Detached World Snippets From A Witty Column
A collage of curious, unnamed notes mentions Mascagni amid detec tives in New York, Prince Cupid’s full name Jonah K Kalanianaole, and Richard Mansfield in a private car. It also references shallow Lake Erie and the Flickertail Flicker newspaper. James J Hill and Leopold appear in speculative lines about power and escapades with blunt humor.
Clark’s theory mocked by scientists over living on $300
Professor Clark of Evanston argues a man can live on 300 dollars yearly and save money. Theorists counter with laziness as a disease tied to a microbe. The remark playfully asserts which microbe has the broadest influence.
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Prof. Clark
Evanston
Earth
Tennessee train robber receives 150 year sentence
A Tennessee man convicted of a train robbery was sentenced to 150 years in prison. Prosecutors highlighted the severity of the crime while the defendant could earn a potential reduction for good behavior, effectively offering a fifteen year rebate.
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Tennessee
Tiny watch screws claim a pound for 150000
A humorous note asserts that it takes 150 000 watch screws to make a pound and invites anyone doubting the claim to take a pound of screws aside to count them.
Ottoman Sultan Acknowledges Subjects Equal Under Law
The Turkish ruler declares all subjects equal in his view and warns he stands ready to cut down any who are not equal to enforce equality. He emphasizes authority and potential decisive action to maintain balance among his people.
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Turkey
Actress publishes letters claimed from Siam crown prince
A New York actress reveals amorous letters she says were written to her by the crown prince of Siam. She reports he forgot to request their destruction after she read them, prompting renewed attention to the historical exchange and its implications.
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New York
Crown Prince of
Siam
One Egged Man Could Be Nearly As Good As New
The court ruling suggests a man with one egg may regain near normal function using proper appliances. The judge’s pun hints at lighthearted reasoning amid the decision.
Retired New York Broker Amasses 6 Million in Six Years
A New York broker, aged 60, has earned six million dollars in six years and plans a lifelong vacation. The remark implies his gains come at others' expense, highlighting the moral tension of wealth accumulation.
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New York
No Breakfast Fad Attracts All Morning Eaters
The piece notes that the no breakfast trend may suit those who know the seal brown taste in the morning, but for others breakfast remains a pleasant and satisfying start to the day.
King Edward Plans Ireland Aid For Crowned Lineage
King Edward contemplates directing all realms toward his heirs while Ireland issue looms. Turbulent reports claim Turks torture Christians in Macedonia as international law debates endure. Lipton gears up for potential tough match with new American Cup defender named Eagle. A New York heavyweight, 98 pounds, allegedly bullied beefstock in a curious bout. Frugal families survive on six dollars weekly, keeping incomes below comfort.
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Thomas Lipton
Independent thinking to be taught in Chicago public schools
Chicago public schools will teach independent thinking to pupils. The comment contrasts it with independent spelling, while a Minnesota theft tale humorously suggests a railway magnate with a knack for stealing rail assets will improve with practice and steal a whole railroad.
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Chicago
Minnesota
Uncle Sam Criticized for Indian Education Spending
A critical note claims $240 million was spent by the government on educating Indians, yet the effort did not lead to a football championship victory.
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Sam
Morpusse Fiends In U S Said To Number 1 Million
A dubious claim circulates that one million mor pusse fiends exist in the United States though the figure may be a fraternity member’s dream.
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United States
Iowa News Highlights Wide Range of Local Incidents
Waldo Miller, missing cashier, may be in Oregon. A Gladbrook clerk fractured his jaw after a cellar fall. Iowa State College horticulture plans spraying tests next spring. Frank W. Bishop elected lieutenant colonel of the Fifty-fourth regiment. New evidence surfaced in Nathan Haworth case. Knife duel attempt ends with Palmer’s arrest. James Cordon dies suddenly near Scranton. Lewis Harvout donates $5,000 to Drake University. further gifts to oratory and a 1902 gift to be allocated. A jury awards Louisa Evans $4,000 in Iowa City suit. Parole records on insane hospital patients examined by Judge Kinne. Haze dies after being struck by a train near Pella. Express Messenger Hamilton injured at Cambridge. Des Moines dairy official H B. Haze resigns. P H Kieffer eyed as successor. City gas rate case lands in federal court. Tama recount petition filed. anti-saloon forces optimistic. Parkersburg post office robbery suspect Cooney Cotner captured. Reverend Monroe Drew found guilty. wife to file for divorce. Des Moines library building progress noted. Ruthven fire causes $15,000 damage. Jailer fire incident in Tama and Creston case involving morphine. Wright county recorder Miss Jennie Keith elected. Injuries in Centerville coal area. Burr Veach severely injured at Brazil. County editor memories of past Iowa journalists conclude column. A humorous anecdote about Iowa editors from 1877 voyage referenced.
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Frank W. Bishop
Muscatine
Fifty-fourth Regiment
N. G
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Newton
Nathan Haworth
West Point
J. R. Palmer
Palmer
James Cordon
Scranton
Lewis Harvout
Panora
Drake University
Denver
Harvout
University
College of Oratory
Louisa Evans
Iowa City
H. B. Haze
Marion County
Keokuk
Rock Island
Haze
Pella
Express
Tom J. Hamilton
Des Moines
Iowa Falls
Northern
Cambridge
H. J. Evans
Hartley
Evans
Wright
P. H. Kieffer
Strawberry Point
Kieffer
Iowa
United States Circuit Court
Southern District of
Citizen’s Railway and Light Company
Supreme Court
Tama
Toledo
Tama County
A. Yordy
Waterloo
Cooney Cottner
Parkersburg
Fle
Gamount Dog
Monroe Drew
Columbus Junction
Presbyterian Church
Sunday News
Associated Press
Pa la
W. P. Rosecrans
Ruthven
J. B. Large
J. F. Nolan
L. T. Barringer
J. F. Reeley
F. H. Tweed
T. Knudson
M. Anderson
Pat Cronin
Green
Cronin
Marshal Wilson
Board of Insane Commissioners
John van Wagimnen
Creston
van Wagnen
Jennie Keith
Des Moines Women’s Club
Des Moines Women's Press Club
Wright County
Keith
Burr Veach
Centerville
Hem
Montezuma Republican
Put-in-Bay
Niagara Falls
Burdette
Missouri
Bob Burdette
Funny Man
Burlington
Clarinda
A. B. Cummins
Ballington - Booth
L. M. Shaw
South Sea Islands
New York City
Mreth
Washington
Aguinaldo
Judge C P Holmes Dead Polk County Jurist Dies in Des Moines
Judge Calvin P. Holmes longtime Polk County district judge dies at 1:15 PM at his Des Moines home 914 Seventh Street after months of illness. He served 13 years on the Polk bench, authored Probate Practice, taught at Iowa College of Law, and was known for fairness. He leaves a wife Alice Crane Holmes and daughter Mable.
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Des Moines
Dee
Calvin P. Holmes
Polk County District Court
Seventh Street
Colorado
Madison County
New York
New Hampshire
Ohio
Holmes
Iowa
Jackson County
Maquoketa
Rich & Fletcher
Dewitt
Clinton County
Davis McCann
Anamosa
McCann & Holmes
W. H. Holmes
L. A. Crane
Judge Holmes
Middle West
Alice O. Crane
Venezuela Case Sent To The Hague For Arbitration
The Venezuelan dispute will be referred to The Hague Tribunal for adjudication. President Castro agrees to arbitration after cabinet approval with European powers, including Britain, consenting to the process. The Monroe Doctrine faces no anticipated embarrassment, while notes are prepared to detail the accord and any potential conditions or cash payments required.
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Washington
Roosevelt
Hague Tribunal
Root
Hay
London
Berlin
Rome
Caracas
Castro
Hague
United States
Great Britain
Venezuela
Stopping the Plague in Massachusetts Cattle
Dr. D E Salmon chief of the U S bureau of animal industry states two options for foot and mouth disease: mass slaughter to stamp out contagion or quarantine with uncertain duration. He warns delay costs tax revenue and prolongs quarantine. 1300 cattle slaughtered so far. with cooperation and public support the known infected herds should be killed within a week or ten days.
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Boston
D. E. Salmon
United States Bureau of Animal Industry
Massachusetts
Victory for Jews in Romanian Senate naturalization debate
In Bucharest on December 28 the Romanian senate discussed naturalization of foreigners. Minister Harat denied discrimination against Jews and urged equal enforcement of laws, asserting Romania must show tolerance while addressing myths about Jews. The decision supported Jewish naturalization.
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Senate
Bucharest
Roumania
Dows
M. Harat
Marconi Congratulated On Transatlantic Message Receipt
Sowing message by wireless telegraphy from Italy's Marconi reports his pleasure at Italy's scientific triumph. The cablegram from Vittorio Emanuele congratulates the成果 saying it is a new triumph for Italian science.
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Marconi
Lace Bay
Italy
Marcon
Vittoro Emantuelo
Congress debate on navy build and Cuba reciprocity shifts
Congress adjourns as Foraker presses state interests and defense funding, with naval expansion likely and gunboats and a hospital ship at stake. Beet sugar growers abandon Cuba reciprocity after public support shifts, Minnesota and Michigan retreat while California resists tariff cuts and California senators face national sentiment.
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Congress
Foraker
Ita
Navy
House
Naval
Fiey
Washington
Cuba
Michigan
Minnesota
California
Sugar Trust
West Indies
Trifornia
Senate
Archbishop Frederick Temple Dies After Illness
London mourns as Frederick Temple archbishop of Canterbury and primate of all England dies after a period of illness. He passed away peacefully in the presence of his two sons. The final collapse occurred around 6 o clock and he succumbed after a prolonged decline. His death marks the end of a vigorous period in church leadership.
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London
Frederick Temple
Canterbury
Chester
Austrian Shoemakers Blame High Prices On Demand
Austrian manufacturers argue price hikes for shoes stem from strong European demand and limited stocks. They claim U S refunds on raw materials encourage rising costs while European markets absorb orders, with concern over impact on the local shoe industry and supply.
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Vienna
United States
Shaw
New York
the Times
Sha
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