Charity and Reform discussed with a sharp wit
A collection of satirical observations on charity, honesty, fashion, and social trends. The piece notes spontaneous charity, moral pretenses, and odd incidents from Chicago and New York. It mentions a back comb explosion, a Servian cabinet brief existence, and crime against chorus girls. It ends with a Kentucky man who paid debts before suicide.
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Kentucky
Hair Lock Sale Sparks Flattery Over Andrew Carnegie
A remark on the high price of fame notes a lock of Thackeray’s hair selling for 16.50 and suggests that borrowing 1,250,000 on a name would flatter a possible Andrew Carnegie figure. The quip contrasts personal keepsakes with immense public wealth and influence.
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Thackeray
Andrew Carnegie
New York Yacht Club Members Linked to Market Activity
Mr. Lawson hopes no NYYC members were caught in the stock market this week. The Bidwells pursue a $5,000,000 operation tied to the Bank of England and hold the record by a small margin.
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Bidwells
Bank of England
King Peter of Servia backs arbitration stance
King Peter of Servia declares support for arbitration, a position likely widely welcomed given the prevailing interest in peaceful settlement of disputes. The statement signals a push toward diplomatic resolution under international mediation.
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Peter of
Servia
Peter
Social perception risks for kleptomaniac victims
A cautionary note urges victims of kleptomania to maintain a strong social standing to avoid being mistaken for shoplifters and facing improper treatment. The statement highlights social bias and misjudgment in public spaces.
Hair Growth Wish Reframed as Wise Hair Loss Pun
A humorous remark contemplates the plight of a bald man desiring hair growth. It suggests any new crop of hair would tempt others to joke that the man is wearing a wis, a playful pun on “wis” as a wig.
Fence Plan Prompts Losses for Lawson and Greene
A satirical note suggests Thomas W. Lawson and Col. Greene could recover their losses if they built a personal fence and charged admission. The remark implies a private enclosure as a humorous remedy.
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Thomas W. Lawson
Col. Greene
Motor Corps For German Army Seen Invincible In War
A corps of motorists is planned for the German army. Judging from the record already established by motorists, they ought to be invincible in warfare.
Wealthy American Girl Sparks Aristocrat Quest
A witty quip notes that when a rich American girl resolves to acquire guineas from society, an earl duke or marquis inevitably appears in the scene.
Women Easier to Wake but Hard to Quiet Suspicions
The St Louis Globe Democrat notes women are easier to wake than men yet harder to silence their suspicions, a tongue in cheek remark reflecting social gender dynamics.
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The
St. Louis Globe Democrat
Reading Washington’s 1.18 Million Volumes Meant Lifetimes
A quip marks the vast congressional library collection of 1,179,713 printed works. The remark notes the monumental size and implies it would take multiple lifetimes to read through.
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Congressional Library
Washington
Roses Bloom in the Hothouse Not the Spring Flowers
Young men note that spring flowers lose charm for girls who now seek the roses cultivated in the hothouse. The contrast suggests changing tastes or social trends in courtship rituals.
Ambidextrious Society Promotes Double Handed Skill
In London a new Ambidextrious society aims to encourage equal use of both hands. The organization invites all pickpockets to join and practice balanced dexterity.
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London
Bell claims solve in aerial navigation
Professor Alexander Graham Bell asserts a solution to aerial navigation, though skepticism remains about the practicality and reliability of the achievement.
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Alexander Graham Bell
South America Sees No Revolutions This Summer
Dispatch notes no revolutions are taking place in South America currently. It is midsummer there and residents likely focus on staying cool.
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South America
Woman’s Influence in Affairs Baffles Men Since Adam
The writer quips that the puzzle of how women sway men spans ages from biblical Adam to modern times, noting the persistence of such influence in money matters and beyond. The tone is reflective and lightly humorous about gender dynamics.
Swan and cygnets on a sultry river scene
A vivid snapshot depicts a swan with its cygnets along a silver, reed-bordered shoreline. Dim trees, a bright summer sky, and a lingering haze frame a single moment of serene wildlife migration, unlikely to recur.
Tempered Justice in a Dark Wyoming Jury Room
In a Wyoming courtroom a jury of eleven struggles to convict Scotty Burrows for cattle rustling. Sam Calloway, cheerful amid gloom, resists the foreman Phil McMasters, prompting a brawl that ends with Calloway overpowering the supervisor and worsening doubts about the case.
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State of
Wyoming
Scotty Burrows
Sam Calloway
Sam
Jess
Calloway
Phil McMasters
Sammy
Bill
Scotty
Hank Lamotte
Hank
McMasters
Brimston Lake
Sammy An
Phil
Missoula
Scotty Brandin
Jury Finds Scotty Burrows Not Guilty After Silent Deliberation
In a tense jury room the panel keeps its deliberations secret while tabling a vote. The court finally returns a not guilty verdict for Scotty Burrows as his wife reacts with relief.
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Calloway
al Williams
McMasters
Scotty Burrows
Scotty
Stickled for Etiquette in Civil War War Game Tale
Regular army officers find volunteers lacking in military etiquette Major General Corbin recounts a tale at Manassas where a militia lieutenant failed to salute Gen Grant and staff. The lieutenant claimed lack of introduction after only a few days in camp.
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Corbin
Manassas
Grant
Gen. Grant
Collier’s
Not in a hundred years a woman's No ends hopes
A speaker recalls a long game of flirtation and repeated refusals by a woman who finally says Not in a hundred years. The narrator confesses his gullibility and the social ploys around love and consent. The piece frames a dated view of romance and persistence.
Whitman praised by English writers in a debate over his genius
The ablest English writers revive the Whitman controversy praising his intellect, versality, and philanthropy. The author recalls knowing Whitman for twelve years, serving as pallbearer at his grave, and notes Hawthorne Holmes Lowell and Arnold as warmer peers. Some skeptics doubt whether verse surpasses prose.
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England
Walt Whitman
America
Whitman
Hawthorne
Holmes
Lowell
George Arnold
Disappearance Case of Man From Pont Sara South Wales
A man vanished two and a half years ago near Pont Sara leaving a horse and cart with a boy in charge. A nationwide search found no trace. On November 25 he reappeared claiming sixty dollars owed as wages after having traveled to America.
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Pontsara
South Wales
America
Model Dairies and Their High Quality Milk Standards
The U S Department of Agriculture explains model dairies produce clean wholesome milk with strict sanitation. Cows are healthy examined by veterinarians and kept in clean lighted facilities. Milk is cooled promptly and protected from contamination. Public demand and price influence adoption of these practices.
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Dept. of Agri
Temperature of Stables and Winter Cow Comfort
The article discusses the contested ideal stable temperature for dairy cows in winter, noting English researchers favor 55 to 60 degrees. It highlights breed differences, with beef admixture reducing heat loss and dairy cows shivering at barn doors. It concludes that each farmer must determine the right temperature for their stock.
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Jerseys
Guernseys
Avyrshires
Feeding Area of Roots and Depth of Penetration
The main feeding of plant roots occurs near the surface though deep roots extend to four feet. Deep roots feed little compared with surface roots. Most roots for crimson clover stay within eight inches, with only about eight percent in the next four inches.
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