Witty miscellany from the Choteau Acantha column
A collage of quips and light squibs notes social trends and curiosities. It mentions censorship in factories, aviation guns, cold weather prophets, a California woman jury, a live mouse meal in York Pennsylvania, multilingual marriage proposals, Dr. Wiley on cooking, and a bearded hairless Chicago man.
Clergyman Says Businessmen Cannot Be Honest
A Philadelphia clergyman asserts no business man can be wholly honest and warns that not all sermons from pulpits carry gospel truth.
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Philadelphia
New Hampshire Manufacturer Marries Book Keeper
A New Hampshire manufacturer of seventy seven has married a girl book keeper, so his estate will be straightened up properly.
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New Hampshire
Boxing popularity wanes push boxers to consider China
The article warns that diminishing boxing interest may force local boxers to seek opportunities in China. It notes a troubled figure who, after a rest, now drags a gun through bushes, implying unrest and tension surrounding the sport.
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China
Andover Professor Jests On Harvard Manners At Play
An Andover professor quips that Harvard men sit up while praying and asks how he would react if they sat up to play cards. He jokes about predicting the earth stopping its rotation in 5321 and challenges a bet on the unlikely outcome.
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Andover
Harvard
Chicago Streets Might Get Easy Names
A plan proposes renaming Chicago streets to simpler forms but conductors will still struggle with pronunciation. A Chinese emperor is described as a minor seller whose writing hints at future fortune from the top six markets.
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Chicago
Connecticut grave digger turns eighty five digs his own grave
An eighty five year old Connecticut grave digger celebrated his birthday by digging his own grave prompting remarks that some people have queer ideas of amusement.
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Connecticut
Mystery Hints at Chinese Emperor and Rapid Travel Plan
A cryptic note suggests the Chinese emperor favors a swift conveyance project, possibly an aero plane, though details remain undisclosed. The guess points to a high level interest in rapid locomotion.
Massachusetts Youth Reaches Twenty One Without a Kiss
A Massachusetts youth who has reached twenty one without kissing a girl is described as virtuous yet suggests his early education may have been neglected. The remark frames a local moral standard and highlights social expectations for young men in the period.
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Massachusetts
Earth Habitable 10 Million Years Prompts Mars Lease Relief
A scientist states the planet will remain hospitable for ten million years, easing worries for people who had planned to lease apartments on Mars. This declaration may encourage continued investment in space colonization and long term exploration.
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Mars
Burglar Steals Five Poetry Volumes in New York Home
A burglar entered a New York residence and stole five volumes of poetry. Police have not released suspect details or motive. The theft occurred recently as the homeowner reports the loss and urges any witnesses to contact authorities.
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New York
Mona Lisa
Lowel Courier Letter Critiques German Tourists Remarks
A reader in the Lowel Courier argues that a writer earned trouble for alleging Germans abroad are “too often unmitigated evme.” The letter suggests Americans abroad should avoid condemning any travelers from another nation, urging restraint.
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Lowel Courier
Europe
Newport Elopers Make Modest Home in Village Cottage
The New York World recounts the Newport elopement of John Edward Paul Geraghty and Miss Elsie French Vanderbilt kin Amos Tuck French. The couple moved from the Cliffs to a sunny Everett Street cottage, sharing chores and enjoying a simple, modern home away from Newport society glare.
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Kay Street
Newport Reading Room
Amos Tuck French
Elsie French Vanderbilt
Everett Street
New York
Mr. Geraghty
Geraghtys
Tuck
Eden
Tuxedo
Newport
Amos Tuck Frenches
Geraghty
French
Newport Society
Newpat
Geraghy
Edith Geraghty
Hackman
Thames Street
Bellevue Avenue
Building Advice From William A. Radford Free For Readers
William A. Radford offers free expert guidance on all building topics to newspaper readers. He outlines a popular compact two story 25 by 38 foot house design, notes improper room proportions harm livability, favors a smaller kitchen to save labor, and reflects on long-ago homemaking tasks.
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William A. Radford
West Jackson Boulevard
Chicago
Middle West
From Box Kitchens to a $2000 Six Room House
A comparison of old and modern kitchens shows the efficiency of small box kitchens for feeding large crews, with a nine by eleven foot six design and pantry access. A separate wedding tale in Silvermine, Conn describes a locksmith and blacksmith aiding Miss Mabel Stevenson and George Worden when a dog collar lock malfunctioned, forcing a last minute town trip for the ceremony.
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Miss Mabel Stevenson
George Worden
Silvermine
Norwich
Conn
Miss Stevenson
Howard Aiken
Mr. Aiken
Mr. Worden
Mind of Joseph Pulitzer ascribed clear expression and oratory talent
James Barnes in Collier's Weekly notes Pulitzer’s precise diction and construction. He would have excelled as lecturer or lawyer, with journalism and politics shaping but not limiting his exacting craft. His secretaries learned to prepare, rehearse, and prune every article he read for study.
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O'Connell
New England
Samuel A. Green
John Louis Lefebre de Cheverus
Bordeaux
Boston
John Quincy Adams
Dr. Channing
Cheverus
Hartford Courant
Joseph Pulitzer
James Barnes
Collier's Weekly
His Staying Powers
A humorous exchange hints at a father’s long time cough. A son Jerry questions lung health while the father is described as still capable of a loud cough after 37 years, implying resilience despite a chronic issue.
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Jerry
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