Witty miscellany on wars, ships and politics
A Chariton Democrat column riffs on current events and figures from war and politics. It cites Admiral Cotton, Admiral Yamamoto, Sir Thomas, and Prof Langley while noting battles in Venezuela, Manchuria, and a warning from a Texas revivalist. It mentions paying a young man $62.50 monthly for handling a $1.5 million business.
Quote on overstudy and insanity in scholarship
A terse adage notes that one scholar goes insane from overstudy while hundreds stay insane from understudy, highlighting the perils of excessive study versus insufficient effort. This reflects a cautionary view from a past era on scholarly discipline and mental strain.
If every girl who thinks she knows how to play the piano knew how to cook
A witty remark on skill misperception implying a shift in divorce lawyers if cooking rivaled piano talent, framed in a peppy old journalism tone.
Resignations Plague Spanish Cabinet Over Navy Policy
The members of the Spanish cabinet tendered their resignations amid differences of opinion over a minor issue the navy policy, reflecting tensions within the government over military matters.
Miss Million Weds in Kansas City May Bring Few Cars
Miss Million of St Joseph married in Kansas City last week. The groom should not expect to purchase many automobiles from the income of the union.
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St. Joseph
Kansas City
Explorer McMillan Drowns After Question on Blue Nile Navigability
Explorer McMillan sinks into the Blue Nile, ending his inquiry into whether the river is navigable. The incident halts further testing of the river’s clear passage and raises questions about safety along expeditions.
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McMillan
Blue Nile
In Brooklyn the auto mishap injures its own riders
In Brooklyn the occupants of the automobile were hurt in a mishap rather than by bystanders. The incident suggests cars can harm their own passengers, not just external parties.
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Brooklyn
Portuguese Army Plot Against King Recalled in Similar Case
Members of the Portuguese army have been plotting against their king. The remark suggests a parallel with the fate of officers who plotted against Alexander of Servia.
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Alexander of
Servia
Japan Seeks Manchuria Swap for Korea with Russia
The passage notes Japan’s apparent desire to exchange Manchuria to Russia in return for Korea. It argues neither side holds trading stock there, implying there is no obstacle to the swap.
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Japan
Manchuria
Russia
Korea
Eastern Society Men Adopt Silk Kimonos
Some of the eastern society men are wearing silk kimonos instead of lounging coats. One man declares they look perfectly sweet in them, too.
If Peter I of Servia Might Become a Target
The passage questions Peter I of Servia’s fate as a potential figurehead. It notes a troubling possibility he could become a target due to current expectations and political dynamics. The tone implies concern over his vulnerability within the evolving power structure.
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Peter I
Servia
Tesla Promises Dream Beyond Current Plans
A mysterious Tesla hints at an announcement that will surpass his wildest dreams, suggesting a breakthrough or discovery shaping the future. The exact nature remains undisclosed, fueling speculation about what lies beyond present ambitions.
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Tesla
Lipton Bets Shamrock II Aiming For Three Straight Cups
Sir Thomas Lipton declares Shamrock II will win three consecutive cup races by at least five minutes each barring accidents. The remark marks the first time Reliance is mentioned in such a context as an accident.
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Longevity Memo Notes Fatigue in Sedentary Elites
A memorandum notes that many scholars philosophers theologians scientists and statesmen living sedentary lives reach ninety or more while no professional artists are known to do so. The text contrasts longevity among learned and public individuals with artists.
Immigrant at Ellis Island Pays Telegraph Fare
A brief odd note describes an immigrant at Ellis Island who gave a telegrapher a $20 bill to cover sending a short message, with change received. It also mentions brass coda water checks learned and a new popular song with the line There’s Only One New York.
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Ellis Island
Cave
New York
G A R Badges in Waterloo Divide on Cummins Portrait
In Waterloo Iowa the first G A R badges for the San Francisco encampment arrived, bearing Governor Cummins likeness. Veterans split over wearing them with some refusing, while others support the portrait. A move to request badge designs without the governor's likeness is noted and letters to Department Commander Raymond are anticipated. The badges cost 50 cents and are selling widely.
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Iowa G. A. R
San Francisco
Cummins
Robert Anderson Post
Robert Anderson
Post
Department
Raymond
Newman
Widow Receives Large Civil War Pension Backpay
Des Moines reports a Davenport widow Jane Co R Cameron receives 2717.80 from the pension office for a Civil War pension tied to James Cameron of Company B Forty-ninth New York. The backpay covers January 1863 to 1899, with monthly rates varying from four to ten dollars. This is the second such check issued locally, finishing a long delay in awarding the pension.
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Des Moines
Jane Co. R. Cameron
Davenport
James Cameron
Forty-ninth New York Infantry
Sam
Cameron
Colfax Mineral Water Ad From Colfax Bottling Works
Colfax Bottling Works of Colfax Iowa advertises mineral water for all disorders of the liver kidneys and bowels. It invites readers to write for testimonials prices and other information.
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Colfax
Colfax Bottling Works
Iowa
Imnois
Colfax Betting Works
Foundry Destroyed in Algona Fire Ravages Landmark
Early Saturday fire in Algona destroyed a city landmark known as the old ark, a foundry building. Firefighters kept the blaze from spreading to surrounding structures, saving the moulding and carpenter shop. Loss estimated at $2000 with $1000 insured. The company plans to rebuild promptly. this was the sole foundry in the city.
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Algona
Gratitude of Indians Story of Street's Grave Honor
Professor L F Parker recounted an Iowa anecdote at Brooklyn Teachers Institute about General Street, an Indian agent loved by tribes. After his death, Indians offered land for his burial at Agency City. At treaty talks in 1842 Chief Keokuk insisted a square mile for Street’s grave be reserved, with $2,500 used from land purchase funds.
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Fire destroys Valeria elevator and twenty freight cars
Fire started in an empty box car on the Great Western tracks destroyed the Valeria elevator and twenty freight cars, causing about 20000 in losses. Telegraph wires burned, cutting off contact with other towns and delaying train service by about two hours. It is suspected that tramps smoking in the box car started the blaze. Six burned cars carried coal, one iron, one railroad ties. others were empty.
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Valeria
Great Western
Skull Cleaved by Axe in Creek Kiowa Clash
Council Bluffs reports a melee between Piuse Print and Ed Campbell in a railroad gang near Malvern. Campbell used an axe to strike Print in the forehead, skull opened from eye to crown. Print alive, doctors see possible recovery though critical. A separate Neola item notes a four year old girl hurt in a runaway, scalp wound, not fatally.
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Piuse
Campbell
Malvern
Neola
Julius Hoelck
Minden
Beef and Pork Prices Rise Amid Scarcity Fears
Des Moines reports wholesale beef and pork prices up roughly one and a half cents with further increases expected. Packers cite corn fed stock scarcity as the cause while dealers hedge on a meat combine impact. Cattle remain scarce, grass fed beef priced around 5 20 to 5 50 per head. grain shortage compounds the rise.
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Des Moines
Kansas City
W.P. Crewse
Swift
Chevi Combine
Corn Crop Sees Solid Water Rise Amid Rains
Des Moines reports Director Sage of the state weather service says corn gains moisture at an inch per day as heavy Iowa rains help maturing fields. Oats harvests proceed across the state with promising yields. Kansas rains bring farm morale up. The Des Moines shower reached .52 inches before continuing rain.
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Des Moines
Sage
State Weather and Crop Service Bureau
Iowa
Department
Kansas
Weather Bureau
Hogs maim a child in hog pen incident near Marengo
In Marengo on August 1 a two and a half year old boy, son of Mr. and Mrs. A H Slaymaker, was found near a hog pen with horrific injuries after entering the pen containing seven piglets. Doctors report multiple gashes and a crushed leg and foot, noting extensive injuries but the child will survive though scarred for life.
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Marengo
A. H. Slaymaker
Drownings Mark Summer in Dubuque River Incident
Jesse Levi aged 20, a University of Chicago student home on vacation, drowned in the Mississippi near the boat house after diving from a float and failing to surface. The accident occurred while swimming near Dubuque. Colfax Mineral Water ad copy appears among the fragments in the report.
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Dubuque
Jesse Levi
Mississippi
University of Chicago
Parole Petition For Fort Madison Inmate Elmer Printy
Keokuk Aug 4 Last winter Elmer Printy was arrested for stealing Dr W B Ochiltrees buggy. He was tried and sent to Fort Madison penitentiary. Efforts are under way to secure a parole citing his spinal curvature and deteriorating health as he remains largely in the prison hospital. Safety pine usage figure 144000000 cited as a national statistic.
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Elmer Printy
W. B. Ochiltree
Fort Madison
Iit
United States
Waterloo exhibit at Iowa State Fair to showcase manufactures
Des Moines August 4 1903 Waterloo manufacturers backed by Commercial Exchange and Board of Trade plan first state fair exhibit a large tent west of the amphitheater will display farm implements and goods from Waterloo with a Twentieth Century manure spreader among items. A Waterloo train of goods will be decorated with flags. The display aims to attract new factories to Waterloo.
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Waterloo
The
Commercial Exchange
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Simpson
Chicago
Waterloo, Capital
Unknown Names in Local Board Minutes Reflect Panel Shuffle
Fragmentary OCR lists attorney coroner board members and several surnames including Kent Lee Diliman Wells Waynick Maxwell Laura Fitch Laurel Ross Drake Crozier and Trimer. No clear event, date, or outcome given.
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ES. Welles
M. Waynick
H. Maxwell
Laura Fitch Laurel Ross
KE. W. Drakes Co
D. A. Stanton Ore
T. S. Crozier
J. @rimer
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