Che Acantha and the Montanan Columns of Wit
A compact miscellany reflecting on public figures and society. The piece cites Jay Gould as a father figure to Helen, questions perceived wealth distribution, and humorously critiques politics, literature, war, and social norms from a late 19th or early 20th century viewpoint with aphorisms about Kipling, Peru and Brazil, and a joke about a man keeping his mother in law out of his house.
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The
Supreme Court
Enterprising Gum Monopoly Hints at Baseball Wealth
A quip suggests a man could strike it rich by securing a monopoly on supplying chewing gum to baseball players, hinting at a booming niche market in sports concessions.
Letters of Spencer Draw Carlyle Style in Print Boom
The remark compares the planned discovery and publication of Herbert Spencer’s letters to the flourishing printing of Carlyle’s correspondence, suggesting a promising literary wave ahead. The note hints at growing interest in archival letters and their public release.
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Herbert Spencer
Carlyle
Noble Marquis and Father Dies at 81
The noble marquis who recently became a father at 81 has died. He likely could not endure the strain from his heir at night.
Oregon farmer’s tax return makes Toledo headlines
An Oregon township farmer in Lucas County proudly paid every penny of his property taxes, drawing enormous headlines in Toledo papers for his thoroughness and financial diligence.
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Oregon Township
Lucas County
Toledo
Lottie Dod Crowned England's Woman Golf Champion
The text notes Lottie Dod becoming England's women golf champion, marking a shift from Rhona Adair to Dod. It wishes Dod luck and emphasizes the historic change in champions.
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Lottie Dodd
England
Rhona Adair
Lottie Dod
Lottie
Clara Morris Reflects on Joys of Old Age
Clara Morris discusses her current enjoyment of aging, suggesting she will experience even more as she grows older, a sentiment framed by her accumulated experience and perspective.
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Clara Morris
Bennington Couple Die And Are Buried Together
An aged Vermont couple wedded sixty seven years died on the same day and were laid to rest side by side in Bennington. The obituary notes that even Robert G. Ingersoll would have none to fault this union.
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Bennington
Robert G. Ingersoll
Crank Arrested Over Impeded Miss Gould Marriage Plan
A man traveled to Miss Helen M. Gould’s home seeking marriage but was arrested not for the proposal but for failing to recognize the surrounding obstacles.
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Helen M. Gould
King Peter of Servia Prepares Crowning on June 15
King Peter of Servia plans a coronation on June 15. He should secure the venue with a high fence and guard at the gate.
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Peter of
Servia
Hidden radioactive minerals spotted in common coins
Government experts report the number of radioactive minerals is larger than believed with the silver dollar cited as an example. It shows notable radioactivity in its surface readings, illustrating unexpected material presence.
Pennsylvania hunter seeks to win over all who failed him
A Pennsylvania man, who spent two years pursuing women before finding one who matched his ideals, now faces questions about proving he met the standards of all the ladies he previously courted.
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Pennsylvania
Susan B Anthony Testifies in Will Case on Women and Money
Susan B Anthony testified in a will case asserting married women may lack knowledge about handling money. She disputed common stories about women and trousers pockets.
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Susan B. Anthony
Miss Anthony
A Shilling Declares Victory in a Bank Clerk’s Scam
A comic tale follows a penniless narrator who uses a lone shilling and Sir John Kenway’s invitation to impress a vainglorious fiancée. He maneuvers through lunch, theater tickets, and a risky cab plot, finally ending with a bus ride home as subservient submission becomes the only option.
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Beryl
Mme
Sir John Kenway
Jack
Sir John
Jask
Boy Earns A Raise After Patient Work At Factory
Frank Leslie's tells of a factory boy who, after months at the machine, asks for a raise. He previously earned three dollars a week and, after asserting his value over weeks, is granted the increase to four dollars. The story highlights diligence and self-advocacy in industry.
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Frank Leslie
Thy Will Be Done In Unread Years
Poem reflecting submission to divine will with acceptance of unknown future. The speaker trusts God’s plan as years unfold and reveal a unified life, sanctified by surrender. Four stanzas emphasize love, casting, and enduring faith in daily unfolding destinies.
Red Dominates National Flags As Color Criterion
Red is described as the most popular national flag color. Of twenty five major flags, nineteen include red while no other color matches this prevalence. The list of red flags includes United States England France Germany Austria Italy Spain Denmark Belgium Sweden Switzerland Turkey Mexico Chile Portugal and Venezuela.
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United States
England
France
Germany
Austria
Italy
Spain
Denmark
Belgium
Sweden
Switzerland
Turkey
Mexico
Chile
Portugal
Venezuela
Archduchess Augusta Proves Brave Hunter in Bear Hunt
Archduchess Augusta of Austria displayed marksmanship and calm in a hunting party when she encountered a large bear and shot it dead.
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Augusta
Austria
It Isn't Always the Tailor Who Makes the Gentleman
A concise proverb framed as a note on dress and demeanor suggesting that character matters as much as appearance in defining a gentleman.
Medicinal Vegetables: Cultivating Medicinal Plants
The article explains that plants can be grown in iron enriched soil to increase mineral content, creating ferruginous vegetables. It notes tea and spinach as examples and contemplates future use of "medicated" vegetables to deliver iron, potassium, and manganese directly through diet.
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Europe
Grant's Coachman Story Reflects Quick Judgment
Gen. Fred D. Grant recalls his father’s knack for sizing up a situation in a few words through a family anecdote. A bank mistake by an old coachman leads the mother to say John must go, but the father replies that if John could do everything perfectly he wouldn’t be their coachman.
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Grant
Fred D. Grant
John
New York Times
The Nun and the Vows of Leigh Flunt
A playful verse about a lover urging a beloved to become a nun and the impossible pledge of devotion. The speaker imagines religious imagery reversing expectations with vows and affectionate pleas. The piece blends religious motifs with romantic longing and satire.
Institutions for Employes at World’s Fair Led by Garrison
Winton C. Garrison, head of New Jersey Bureau of Labor and Statistics, will oversee employer organized institutions at the world’s fair. The programs cover profit sharing hospitals clubrooms libraries reading rooms gymnasiums burial funds and sick benefits for workers.
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Winton C. Garrison
New Jersey Bureau of Labor and Statistics
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