Commencement Address Riffs On 1996 Grads And Pop Culture
An opinion piece lampoons graduation day nerves and future job prospects for the Class of 1996. The speaker parodies corporate downsizing, outsourcing, and jokes about Bill Gates and Shaquille O Neal while urging optimism and resilience. The mock sermon pivots to Elvis and Jefferson as interruptions fade into hopeful cues for graduates.
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Bill Gates
Bill
Shaquille O’neal
Four Public Figures in Scandalous Spotlight
A critique mixes O J Simpson Jack Kevorkian Bernhard Goetz and Susan Thomases as public figures in scandal. The piece ridicules their behavior and defends a skeptical view of their roles and credibility amid ongoing controversy and hearings.
Dole resigns Senate to revive faltering presidential bid
The 1996 campaign drama deepens as Bob Dole quits the Senate to devote full time to the White House race against Bill Clinton. Analysts question if the move will spark renewed momentum while Dan Quayle comments on GOP bitterness and the party's pro life stance.
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Bob Dole
Senate
Bill Clinton
Dole
Clinton
Hawes
Dan Quayle
Quayle
George Bush
Polk County
Pat Buchanan
GOP
Ross Perott
Kansas
Nancy Kassebaum
Iowa
HarperCollins
Rosy Outlook for Republicans in Iowa Registration
Iowa's registered Republicans lead Democrats by about 26 000 with 592 388 GOP and 566 510 Democratic registrations. No party voters total 543 145. David Kochel resigns as Iowa Republican Party executive director after accepting top staff job with Michigan GOP.
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Iowa
Fred Grandy
Terry Branstad
Paul Pate
David Kochel
Republican Party
Republican Party of
Michigan
Iowa lawmakers file financial disclosures with few surprises
Iowa’s congressional delegation filed 1995 financial disclosures showing Rep. Jim Leach holds large holdings and travels as Banking Committee chair. Sen. Grassley reports farm income and significant assets while giving speech honoraria to charity. Rep. Nussle is noted as among the poorest, and Lightfoot runs two Shenandoah enterprises with his wife handling campaign work.
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Ashington
Iowa
U.S. Supreme Court
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Legislative Branch
Jim Leach
Charles Grassley
Senate
Jim Nussle
Tom Tauke
Jim Ross Lightfoot
Fairfield
Lightfoot
Shenandoah
Ross’ Zesto
Merri
Nancy
Jeannie
St. Luke’s Methodist Hospital
Delaware County Memorial Hospital
Kirkwood Community College
Leach
House Banking Committee
Republican House
Palm Springs
Calif
Sonny Bono
Grassley
Coalition Against Regressive
American Watch Association
American Warehouse Association
Butler County
Virginia
Joe Biden
D-Del
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