Jumbled Phrases From 19th Century News Trenchant Satire
A collection of fragmented quips and social commentary touching on military, gender norms, misprints, and public figures. It cites torpedoes, the New York Mothers club, Japanese casualties, Yellow Sea salt water, dictionaries, Korea widows, King Alfonso, radium, and Henry Irving, with satirical takes on marriage, suffrage, and bachelorhood.
How would you like to be the umpire
Two nines from an insane asylum played a matched game of ball. The Cincinnati Commercial Tribune frames the scene with a playful prompt asking how one would feel in the umpire’s chair.
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The
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune
D Annunzio Claims Fresh Inspiration Behind New Work
Italian dramatist D Annunzio proclaims his latest play arises from a burst of inspiration. The remark serves as a promotional angle for the newly released drama.
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D’annunzio
Wellesley College Girls Arm Revolvers for Protection
Wellesley College students reportedly carry revolvers to deter unwanted male attention. The article notes many students are relatively young and suggests heightened self defense measures on campus.
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Wellesley College
Wellesley
Sermon Queries Why People Do Not Attend Church
The Rev. M. J. Savage contends that most people do not go to church because they feel no compulsion to attend. He argues the core issue is voluntary disengagement rather than lack of interest or outreach.
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M. J. Savage
Senator Scott
Payne
Chicago Citizens’ Committee
Graeme Stewart
National Committee
Illinois
Chicago
Root
Gov. van Sant
Minnesota
South Minneapolis
Philippines
Porto Rico
la Follette
Panama Funds Banked by Uncle Sam in New York
Uncle Sam has paid Panama ten million dollars and deposited it in a New York bank to prevent the young republic from drawing pennies for spending.
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Sam
Panama
New York
Republic
Rockefeller Compared to Magicians in Explaining Tricks
The article portrays Mr. Rockefeller as similar to magicians who explain their tricks. It notes that during a talk with his son's Bible class he discusses success but halts before revealing the true secret.
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Mr. Rockefeller
Countess of Ravensworth Marries Her Coachman
The remark notes the Countess of Ravensworth wed her longtime coachman, suggesting her lapse in modern trends due to lacking a chauffeur.
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Countess of
Ravensworth
Louis James awarded $10,000 damages in pillow slips case
Actor Louis James wins a $10,000 damage judgment after a Texan hotel owner accused him of purloining pillowslips. The case underscores claims of misrepresented conduct in a hotel setting.
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Louis James
Maxim’s Bank Factor At Monte Carlo Revealed
Sir Hiram Maxim notes Monte Carlo tables keep about 90 percent of player wagers as house edge. Yet many gamblers still chase the illusion of winning all the bank’s money.
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Hiram Maxim
Monte Carlo
New Jersey Court Rules One Boy Worth Two Girls
A New Jersey court held that one boy is valued as much as two girls. The remark drew wider attention as commentators, including a czar of Russia and a king of Italy, suggested the judge’s estimate may be too modest.
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New Jersey
Russia
Italy
Public meeting adopts color line claim at Tokio event
A Tokio gathering adopts a resolution declaring Russians as yellow men with white faces and Japanese as white men with yellow faces, presenting a racialized color boundary.
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Tokio
Japan
Multilingual Tolstoy Wife Seeks Quiet Grace
Tolstoy’s wife speaks French English German and Russian yet a woman who can speak four languages is not always valued for keeping still in one. The remark contrasts linguistic prowess with restraint in a witty observation about marital perception.
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Tolstoi
Roosevelt and Fairbanks named GOP presidential ticket
Chicago June 25 Roosevelt from New York and Fairbanks of Indiana were nominated for president and vice president by acclamation at the Republican national convention. The gathering ratified the platform praising McKinley era policies and pledging protection tariffs, a strong navy, and civil service enforcement.
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Theodore Roosevelt
New York
Charles W. Fairbanks
Indiana
Chicago
Fairbanks
Coliseum
Elihu Root
Root
McKinley
Hanna
Republican Party
United States
Congress
William McKinley
Roosevelt
Gov. Black
Repub
Cannon
Lincoln
Joe
Alabama
Black
Beveridge
Mr. Roosevelt
George A. Knight
California
Harry Stillwell Edwards
Georgia
Gov. Bradley
Kentucky
Joseph B. Cotton
Minnesota
Harry §. Cummings
Maryland
Cummings
Iowa
Dolliver
Charles Warren Fairbanks
Depew
Foraker
Pennywpacker
Pennsylvania
Carter
Montana
Illinois
Nebraska
Missouri
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C. E. Trescott & Bro
Choteau, Montana
New York Mothers’ Club
Yellow Sea
Korea
Alfonso
Henry Irving
Philadelphia
Boston
Henderson
Roosevelt and
Spooner
Quarles
Babcock
Emil Baensch
Wisconsin
Thomas B. Cox
John D. Long
Cullom
Burton
Ohio
Panama Canal
Republican Congress