Witty miscellany from Choteau Acantha column
A collection of quips and whimsy notes including social curiosities and humorous observations. It mentions Vassar College turning fifty, advice on cats and dogs, optimistic takes on garden tools, and a Newark attorney suing for love letters. It also notes coronation spending and local amusement.
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Newark
N. J
Wealthy Man Denied Court Freedom in Legs Crossed
A judge rules Cornelius Vanderbilt cannot cross his legs in court. police agree that a burglar who knocked over a lamp should be charged with criminal carelessness.
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Cornelius Vanderbilt
Memory and mystery surround Harriman’s death question
A friend of IE H Harriman claims his death may have stemmed from thinking in bed suggesting mental strain as a possible cause. The remark questions whether ordinary people ever gain such reflective chances amid life’s pressures.
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IE. H. Harriman
Lawsuit Over $17000 Estate In New York Costs $13000
In New York a $17000 estate dispute incurred $13000 in legal fees raising questions about how the remaining $4000 was handled. The case highlights attorney charges and estate settlement practices.
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New York
California Judge Declines to Recognize Poker as Great American Game
A California judge refused to declare poker the great American game. The sentiment persists though the court did not grant formal recognition.
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California
Prophetess Ime Rique Claims Breath Reflects Spirit
The dialogue notes that the breath embodies the spirit and suggests that cloves appear to have little effect. The remarks point to a metaphoric link between inhaled air and inner essence.
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Ime
Rique
Town man demands dogs be killed to gain attention
A Town man sat out a protest demanding that all dogs be killed. He appeared to seek attention through extreme action, with no clear alternative offered to address his concerns.
American Actress Marries Egyptian Prince in Noted Union
The article notes an American actress has wed an Egyptian prince, sparking discussion about royal titles and cultural attire including the possibility of wearing a harem styled skirt.
Unclear lines hint at household correction and grooming tools
Fragmentary phrases relate to domestic instruction and an unmatched hair brush noted for quick use. No clear person or event identified.
Actress Marries Egyptian Prince in Fashionable Union
An American actress wed an Egyptian prince in a formal ceremony. The match blends Western celebrity culture with Middle Eastern royal ties and raises talk of cultural expectations, including traditional dress norms such as a harem skirt.
Treasury Secretary Seeks End to $2.50 Gold Coin
The secretary of the treasury favors discontinuing the $2.50 gold pieces and believes the move will not significantly affect public familiarity or use of the coin.
Massachusetts Scientist Aims to Breed Stingless Bees
A Massachusetts scientist plans to breed stingless bees hoping to aid pollination without stinging. If successful, the project could reduce human agony from insect bites and offer a gentler alternative to mosquitoes through improved pollination and ecological benefits.
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Massachusetts
Humanity
Chicago man buys rare book at Hoe sale for 21000
A Chicago man purchased a rare old book at a Hoe sale for 21 000 dollars. The item was auctioned amid bidding and sparked interest in collectors seeking more information at a bargain price of 21 cents.
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Chicago
Prince Henry Narrowly Escapes Plane Trouble
Prince Henry rushed down after his aeroplane encountered trouble. The line notes royal status does not shield against gravity or time, underscoring the incident's universal risk.
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Henry
English Explorers Claim Solomon Relics in Jerusalem
Report claims that English explorers in Jerusalem have found Solomon's crown ring and sword. It notes his wisdom remains beyond modern research despite the discoveries.
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Jerusalem
Solomon
Fashion bans spark doubt on new style era
Manufactures decree removal of hobble and hekem skirts yet skepticism remains about a coming era of sensible fashion. The piece questions whether banning old styles will translate to durable, practical trends or merely replace one rigid standard with another.
Italian Count Arrested in New York for Smuggling
An Italian count was arrested in New York on smuggling charges. The incident fuels suspicions that foreign nobility rely on various means to sustain themselves, challenging assumptions about exclusive ties to American heiresses.
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New York
Sleepers Loaded at Dawn in Fog Shaked Morning
In the small hours Pat, near the Madhan dock, watches the Merely Mary Ann approach. A foreman offers a job to unload sleepers from the ship. Pat hesitates, worried about waking sleepers too early.
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Madhan Docker
Pat
Mary Ann
Shure
Seeds That Failed A Morning Glory Confusion
A humorous exchange from New York Weekly features a fair patron complaining that morning glory seeds did not sprout. The seedsman explains they were imported from China and bloom after sleepers rest, due to opposite time zones.
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China
New York Weekly
What to Do Before the Doctor Comes
A brisk exchange reveals Mrs. Browning seeks swift guidance as Dr. Browning’s patient falters. The doctor admits uncertainty and hurries to the scene, while Mrs. Browning clings to a prepared handbook for urgent steps.
Wealth and happiness debated in a witty exchange
In a humorous exchange a wealthy, self-assured man tells a friend money cannot buy happiness. The friend counters, asking how the speaker knows, prompting the judge to remark on the speaker’s spending. The quip highlights wit over wealth.
Not Often Do She People Marry First Loves
A reflective line notes that she and he rarely marry their first loves, suggesting a pattern of choosing later partners rather than sticking with early romances.
A Cruel Deceiver in Alimony Plot
A woman grips on a divorce trap using affectionate terms like Pet and Honey to lure her estranged husband into a costly alimony dispute, exposing a calculated motive behind the tender language.
His Disadvantage in Price Bargaining
A humorous exchange where a husband explains his cheaper wife buys, and he avoids driving a bargain with clerks. He fears risking a disagreement with a male clerk who claims not to be authorized to cut the price.
Jaggs Provokes Clash as Chip on Shoulder Flare
A grouchy fellow named Jaggs angered a large man who rushed him and sent chips flying in a sudden scouting incident. The eyewitness account notes Jaggs’ persistent grumpiness and the physical clash that followed.
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Jaggs
Judicial Propriety and a Candid Justice of the Peace
A columnist quotes a sharp exchange about political opinion and judicial restraint. The dialogue contrasts a magistrate’s refusal to commit with the notion of a non committing magistrate and touches on propriety in public office.
Turning the Tables in a Witty Exchange
Mr Youngwed jokes about disappointed young ladies while Mrs Youngwed responds that friends had foretold a brilliant future. The quip hints at social expectations and marriage prospects in a light, humorous tone.
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Mr. Youngwed
Ever Onward the Famous Missouri Steer
In Missouri a steer once known as Ever Onward drew cheers before being noted for its fame. A wry remark compares the name to a mule, suggesting a balky animal would be hard to find.
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Missouri
Comet fears fade as looming dangers prove to be a joke
The piece recalls past anxieties about a comet and imagined disasters from trusts and railways. It notes the predicted doom did not materialize, with warnings seen now as a joke as railways strive to improve and crises vanish in hindsight.
Harmony. Mrs Noobride and Mrs Oldun Musicians
Mrs Noobride says her husband and she act in concert and Mrs Oldun expresses astonishment at discovering they are musicians.
A Comfortable Voyage Poem Echoes Moonlit Journey
A verse invites a dream voyage under a silver moon. It charms with carefree tone and lines praising effortless travel where no customs wait for the traveler.
Driving It Home story narration at party rib tickler
Mrs Dorkins recalls Mr Throggins story told at a party described as funny by both Mr and Mrs Dorkins. The husband notes a rib giving nudge at the supposed punchline and confirms the tale’s humor.
Footman or Deputy Marshal Stirs Talk in Car Scene
In Harper's Weekly dialogue, Little Binks denies Harlow is hard up while teasing a deputy marshal riding with him, sparking Jinkinson’s derisive reaction. The exchange hinges on a car scene where a so called footman is revealed to be more than a servant.
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Harlow
Little Binks
Jinkinson
Harper’s Weekly
A Remark About a Dog Not a Judge
Smith praises a person as a potential bench ornament but clarifies he meant the dog for the show rather than the man. Wegg and Jones note the misunderstanding and acknowledge the compliment’s misdirection.
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Smith
Wegg
Jones
Defeated Runner Complains of Narrow Victory
A foot race ends with banter over distance as the loser concedes fair play while the winner claims a close finish. The referee is forced to intervene to restore order after the dispute over a nose versus a half yard margin.
Inquisitive Traveler and Westerner Share a Pause
A bemused traveler asks about locusts and their visits. The Westerner replies that intervals are about five to six years. The traveler apologizes for the ramble, and the captain confesses his own wandering thoughts.
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Cap'n
Nothing to back it Miss Millions and Mr Noah Rocks
Dialogue presents contrasting confidence topics with a witty exchange about self belief and a map criticizing earnings. The humor hinges on personified figures Miss Millions and Mr Noah Rocks debating value and self assurance.
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Noah
Elusive War Scare Traveled Lands and Seas
A poem traces a spiking war scare across lands and seas, noting it never lingers in one place until it is identified.
International Game Sparks Cross Border Banter
Parry notes Mexico players pushing the edge of fair play as Garrick warns that such sloppy style could provoke Umpire Sam into calling two balls on them.
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Parry
Bush League
Mexico
Garrick
Sam
Cultivating Cacao in Santo Domingo
W. E. Pulliam notes cacao has long been grown in the Dominican Republic but lacks systematic cultivation. Improvements by Swiss and French operators in Leibo and Sabana de la Mar raise quality and prices, with Santo Domingo near New York aiding freight. Land along the Yuna River offers good cacao soil, while native labor remains inexpensive.
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Santo Domingo
Venezuela
Dominican Republic
New York
West Indies
Cibao
Leibo
Higuey
Sabana de la Mar
Samana Bay
Yuna
Sanchez
Sao Thome
Africa
United States
Germany
France
Republic
W. E. Pulliam
Farmer Chases Escaped Pig in Round-the-World Race
A farmer pursues a runaway pig along the highroad while a neighbor in a buggy laughs. The exchange turns into a mock round-the-world race joke, with banter about catching the pig and taking a train to curb the chase. The farmer remains good natured and witty.
Midgets Block Weathervane At Lurgan Church
A steeplejack inspecting the non functioning weathervane at Lurgan parish church County Armagh finds it blocked by a multitude of dead midgets causing the device to fail to operate.
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Lurgan
County Armagh
Ireland
Taking No Chances In A Lone Robberies Quote
A prisoner jokes about preferring solo thefts to avoid a potentially dishonest partner. The exchange echoes a court or police interview tone with a wry remark on trust and betrayal.
Western Canada Beyond the Pioneer Stage
Article from The New York Commercial discusses Western Canada as a future farming hub. It notes land values from 8 to 18 dollars per acre, with forecasted rises to 30 or more within two years, and highlights grain, mixed farming, and livestock potential along rail lines. It praises water, soil fertility, and compares favorably to the American corn belt, emphasizing education and social opportunities for new settlers.
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New York
Canada
Department of the Interior
Ottawa
United States
New York Commercial
Grand Trunk Pacific
Canadian Northern
Canadian Pacific
Empire
Imperial Dominions
Winnipeg
Saskatoon
Edmonton
Western
Few novels written for thinking people says author
The author notes most novels are crafted for women’s entertainment rather than thoughtful readers, suggesting a misalignment between literary aims and reader expectations. The remark highlights a perceived gendered division in literary audiences.
Eye Salve Tubes Claim Prevents Infections
Eye salve in azptic tubes advertised to prevent infections for all eye illnesses. Claims no morphine and urges druggists to stock a new 25 cent size. Each package supposedly includes a valuable eye book.
Imagination’s Reach Beyond a Man's Path
An enigmatic line reflects on the limit of a man’s journey when imagination roams freely. It contemplates how mental exploration can outpace physical movement and shape inner horizons.
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