Witty Epigrams And Notable Phrases From A Century Ago
A string of short observed lines from historical columns covers topics from King Edward and Russell Sage to Harper's Weekly, Mme Nordica and a Russian grand duke. The items mix social commentary, jokes, and quotes about wealth, longevity, cooking, and cotton scarcity.
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Health Note Warns Fish Can Spread Smallpox
A Victorian-era notice claims smallpox may spread via fish and urges households to buy only fish bearing a clear vaccinia mark. The advice emphasizes caution for the wise housewife in selecting seafood.
New Mushroom Raising Method Reported in Columbia
In Columbia Missouri researchers describe a new method for cultivating mushrooms claiming each mushroom may provide its own identification as a fungus. The quirky note suggests a self identifying approach to mushroom production.
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Columbia
Vanderbilt’s Race Start Boosts View of Early Advantage
W. K. Vanderbilt’s success in running his automobile a mile in thirty nine seconds suggests that a strong start in life may aid later achievements.
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W. K. Vanderbilt
When a girl pursues an undesired marriage
Advice on love and marriage urging restraint and acceptance when a woman chooses a partner you dislike. It notes that she may regret the choice long after you stop caring about the marriage.
Germ carrying capacity of money may make banking hazardous
If Dr Fielder is correct about money carrying germs the job of bank clerks would be added to the list of extra hazardous occupations.
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Fielder
London lawyer’s lost cash lesson echoes with editor claim
A London lawyer left $60,000 in bank notes in an unlocked portmanteau in a hotel room while he went to shave. An editor notes that the press uses over a hundred million boxes of tooth picks annually, a claim that appears incredible given the gentleman’s occupation.
Hung jury in Hamlet murder trial at Yale law school
A hung jury in the Hamlet murder case before Yale Law School prompts talk of delay. The quip suggests a need for a hanging jury to deter those who harm Ham jet and notes a foreign suitor seeking a tall bride, while implying the suitor is short.
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Yale Law School
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Chicago Doctor Questions Pneumonia Drug Usefulness
Dr. Bevan of Chicago suggests the drug treatment may be useless for pneumonia but the public will still call in the family physician upon recognizing symptoms.
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Bevan
Chicago
Chicago Man Seeks Divorce Over Wife Six Moves A Year
The Chicago man seeks divorce citing his wife’s habit of moving more than six times annually. He quips that she may be running the breaking-home ties business into the ground.
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Chicago
Price of Fame Revisited in Arcadian Tale of Love and Fame
The letter carries payment for Miss Agatha Stanley’s story The Price of Fame revealing a tale of a woman who sacrifices love for success. Reginald Lorimer, once her sweetheart, rises as Arcadian editor while Agatha’s career finally breaks through amid lingering heartache and questions of motive.
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Jove
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Return of Reginald Lorimer Sparks Old Romance
Agatha Stanley confronts a long-awaited visitor Reginald Lorimer who congratulates her on success and hints at a renewed confession. She muses on happiness and independence as he asks if barriers to their past relationship are gone and pursues a different answer to a shared question.
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Miss Stanley
Agatha
Reginald Lorimer
Mr. Lorimer
Miss Lippincot
California Lumber Production Advances to Second in Nation
California now ranks second in lumber production among the states, reflecting a notable shift in regional output. Strong demand and expanding sawmills contribute to the rise, with industry officials citing steady growth and investment across key timber regions.
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California
Hoangho River Described as World’s Crooked Waterway
The Hoangho or Yellow River in China, 2,600 miles long and draining about 750,000 square miles, is noted as the world’s most irregular river. It twists from the Kuen Luen mountains northwest then northeast then east, with abrupt shifts south and east before reaching the Gulf of Pechili.
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Montreal Family Herald
Kuen Luen
Gulf of Pechili
Niger
Volga
Mississippi
Jordan
Solitude Drives to Madness in Siberian Outpost
Explorer Harry de Windt recounts in Sredni-Kolmysk a desolate Siberian settlement of 300 with 14 political offenders. Officials and natives mingle in a mute, frozen world where years of isolation push residents toward insanity and even the strongest minds grow childish.
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Harry de Windt
Arctic
Lamute
His Monumental Bluff
Brander Matthews discovers a tailor’s bill in the club mail by mistake. He returns the misaddressed envelope and later watches the actual recipient dismiss the notice with a taunting remark.
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Brander Matthews
Mr. Matthews
His Misery Complete as Herlihy Wife Injured
A doctor finds Mrs Herlihy in bed with plaster and bandages after a fall from stairs with a bucket of coal. Mr Herlihy laments the accident, noting he had insured against accidental injury four days earlier for five dollars, while the wife remains under care.
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Mr. Herlihy
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Ivery Kound
Luke
Judge Burr Quashes Flaunting Ego in Deafness Claim
A Connecticut judge, Burr of New Haven, recently resigned from the bench over deafness. He warned a self-confident novelist visitor that his fame may be far off, quipping the man had spent his time "walking up his hands" while awaiting the world at his feet.
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Epeech
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Connecticut
New Haven
Burr
Charity Lessons From a Newsboy’s Sudden Luck
A New York Times piece follows a weather dampened day as a Mumbai street scene unfolds when a charitable woman pays two cents for spoiled papers. A passerby answers a stranger with a quar ter and a flash of generosity. A wealthy man then buys papers for the boy, gifting 75 cents, totaling 2.20 dollars for the boy’s haul.
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Andrews
New York Times
Would Buy the Town But Forstanding Cautioner Incident
A contractor seeking a drainage contract for a town brings his wealthy but poorly dressed guarantor. The chairman rejects the guarantor’s appearance, prompting the man to offer to buy the town and pay with a check. The scene exposes questions of influence and apparent corruption.
Nile Dam Success Expands Irrigation and Land Value
Sir Benjamin Baker reports on the Nile dam showing water supply for irrigation doubled during critical crop periods. Previously prohibited irrigation is now allowed and land conversion to irrigation adds an estimated value of over £6,600,000.
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