Puzzle and Jokes Mix With Quips and Quaint Trivia
A collage of brief humorous vignettes contrasts domestic woes with cheeky wordplay and antiquarian notes. It mentions a Dorchester amphitheatre ruins, Mexico officials with a playful exchange, a misread cricket club, and a new telegraph link near Fort George.
Marry Young Advocates Early Marriage by Cleric
The Rev H Grundy urges marriages for morality and society, praising early matrimony while warning against improvident unions. He argues parents should foster suitable matches, train daughters in domestic skills, and warns against delaying marriage due to wealth or status.
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Treating Fabrics and Gloves for Freshness in Warm Weather
Practical guide for maintaining cleanliness and color in clothing. It covers making a soap jelly for washing, using salt to revive blues, alum to preserve greens, ox gall for greys and browns, hay water to guard against tanning, and methods to dry gloves and veils without damage.
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Holland
Hidden Calls and Bridge Confusion in Domestic Tale
A woman confronts a husband about daily phone calls from the office boy while she arranges things at home. She explains she ignores the voice due to being busy with daily bridge games and having the cook answer the telephone.
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Bridge
Fresh Air Fund Gift and New Railway Survey Update
A $100 cheque is reported to have been sent to the Fresh Air Fund. A fifth survey party from the Pacific Great Western Railway, led by Chief Engineer Callaghan, consists of 18 men and operates southwest of Lilloet, with actions to the Northwest.
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Not for Him Jones I hire you to speak to that lady
The passage presents a tense exchange with a man forbidding another from addressing a woman, claiming possession of his wife. It mentions Miss Belle giving Jones clothing, and an odd sequence of events described as a mitten followed by a sack. The dialogue then shifts to a remark about cognitive bias and rigid self view.
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Farewell moves in Grand Trunk staff changes
The Grand Trunk Railway reorganizes with E Farrington becoming chief clerk and secretary to J P Kirkpatrick at Regina. He departs with McRoy Deliste, a Board of Railway Commissioners clerk, to join the Grand Trunk Pacific office.
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Thirteen Years Unlucky Number for Dakota Woman
A South Dakota woman recounts relief from thirteen years of coffee addiction using Postum. She claims caffeine caused nervousness stomach liver and heart issues. Within two weeks of switching she reports clearer thinking better sleep and improved health.
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Mixed metaphor critique from a Penn English professor
A University of Pennsylvania English professor ridicules Sir Ellis Ashmead Bart lett for a famed mixed metaphor. The critic cites Bart lett’s letter to the London Times claiming the Powers in China act as a derisive screen that flatters a deaf ear and masks ministerial inaction while serving as a lever against policy.
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Teacher Recovers From Barber's Itch Through Unlikely Pup Remedies
A teacher describes curing barber's itch with a home remedy involving his dogs. He claims skin cleared after applying a mixture of soothing agents to affected areas on the body and observing rapid relief among his animals.
Dr Chase Ointment advertised for Barber's Itch cure
The ad promotes Dr Chase's Ointment as a cure for Barber's Itch or Ringworm, claiming success through testimonials from Mr Chase Poirier and others. It emphasizes relief, skin softness, and wide availability at dealers in Edmonson Bates Co Toronto and similar outlets, with further lines touting Liniment and Pills.
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Mocha Myth Debunks Old Coffee Geography
Testimony in Judge Landis's Chicago court asserts Mocha coffee is two centuries old in myth. The piece notes the last local Mocha shipment vanished long ago and describes Mocha as a trade name rather than a geographic designation.
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Chicago
Aden
Crude humor in schoolroom and home life
A series of comic vignettes shows Mrs. Matin leaving mid argument to boil a lobster, a child asking to drown a worm, and a pupil confessing an accidental muffled laugh. The teacher confronts the rudeness and the boy explains a hidden elbow hole caused the giggle.
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Visionary plan outlined for Millennium in Belfast
A Belfast report notes a proposed broadening of a millennium project spearheaded by W M and Olbey. Details remain unclear as officials consider wider range and potential implications for the city and stakeholders.
A Stick for a Hump Swing and Posture
A physician cites a walking stick as a cure for slouching. Carrying a stick length to hip promotes back expansion and proper posture, while hands in pockets and short sticks worsen shoulder alignment and slouching.
First Professional Performance For Clarice and Wauiece
Clarice and Wauiece discuss an engagement after a prior proposal, framing the earlier moment as a trial run and presenting the current shows as their first professional collaboration.
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Wauiece
Fe coaxed her one morning to fly
A fragment from the Chicago Record-Herald describes a morning plea that led to a fall from the sky with a reply of pain, leaving observers stunned by the tragedy and its impact on the speaker.
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Chicago Record-Herald
Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria
A fragment notes a claim about Minard's Liniment curing diphtheria and mentions Governor Wilson traveling to Seagirt to visit a relative named Gert. The text is fragmentary and lacks verifiable details or context.
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Missed typo leads to house rumor about noises
A Richmond woman jokes about a color cook breaking many items including the porch thermometer. The mistress quips about weather and the maid agrees, turning a simple accident into a humorous domestic moment.
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Richmond
Living cheaper in Europe demands humane living standards
A European correspondent notes that while some costs have fallen, the idea that Europe is cheaper than America is not a matter of economics but human conditions. He observes cages as an indicator of hardship and argues prices do not capture true living costs.
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New York Evening Post
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America
Agnerian
Frosty debate over cold proves nothing to Scottish chill
An American and a Scot discuss frost anger in northern Scotland. They recall a sheep frozen mid jump, comparing coldness levels. The American cites gravity, while the Scot insists the cold remains beyond ordinary bounds.
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Queenstown Ireland once known as The Cove of Cork
Fragmentary notes describe Queenstown in Ireland historically called The Cove of Cork and reference Queen Victoria’s visit in 1849. The text also includes jumbled remarks about a person named Jones and peculiar habits, but lacks clear coherent facts.
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Cove of
Cork
Queen Victoria
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