Flat Earth Musings and Sports Riffs by Alan Greenberg
Alan Greenberg pens a satirical roundup from the Hartford Courant mixing whimsical flat earth musings with sharp sports takes. He riffs on the Nets coaching hunt, Andre Ouellet singing, Derby takes, and humorous jabs at teams like the Whalers Canadiens Celtics Pirates and Giants.
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Andom
Arazi
France
Mike Tyson
John McNamara
Lewis Lifts Celtics Past Cavaliers In Game Three
Reggie Lewis scored 36 points as the Boston Celtics rallied to beat the Cleveland Cavaliers 110-107 and take a 2-1 lead in the Eastern Conference semifinals. Kevin McHale added 22 points off the bench, Ed Pinckney 17, while Larry Bird was sidelined with back trouble.
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Cleveland
Brad Daugherty
Boston
Reggie Lewis
Celtics
Cleveland Cavaliers
Boston Celtics
Larry Bird
Boston Garden
Lewis
Chris Ford
John Battle
Reggie
Lenny Wilkens
Kevin McHale
Ed Pinckney
Bird
Robert Parish
Pinckney
Mark Price
Cavaliers
Larry Nance
Richfield
Ohio
Price
Kyle Petty Advises Local Drivers to Move South
NASCAR driver Kyle Petty told Hawkeye Downs Speedway fans that breaking into Winston Cup or Busch Grand National racing requires moving to the Southeast for exposure. He noted top drivers like Schrader and Martin moved south to reach the sport’s upper levels, and predicted NASCAR will need Midwest expansion with new tracks and big investments to grow fan interest. Petty, from High Point, N.C., has 4 Winston Cup wins and top finishes this season, driving for Mello Yello SABCO.
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Dale Earnhardt
Richard Petty
Darrell Waltrip
Charlotte
Motor Speedway
Daytona
Petty
High Point
N.C
Downs
Mello Yello
SABCO
Kenny
Schrader
Rusty (Wallace
Mark Martin
Arkansas
Dick Trickle
Wisconsin
Quad Cities
Nascar
Midwest
Coca Cola and Tide
Maxwell House Coffee
Talladega
Ala
Backlund suffers first defeat as Gophers rally past Iowa
Minnesota beats Iowa 6-5 in a Big Ten baseball game after a four-run seventh inning. Brian Hartmann delivered a two-run pinch single to cap the comeback, erasing a 5-2 Iowa lead. Iowa starter Brett Backlund took the loss.
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Minneapolis
Brian Hartmann
Minnesota
Gophers
Iowa
Mark Merila
George Behr
Adam Sobosciewski
Darren Schwank
Darren Grass
Hartmann
Brett Backlund
Iowa Baseball Player Suffers First Loss in Close Game
Iowa 11 1 team fought to the finish as Backlund sought a school single season win record but lost. Minnesota reliever Brent Davis earned the win with 1 inning of relief. Iowa opened with three runs in the second, Minnesota answered with two in the fourth, Hawkeyes led 5 2 in the next inning on a walk and two hits.
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Backlund
Minnesota
Brent Davis
Iowa
Hawkeyes
Pitching shuffle helps Reds topple Cubs in 12th inning
In Chicago, 14 pitchers saw action as Cincinnati rallied from a five run deficit to beat the Cubs 10 to 7 in 12 innings. Freddie Benavides delivered a two run double in the 12th, Glenn Braggs sparked the rally with a leadoff single, and Norm Charlton closed the 11th jam before Rob Dibble finished.
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Chicago
Reds
Cubs
Freddie Benavides
Cincinnati
Shawn Boskie
Ken Patterson
Bob Scanlan
Paul Assenmacher
Jeff Robinson
Chuck McElroy
Dave Smith
Jim Lefebvre
Glenn Braggs
Bip Roberts
Braggs
Barry Larkin
Benavides
McElroy
Paul O’neill
Smith
Bill Doran
Norm Charlton
Doug Strange
Rob Dibble
Doug Cascenzo
RBI
Lou Piniella
Ryne Sandberg
Joe Oliver
Wrigley Field
Sandberg
Andre Dawson
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Stephen King
John Cullen
George Bush
Yale
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Scott Burrell
Ohio State
Uconn
Bo Jackson
Deion Sanders
Hubie Brown
Jimmy Rodgers
Larry
Pirates
Bobby Bonilla
John Smiley
Barry Bonds
New York Giants
Jeff Hostetler
Giants
Hoss
New York Knicks
Pat Riley
Michael
Whalers
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Boston Rally
Bury
Kyle Petty
Lee
Oehbert
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