Benevolent Assimilation and Modern Matrimony Jokes
Chipley Florida February 24 1900 The Daily Breeze notes Chautauqua season and praises Bro Storrs energy The piece mocks Benevolent Assimilation as whiskey injections after a Philippines report by ex chaplain Well It also mentions Comptroller Reynosts 1890 finance report A Memphis woman married a man in Winfield by long distance phone paid $800 then hunted him, noting the perils of space in matrimony.
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New Life Pills Promise Quick Relief for Headaches
An old period ad touts Dr. King’s New Life Pills as a cure for sick and nervous headaches, claiming they purify blood, improve health, and are easy to take with a money back guarantee if not cured. The snippet blends ads with brief local commentary on hog farming reputations and political notes.
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W. L. Farrior
Clark
Robbed the Grave By Electric Bitters Prompt Recovery
Philadelphia man John Oliver narrates a startling recovery after illness left him yellow and weak. Three doctors gave him up, but after three weeks of Electric Bitters his health returned and he credits the tonic with saving his life. sold at W. L. Farrior's drug store.
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John Oliver
Philadelphia
Socmuar
W. L. Farrior
Alachua County urged to lead on good roads
The Gainesville Sun urges fast action on highway improvements statewide, arguing better roads boost prosperity and farmers benefits. It emphasizes Alachua County should be among the first to secure first class roads and that investment in roads serves all interests.
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Florida
Alachua County
Gainesville
Myers Backed for Governor by Tallahassee Paper
The Tallahassee Talichsasseean endorses Fred T. Myers for the Democratic gubernatorial nomination. Citing eight years in the state Senate and a past Senate presidency, the endorsement praises his qualifications and vows campaigns run on legitimate, honorable principles without chicanery, hoping for Myers’s nomination and victory.
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Ths
Fred T. Myers
Fred Myers
Senate
Tallahasseean
Mr. Myers
Myers
Metropolis
Government debt rule prompts employee dismissal
A bill in Congress proposes dismissing government workers who fail to pay debts for necessities incurred during service. If a judgment is served and debts remain unpaid, employees may be discharged within twenty days unless they agree to 10 percent deductions on each payday. Metropolis notes growing adoption of such rules.
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Jacksonville
Metropolis
Our Own Treaty Spurs Anglo-Phobia Debate
The piece argues that anti-British sentiment over a treaty is misplaced since the proposed accord was crafted by the U S state department. It claims the treaty was prepared domestically and scrutinizes the political rhetoric surrounding its presentation to the senate.
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England
Senate
State Department
United States Britain in treaty stalemate over Nicaragua canal
The article argues the treaty should be ratified as offered and blames U S officials for any fault in policy. It notes critics want amendments to ban fortifications and warns altering the text would derail the canal project. The piece cites Frelinghuysen Blaine and McKinley era positions and reflects press opinion in journals.
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Honduras
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Blaine
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Editor's Ills Healed by Arnica Salve, Seneca News
F M Higgins editor of the Seneca Illinois News suffered years of piles. He reports Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured him in two boxes with prompt relief and calls it the best salve. Sold for 25 cents with a satisfaction guarantee.
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F. M. Higgins
Seneca
Bucklen
Arrior
Printing Office Etiquette For Entering The Press
A humorous set of rules for would be newspaper patrons entering the printing office. It prescribes raps or forced entry to speak with the editor and paying a ten dollar bill as a greeting to receive a receipt for a discharged obligation. It frames the exchange in a playful mock formal tone.
Royal Cure Ends Cough for Philadelphia Woman
Annie E Springer of 112% Howard Street Philadelphia found Dr King’s New Discovery for consumption cured her years long hacking cough. She reported the medicine removed chest pain and enabled her to sleep soundly after other remedies failed.
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Annie E Springer
Howard St
Philadelphia
Dr. King
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