Noisy Times Notes From Checotah Column
The Checotah column offers a satirical mix of fashion props and odd musings on Halley’s comet, pork prices, beef in London, and peculiar quips about living costs. It jests at lawyers fees, a Harvard professor’s cheap living claim, and daily sustenance while lampooning trivialities and current curiosities.
French aviators seek patent protection via courts
In Cleveland the meat abstainers notice pork prices rising to 10.10 dollars per hundred pounds as many people stop eating meat. The article notes aviators from France favor protecting Wright brothers patents through legal action, while abstainers need not worry about the higher prices.
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Wright Brothers
Cleveland
London scientist claims every child born with crime seed
A London scientist asserts all children carry criminal tendencies from birth with the most common being the instinct to secretly suck its thumb.
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London
A. London
New Yorker Claims Green Flag Behind Citizenship Bid
A New York resident seeking American citizenship after long residence asserted that the national flag is green. The writer urged a patriot to visit New York with the national colors to settle the dispute.
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New York
Soprano like Patti and Caruso jealous in Paris scene
A young American woman in Paris sings soprano like Patti and tenor to rival Caruso. In Kansas City an acrobat executes a complete double back somersault from the ground. Halley's comet moves closer within sight and sound.
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Paris
Patti
Caruso
Kansas City
Halley
Morocco and Morocco’s storm center in world politics
Uncle Sam’s big guns prove shells can penetrate reinforced concrete as used in coast fortifications. The broader issue is whether other navies can match this. Morocco’s volatile stance, with Spain’s war and Sultan’s affront to France, signals potential grave complications and a shift of regional tension from the Balkans to North Africa.
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Uncle Sam
Morocco
Spain
France
Balkan
Pound Keeper Objects To Killing Stray Cats
The pound keeper objects to a mandate to kill stray cats, arguing it would multiply his labors ninefold. He notes that several men, once wealthy and influential in finance but now incarcerated, are identified only by numbers in federal prisons, highlighting how the law treats such cases.
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Pound
Pri
Fragmented Fashion Notes and Oddities From Old Speech
A garbled snippet mentions fashion trends like paraffit and imported eggs, spring styles, and night riots at home in bed. References to Halley’s comet, Lake Michigan, and Paris London beef prices mix with quips about packers and stray cats, creating a collage of oddities and curiosities.
Riffing Phrases On Food, Weather And Society
A collection of wry observations on pork and beef prices telegraphy and poultry disease jokes about a cold wave a hen not a bird and a shift from hens to hogs. It notes Finland and Russia relations and mischief with tobacco and cement while predicting demand for undertakers as snow inches pile up in the Ohio valley.
Wiley frames cooking as fine art, not a hunger cure
Dr. Wiley argues that viewing cooking as fine art, like painting, does not mean a beefsteak image can satisfy a hungry man. He asserts the need for actual food, not culinary aesthetics, to quell real hunger.
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Dr. Wiley
Mars civilization and canal boats hint at slower transport
Mars may be in a high state of civilization, but a world that depends upon canal boats for transportation cannot be very up-to-date.
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Mars
The Atmosphere Clears in England Says Official
An esteemed contemporary notes that the atmosphere is clearing in England. He explains this means the fog lifting, signaling improved visibility and air conditions.
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England
Roosters and hat debate in a wartime economy
A humorous note contrasts roosters and hens, arguing roosters suit military use while a dependable hen lays the eggs that fund Hat purchases. The remark highlights a cheap, practical solution during a period of resource constraint.
Man Lives on 26 Cents a Day Claim
A brief line notes a claim that a man can survive on twenty six cents daily. The source provides no broader context or identifying details.
Governmental Weather Prophecies Stir Sleepless Citizens
Citizens report restless nights as distant meteorological forecasts influence daily routines and blanket choices. Officials claim accuracy but skeptics fear overreliance on long range weather pronouncements affecting public comfort and sleep patterns.
London scientist outlines child crime trends and root tendencies
A London scientist discusses child behavior and common criminal tendencies, noting the most prevalent pattern among youths and stressing the need for early intervention and understanding. The remarks emphasize social factors and preventative measures.
Young American Soprano Enchants Paris Audiences
A rising young American woman in Paris captivates with bright soprano performances. Her stylish shows draw local listeners and showcase developing vocal artistry amid the city’s glamorous concert scene.
Wisconsin Bans Common Cup on Trains and Schools
The article notes Wisconsin's move to ban shared drinking cups on trains and in schools as part of a broader effort to curb germs and improve public health. It emphasizes ongoing battles against harmful bacteria and the heightened urgency of infection control measures.
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Wisconsin
Wealthy Englishman Laid to Rest With Cricket Patronage
London Truth notes the recently deceased wealthy Englishman was a “useful patron of cricket” and comments that usefulness is scarce in this busy world. The remark hints at his social role and the era’s regard for cricket circles.
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London
Ike
Woman Resists Despair in Theatre Ambition Case
A young woman attempted self harm to avoid failure as an actress but survived. Observers note many aspiring performers endure setbacks yet press on, making a bold effort despite limited prospects in acting.
Predicted hardship as coal runs out and workers face winter
A correspondent warns that once coal is exhausted millions could freeze and starve. The writer suggests the displaced may migrate south and seek bananas for sustenance.
Marital Trend Cuts Female Talent at Telephone Co
The article notes that many women leave the telephone company after marriage to begin housekeeping, reducing the number of married female employees registered with the company and affecting public service perception.
Wealthy financiers in prison prove no dodge of penalties
The article argues that several former rich financiers now in federal prisons serve as proof that even those with vast resources cannot escape punishment. It notes that they are reduced to numbers, underscoring that wealth does not shield them from law.
Alaska Coal Wealth Outshines Gold Output
A recent expert estimate puts the gross value of coal to be mined in the Behring river district at 900 million dollars, suggesting coal wealth may surpass gold in Alaska.
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Alaska
Behring River District
Kansas City Preacher Divides Prayer Meeting by Gender
A Kansas City minister orders separate rooms for men and women during prayer meetings, believing men pray better alone. His effort may backfire if the large men’s room proves unnecessary or misused, suggesting a misjudgment in the arrangement.
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Kansas City
Cuba's New Government Pays Public Debt After Occupation
Cuba's new government reports that in the first fiscal year after the American occupation all expenses were met and 6 million dollars were paid on the public debt. The young republic earns credit for excellent management and the United States will sympathize with those who...
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Cuba
United States
Oklahoma Special Session Sets 160 Laws In 59 Days
Guthrie reports the Oklahoma legislature’s special session enacted 160 laws and resolutions in 59 days, with 77 emergency acts and 83 nonemergency acts. Most measures await governor approval or become effective after June 17, while one bill was returned unsigned. Various public works, tax, and administrative provisions are listed, including court town designations, maintenance funds, and state office authorizations.
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Guthrie
Oklahoma
Taylor
Congress
Dep Fork
Deep Fork
Fish and Game Warden's Department
Commissioner of Labor
Enid
Supreme Court
United States Geographical Board
Grand River
Payne-Aldrich
George O. Johnson
Ardmore
Chilocco
Muldrow
Sequoyah
Weleetka
Okfuskea
Durant Normal School
Russell
Alten
Pontotoc County
State School For the Deaf
Sulphur
Asylum For
Taft
Shattuck and
Gage
Elites County
Criminal Court of Appeals
Haakell
Tulsa ‘County
Arkansas River
Afton
Ottawa County
Mayes County
Oklahoma State School For the Blind
Cheyenne
Roger Mills
Board of Trustees of
Broken Arrow
District Agricultural School
Custer County
Giinton
Whittaker Orphan Home
Oklahoma State Orphan Home
Pryor Creek
Grand and Petit
Rofs
Thomas
Crek County
Boards of Excise Commissioners
Ada Normal School
State
Boys’ Training School
Pauls Valley
Wynnewood
National Guard
Tahlequah State Normal School
State Mining Board
McAlester Penitentiary
Corporation Commission
Oklahoma City
Oklahoma State Fair Association
Shawnee
Department of Charities and Corrections
Lund
Attorney General's Department
Soldant
State School Land Department
Illinois Canal
Cape Hatteras
Florida Ship Canal
McAlester
Vinita Insane Asylum
Code Commission
Boards of Equalization
Oklahoma Territory
Craig County
Weatherford Normal School
Durant Normal
Branch Preparatory School
Claremore
Bryan
Chickasha
Geary
Blaine County
Republican State Committee
Senator Depew Speech Draws Elder Aid Downstate
A fragmented report describes a young man joining older supporters to craft a political speech. He worked to align with party lines and garner backing, while a crowd listened as emphasis shifted toward a decisive line of policy.
Railroad Promoted Seeks Elk City Butler Route
A committee from Elk City calls for a conference with Butler representatives at Foss after Elk City seeks help to secure 41 miles of right of way and a 440000 bonus from the Wichita Falls and Northwestern Railroad. The aim is a northeasterly line toward Taloga, placing Butler in the direct path. A Commercial Club committee will oversee the matter.
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Elk City
Butler
Foss
George Ames
J. T. Frizzell
Wichita Falls and Northwestern Railroad
Taloga
Commercial Club
Seed for Boys' Corn Club Arrives in Ardmore
Fourteen seed corn packages reached Ardmore on Saturday for Carter County Boys Club members distribution. Banks and merchants of Ardmore add prize money on corn, and before the crop is raised the total premium will reach several hundred dollars.
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Ardmore
Carter County Boys’ Corn Clubs
Corp
Fragmentary reminiscence of a press backlash
The speaker recalls personal allusions that could be construed as obelous, describes waking unsettled, and notes the front page coverage of the meeting. He mentions his remarks about weed appearing in the final lines, while the rest of the account is scrambled and marked by nervousness.
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