Witty weather notes from the Choteau Acantha page
A compact collection of humorous observations on fashion, weather, and society from the Choteau Acantha. The snippets touch on China, coal trade, typewriters, Christmas, and a series of quips about judges and aging.
Connecticut Farmer Finds Gold Nugget in Chicken Crop
A Connecticut farmer discovers a lump of gold in a chicken’s crop. The nugget reportedly equals the value of a fresh dozen eggs, highlighting an astonishing poultry surprise.
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Connecticut
Campaign cigars exempt from New York weapon carriage ban
The decision states that campaign cigars are not included in New Yorks new law prohibiting the carriage of deadly weapons. The ruling clarifies that campaign items remain allowed while other weapons remain restricted.
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New York
Medicine Hat Resumes Service With Weather Delivery Promise
The city named Medicine Hat resumes operations and offers to forward all forms of disagreeable weather to any address upon prepaid charges. The bold service model positions the city as delivering weather as a commodity, with upfront payment required before dispatch.
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Medicine Hat
Smugglers Caught with Glass Eyes Blamed for Crime
Report notes smugglers in New York seized $1,000 worth of glass eyes, deemed unaware of their wrongdoing. Street car conductors will announce street names through horns to avoid door openings, a plan that may spread next.
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New York
American aviator dies leaping into English Channel
An American airman died by his own action when he jumped into the English Channel. The incident is being investigated, with officials seeking to determine motive and circumstances surrounding the tragedy.
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English Channel
Newcastle
Noise fishing claim spurs debate among anglers
A Harvard professor suggests noise may attract fish while most anglers keep their noise-scented tactics quiet until after returning from trips. The remark highlights a clash between experimental ideas and traditional fishing practice.
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Harvard
Toronto businessman and his eighty year old stenographer
From the wife’s view in a Toronto context the eighty year old stenographer is deemed appropriate for a business man. The remark reflects social norms about age and work roles within that era.
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Toronto
Connecticut cab horse commits suicide after accident
A cab horse in Connecticut, after being struck by an automobile, became despondent and deliberately took its own life, apparently believing fate was rubbing it in.
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Connecticut
Opium Prices Drop Following Chinese Revolution
The text notes a price drop in opium tied to the Chinese revolution and comments on why war correspondents are killing thousands daily, implying a connection between upheaval and wartime casualties.
Eastern widow seeks sixth husband amid funeral ritual
An eastern woman plans to wed again despite burying five spouses. Reports say the organist is asked to play a funeral match during the wedding, highlighting a morbid twist to the union.
Guides Shot by Mistake on Opening Day in New Jersey
Two guides were shot by mistake on the opening day of the hunting season in New Jersey. The incident highlights a curious aspect of civilization where men still aspire to be guides.
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New Jersey
Mule Ambition Ends in Tragic Whiskey Fatality in New Jersey
A mule in New Jersey reportedly drank a gallon of whisky and kicked itself to death, an action described with wry humor as a rare instance of animal penitence.
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New Jersey
General Sherman on War versus Statisticians Note
A statistician cites 536000 annual workman deaths or injuries in this country and juxtaposes with a famous General Sherman remark on war. The quote question invites reflection on war’s human cost and practical priorities.
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General Sherman
Connecticut School Teaches Boys Cooking Skills Labeling Girls Brickwork
A Connecticut school assigns boy pupils to learn cooking while girls are taught bricklaying or carrying heavy loads, reflecting early gender role training in the curriculum.
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Connecticut
Radical New York School Lets Children Learn by Choice
In New York City at 104 East Twelfth Street the Francesco Ferrer association opened a school with no fixed hours lessons or exams. Pupils choose work or play, guided by Mr. Coryell and Mrs. Coryell, with Bayard Boyesen directing. Sessions focus on curiosity driven learning rather than grades.
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York
New York City
East Twelfth Street
Francesco Ferrer
Mr. Coryell
Little Inquirer
Russia
Italy
America
Herbert Spencer
Froebel
Dr. Saleeby
England
Dunces
Harvard
Coryell
Ferrer School
Donald Smith Lord Strathcona the Remarkable Canadian
Ottawa notes a portrait of Donald A. Smith later Lord Strathcona. From immigrant to Hudson Bay Company trader to governor, he forged Canada’s northward reach. His political shifts and service in London as high commissioner, Boer War leadership, and famed “Uncle Donald” regard mark a remarkable life at age ninety one.
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Ottawa
Canada
Donald Smith
Smith
Lord Strathcona
Hudson Bay Company
Canadian North
Labrador
Montreal
Northland
Donald A. Smith
Macdonald
House of Commons
London
George V
Edward
Alexandra
Donald
Western Canada farmer wins world's prize for wheat
Canadian farmer Seager Wheeler of Rosthern Saskatchewan won the Marquis wheat prize of 100 pounds for the best wheat on the American continent at the New York Land Show. Wheeler, an English immigrant and Rosthern pioneer, runs an experimental farm and emphasizes clean seed. Alberta showcased strongly at the Dry Farming Congress, winning numerous prizes and the grand sweepstakes cup.
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Thomas Shaughnessy
Canadian Pacific Railway
New York
America
United States
Canada
Nho
Seager Wheeler
Rosthern
Saskatchewan
Marquis
Wheeler
Regina
Columbus
Messrs
Hill
British Columbia
Asahel Smith
Colorado Springs
Lethbridge
Alberta
Mr. Hotchkiss
Edmonton Bulletin
Empress Hotel
Olin
Duncan Marshall
Hippodrome Wagering In Buenos Aires Reaches Millions
The Buenos Aires Hippodrome owned by the Buenos Aires Jockey Club earns vast revenue from horse racing. Argentinians are described as avid gamblers wagering large sums, with municipal statistics showing 25 800 000 in American gold wagered last year, averaging 50 Argentine dollars per resident. The jockey club takes ten percent of all bets plus entrance and seat fees.
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Hippodrome
Buenos Aires
Jockey Club
Travel
Bibliophile’s Morning Dash for a 360 Mile Prize
A tale from Curiosites Litteraires recalls a Bordeaux friend who spots a Paris catalogue treasure and races to Paris by morning express. He arrives in dressing gown and slippers after a 360 mile dash, only to learn the clerk mistook his street for Bordeaux.
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Charles Monselet
Curiosites Litteraires
Bordeaux
Paris
Fellows in Distress At New York Grammar School
A diligent New York grammar school principal notices a pupil marching out sobbing and alone. Asked why the boy cries he says he has no partner. The principal replies with a practical consolation urging the boy to shake.
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New York
Loud Talk Proves Naive Opinions in Public
A saying notes that when two men speak loudly beyond the block, their conversation reveals a lack of knowledge about the subject. The adage implies noise does not equal expertise.
Dr. Pierce Pellets Promise Easy Stomach Invigoration
An old advertisement touts Dr. Pierce's Pellets as small sugar coated treats that regulate and invigorate the stomach liver and bowels and claim relief from constipation.
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Dr. Pierce
And a Kiss in the Dark Sparks Electric Romance
A poetic line hints at a moment of intimate connection described as an electric spark. The sentiment centers on a kiss occurring in a shadowed setting, conveying sudden attraction and mood. No named people or places are given.
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