Reflections of a Bachelor in Odd Aphorisms
A collection of witty lines on gender roles and manners. The musings mock courtship, marriage, and politics with humorous quips about men and women, frugality, and social pretensions.
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Newspaper
Cheyenne State Leader
Location
Cheyenne, Wyoming, United States of America
Date
Feb 01, 1913
Page
4
A collection of witty lines on gender roles and manners. The musings mock courtship, marriage, and politics with humorous quips about men and women, frugality, and social pretensions.
Last week’s wob show featured strong Hereford and Angus bids. Hereford bull sold for 1250 dollars to A A Cook of Helena. junior Hereford to G A Tow of Norway. buyers from Kanes Nebraska Texas Utah California. Reserve Angus calves at 12 50 per cwt to A W Bragg of Illinois. Grand champion two year feeder to Ohio at 9 40. Nebraska Hereford feeders bought by Frank Marshall of Illinois at 12 25 per cwt. Grand roundup 600 cars of feeders averaged 2000 per car.
The article argues for a government backed system to provide producers, especially farmers, with ready credit to market crops without losing value to middlemen. It critiques bankers and brokers, urges legislators to aid the producer, and critiques Sherman law evasions. It envisions safe profitable lending benefiting borrowers and lenders.
A wary look at a Wall Street syndicate that raised 10 million dollars for California Petroleum, using secret broker manipulation to fake a rising market. The piece contrasts factory workers earning average wages with the syndicate managers who profited from shell games, and notes probing by the Pujo committee into bank officers linked to the scheme.
Senator Francia F. E. Warren is reported as re elected by the Wyoming legislature amid protests from journals. The piece defends him against alleged unfair attacks and criticizes Collier's Weekly for questioning his public building record.
The Salt Lake Herald notes Sen Warren and Rep Smoot defend Utah's place in national matters as the commonwealth earns attention for its hub status, urging readers to recognize their full duty to the state.
A Cheyenne report states Mr. Montgomery was sick four days, then sat up. He claims Warren’s return to the Senate shapes local politics. Speaker Pratt sold his Powell store amid rumors of Warren’s influence, and Montgomery says the Lincoln county contest case before Washington is rotten.
The Chicago Tribune argues Wyoming may return Warren to the Senate but demands he clear himself of slave charges before seating. It calls for a responsible majority to act, noting past reluctance and urging integrity whether Warren is innocent or guilty.
The piece reflects disappointment after a senatorial clash and notes Warren boosters focused on the primary vote instead of the election majority. It cites attacks by rival groups over colors and hints at broader political infighting within Philadelphia supporters.
A fragmented reminiscence recounts a hard life among herds, build virtual walls of labor camps, and the evolution from shepherd work to factory life. The speaker laments lost jobs and warns of shifting skills under industrial pressure, recalling education as a pivot to a machine dominated world.
A 1914 text contrasts easy drifting with the crowd against standing firm for right. It urges personal resolve when error appears and the mob chants. The piece uses maritime imagery to illustrate moral choice and independence from conformity.
The State Journal notes Dr Woods Hutchinson defends the modern ready made flaky pie as a versatile staple. He disputes the old myth of a single daily pie and endorses pies from apple to mince, served hot or cold, as fitting for the apartment era.
The New York World comments on the sentencing of Charles R. Hetke, secretary and treasurer of the sugar trust, to a short jail term and a small fine for public revenue frauds. It contrasts the light penalty for a salaried employee with the lack of action against wealthy corporate leaders who profited from the crimes.
A collection of aphorisms on genius, piety, capacity, mercy, envy, art, and the choice between dreaming and doing. Notable voices include Emerson Quintilian Ovid Max Beerbohm Telstoi and Richard Middleton. Each quote offers a compact moral or insight into human nature and life paths.
A dead mad dog arrived in Berkeley in a pear brown parcel post package labeled mad. Dr W A Sawyer of the state hygienic laboratory examined it. Postmaster Morrill said the shipment surpassed parcel post limits and ordered mad dogs, dead or alive, barred from mails. The package originated from Floriston where the dog had been shot.
The passage argues for a sensible unromantic male ideal, valuing good temper in a woman over glamour. It suggests women appear mysterious yet should restrain emotion, and notes appreciation fuels attraction.
In Atramboat Springs Colorado 12 year old Keyd Myers attempted a run down the steep 40 foot Weasels Hill. He fell after his slit snagged on underbrush and was hurled into the air. His right leg fractured in three places above the knee and he was taken home in critical condition by his playmates.
J C Hames of Marbury Alabama credits Chamberlains Cough Remedy as one of the best for colds and whooping cough. He says his family has used it and it works like a charm. For sale by all druggists.
A paragraph of admonition on cities saved by work not words, urging temperance and steady effort. The writer warns against hotheaded boasts and braying, comparing vanity to a troublesome train of thought and stressing steady labor over flashy rhetoric.
Fragmentary ad copy touts a remedy for a cold in one day and grip in two days. It urges readers to seek signature of BE. W. GROVE and references RHO. QUININE as part of the product claim.
A Cigionatl man seeks divorce after accusing his wife of stealing his dentures and misusing them. He declares I’m deed in a tongue in cheek toothy claim reflecting a domestic dispute.
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