Witty Observations and Quips From The Acantha
A compilation of light anecdotes and quips touching travel plans, humorists, medicine, war, Korea offices selling to bidders, South American conflicts, an English parish changing service hours, and the long eighteen miles between Nanshan Hill and Port Arthur.
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Nanshan Hill
Port Arthur
Asia
Quote on pies sparks debate at St. Louis club women
A St. Louis club woman declared that good pies will not hurt anyone, but she did not claim she could bake them. The remark hints at a lighthearted controversy during the club meeting.
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St. Louis
Fashion Journal Lacks Widow Remarriage Details
A fashion note claims suspenders will be in for the summer but omits who will wear them. In Korea widows cannot remarry, yet no statistics exist on how this custom affects masculine longevity.
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Korea
Ohio justice of the peace seals vow against divorce
An Ohio justice of the peace requires every couple he marries to promise not to seek divorce. He notes the dissolution may come naturally, framing it as a sworn commitment rather than a formal legal requirement.
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Ohio
Justice of the Peace
No Man So Ornery That Somebody Won’t Kiss Him
A passenger brakeman notes that even the most irritable man can be loved by someone, remarking on the universal appeal of human affection around depots.
Flying Machines and the Cost of Repeated Testing
The question notes a pattern where successful flight tests end with mechanical disablement, hindering immediate further experiments. This reflects historic experimental risk, where failures or near misses trigger protective shutdowns. It implies a cycle of innovation hampered by safety or design constraints that prevent rapid iteration.
Baltimore Man Fined for Kissing Typewriter Girl
A Baltimore man was fined $100 for kissing his typewriter girl. The report notes no details on any additional costs to reconcile with his wife.
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Baltimore
Dispatches
Burleigh Critiques Society Mothers Over Child Rearing
Professor Burleigh criticizes society women for raising children as nurses instruct, arguing many do not truly nurture their offspring. He laments reliance on external guidance rather than parental judgment in child rearing.
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Prof. Burleigh
New Jersey Mayor Cuts Pocketknife Fund for Aldermen
In a New Jersey town the mayor eliminated an appropriation to buy pocketknives for the aldermen. Officials are expected to use their own funds for such items.
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New Jersey
Women’s clubs oppose divorces in strong collective stance
The General Federation of Women's Clubs has gone on record opposing divorces. This assertion is presented as a compliment to the husbands the ladies currently possess.
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General Federation of Women's Clubs
Baltimore Preacher Sued by Brokers Over Stock Flyer Commissions
A Baltimore preacher, described as a high flown figure, faces a lawsuit from his brokers alleging unpaid commissions related to a stock market flyer. The dispute centers on fees tied to the promotional material and its brokerage services.
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Baltimore
Small income man struggles to pass through hard times
A Milwaukee contemporary notes that men with modest incomes face ongoing hardship as many fail to rise above the trough and instead remain stuck, illustrating persistent economic strain.
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Milwaukee
Indian Chief at St Louis Fair Wears Glasses
An Indian chief on display at the St Louis fair is shown wearing eye glasses. The scene is presented as a strong indication that the noble redman can be civilized.
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St. Louis Fair
Redman
Insurance policies on suicides settle doubts
The issue settles that insurers need not honor policies for men who have hanged themselves or died by their own actions, raising questions about premium payments and coverage.
Revere Morals Questioned by Boston Authority
A prominent Boston authority contends Paul Revere’s morals fall short of reverence, making it impossible to continue honoring him as before.
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Boston
Paul Revere
Perdicaris Letter States Health and Care Amid Outing
In a missive from Mr. Perdicaris his health is said to be good and he is well cared for. The text notes no postscript claiming he enjoys an outing with Moorish brigands.
The Sea as the Soul of the Infinite
Frederic Lawrence Knowles in New England Magazine describes the sea as a divine force, a heartbeat of the universe. He frames the shore and sky as witnesses to eternity, the sea as the pulse of creation, with lands scarred by time yet the sea remaining the soul beneath the stars.
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Frederic Lawrence Knowles
New England Magazine
Return of Leonard Cawthorn to Nethercote Farm
Leonard Cawthorn returns to Nethercote Farm in Canada, now wealthy from emigration and loan repayment. He confronts his brother Mark about past debts and a hidden secret with Thirza Loveday as the scene unfolds in the dim farm parlor. The reunion rekindles old rivalries as Leonard reveals he has come to settle accounts.
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Leonard Cawthorn
Netherlands
Nethercote Farm
Leonard
Mark
Nethercote
Canada
Brother
Thirza
Thirza Reveals Dark Past Behind Nethercote Moonlight
Leonard learns Thirza repaid a threatened debt to protect his name after a former ally forced marriage attempts. Thirza explains her family’s hardship and that she worked at Nethercote to support them. Leonard offers the money and asks her to take it as her own, as they confess love under a harvest moon.
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Mark
Leonard
Thirza
Nethercote
Mark Cawthorn
Nethercote Farm
Fred J. Cox
Chicago Chronicle
Shark Captured After Reef Chase Off East Niu Ranch
Emil A Berndt and companions spotted a five and a half foot shark near East Niu Ranch reef as high surf and shallow water challenged retrieval. After firing at the animal they secured a rope to its tail and towed it ashore where they killed the shark following a prolonged struggle.
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East Niu Ranch
Emil A. Berndt
Pacific Commercial Adververtiser
Honolulu
Homeward Bound Poem by L Frank Tooker
Poem narrator sails homeward through a violent sea and hail while awaiting a welcoming shore. The speaker smiles despite cold and hardship, sensing distant lights and a city ahead as homebound voyage nears its end.
Missouri wine production rises with state statistics
State Board of Agriculture figures show Missouri produces over 100000 gallons of wine annually and grows more than 13000000 pounds of grapes each year. The records reflect shipped products only, as home use is not tracked.
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Missouri
State Board of Agriculture
Eagle Fights Peasant Near Swiss Border
An eagle attacked a peasant driving toward Boulieu near the Swiss border. The ten minute struggle ended when the man struck the eagle on the head with the whip butt.
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Boulieu
Rise of English as Universal Tongue in Europe and America
The Indianapolis News notes a shift toward a common tongue with English expanding rapidly from 1800 to 1850. English speakers grew to over 111 million by 1850, overtaking French German and Russian, with about 70 million new English speakers in the United States among 91 million total English speakers added.
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Indianapolis
Mulhall
Europe
Russia
United States
World's Fair Visitors Highly Pleased Aboard Purchase
Passengers of the steamer Purchase on the Exposition Transportation line arrived in St Paul on schedule from the St Louis World's Fair. They expressed delight at the scenery on the Mississippi and praised the ship's comfortable quarters and courteous captain.
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Exposition Transportation Company
St. Paul
St. Louis
Father of Waters
Why Not A Short Chorus On Grief And Hope
A brief verse by S E Kiser contrasts fretting sighing scolding and mourning with choosing a brave heart and a smile. The speaker argues negative efforts only lengthen regret and urges giving up grief to pursue optimism and success.
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S. E. Kiser
Writers Who Were Pedestrians and Their Notable Strides
A Westminster Gazette note highlights tall writers and their walking feats. Christopher North walked forty miles in eight hours and eighty miles in a day from Liverpool to Elleray. Wordsworth boasted twenty mile strolls and circling the earth six times. Dickens walked twenty miles in a shade over four hours. Fawcett trod thirty miles daily while blind. Swinburne Bryce and John Davidson are cited as modern counterparts.
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Christopher North
John Wilson
Liverpool
Elleray
Wordsworth
Wilson
Charles Dickens
Prof. Fawcett
Cambridge
Swinburne
Bryce
John Davidson
England
Westminister Gazette
Admiral Uriu at Annapolis Hazing Tale Surfaces
The anecdote recalls Admiral Uriu of the Japanese navy as a youth at Annapolis naval academy where he faced hazing but stood firm. Later as an upperclassman he helped haze others and upheld Annapolis traditions. He once challenged George Ferguson, an assistant engineer at the Brooklyn Bridge, on spelling his name.
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Admiral Uriu
Annapolis
Uriu
Annapolis Naval Academy
George Ferguson
Brooklyn Bridge
Ferguson
Aria
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