criticism as excessive and improper.
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Broomhead
Sheffield
Eng
Rymington Wilson
Meek man asks police to find his mother in law
A man visits police headquarters to describe his mother in law and asks Lieut Kennedy to locate her. Kennedy jokes that the police are not usual detectives for in laws, noting this is a first for his long career.
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Man
Lieut. Kennedy
Kennedy
Kansas City Times
Remarkable Nerve Skeleton by Dr Rufus B Weaver
A Philadelphia physician Dr Rufus B Weaver professor of anatomy at Hahnemann College has created a complete nerve skeleton. The nerve chart uses actual nerves withdrawn from the body and is hailed as a marvel by London surgeons. A picture was sent to the Museum of Medical Curiosities in London.
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Rufus B. Weaver
Hahnemann College
Philadelphia
Weaver
Museum of Medical Curiosities
Lincoln’s Inn Fields
London
The Czarevitch and the Sacred Blood Joke
A satirical poem mocks the Czarevitch claiming he lacks awareness of divine right and royal blood. It parodies monarchic myths while noting public awe and national tremors, contrasting sacred kingship with mundane safety. The tone blends irony and revelation about power and lineage.
Perpetual Radium Activity Sparks Minute Bell Concept
A radium sealed in a vacuum causes continual leaf movement in a sealed electroscope for as long as the radium lasts, possibly 30 000 years. Discharges create a record via a coherer linked to a bell, with a 3 milligram radium sample ringing the bell every 70 seconds, suggesting a perpetual minute bell.
Novelty in Envelopes for Printers
A printer’s quest for novelties leads to a unique pamphlet envelope combo. An ordinary booklet is paired with a larger perforated cover edge that seals by moisture in the adhesive, then tears away to open. Recipient name and address ride the front with a stamp.
England to Build Full Coal Screening Plant
A new coal screening plant in England will enable full coal picking. Mining belts move coal as operatives on both sides remove stone shale and rubbish. The system includes picking belts jigging screens revolving tipplers and conveyors to handle 500 tons daily.
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England
Making Steel Without Pig Iron From Magnetic Ore
Victoria’s Iron, Steel and Metals Manufacturing reports successful experiments producing wrought iron and steel without pig iron. NZ magnetic iron sand is sieved to a pure magnetic oxide, fed into a revolving furnace cylinder, reduced with fuel oil and waste gases, then dropped into a smelting bath retaining particle individuality.
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Victoria
Australia
Iron, Steel and Metals Manufacturing Company
New Zealand
Kentucky Moonshine Parable Of Liquid Sunshine Discovery
A scientist touts a claim of liquid sunshine whose appeal is likened to moonshine from Kentucky. The remark blends scientific novelty with a rustic comparison, suggesting cultural resonance for a Kentuckian audience.
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