Today’s Chuckle: the irony of speechless moments
A light comic observation notes that claiming to be speechless often leads to at least one spoken line, playfully underscoring how words slip out despite intent.
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Newspaper
Cedar Rapids Gazette
Location
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Nov 03, 1987
Page
1
A light comic observation notes that claiming to be speechless often leads to at least one spoken line, playfully underscoring how words slip out despite intent.
Reese Brothers Telemarketing Co. will hire 50 to 100 workers immediately for a Cedar Rapids office and aim for 200 in two years. The new facility at Life Investors in Cedar Rapids covers about 2,400 square feet and will serve fund raising for non profits, including Mothers Against Drunk Driving. Clinton office planned with 30 to 60 employees, possibly up to 100. The Midwest location chosen for favorable business climate and Kirkwood Community College training.
A senior Sandinista military officer, Maj. Roger Miranda Bengoechea, defected from Nicaragua on October 25 with at least 15000 in government funds. He served as Humberto Ortega Saavedra's aide and was a member of the Sandinista Assembly. The defection drew cautious comment from the U.S. embassy and State Department officials.
In a Kremlin speech on Monday Mikhail Gorbachev denounced Stalinist repression but also credited the former dictator with industrial growth and national defense. The story continues on page 2A.
Defense Secretary Caspar Weinberger plans to resign this week and will be replaced by Frank Carlucci, with Lt. Gen. Colin Powell succeeding Carlucci as national security adviser. The moves, approved by President Reagan, would place Powell as first Black White House NSC head.
Iowa Department of Transportation says the right to speed provision will require about 2.5 million dollars to fix. IDOT officials asked Governor Branstad to add funding or urge lawmakers to modify paperwork tied to the speeding exemption. Director Warren Dunham called the measure a sleeper and noted changes after the 65 mph limit increase.
An American frigate escorting a refueling tanker fired .50 caliber machine guns at three small vessels that approached the ships near the Persian Gulf island used by Iran for speedboat attacks. The vessels were suspected Iranian but no hits were confirmed and nationality remained uncertain.
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