Newspapers For Those Who Think Young In Trouble
A satirical critique of declining newspaper circulation since 1960, noting failed delivery, aging subscribers, and loyalty to comics. The piece mocks readers' interests, cites AOL and Britney Spears as distractions, and contrasts liberal journalist bias with public opinion. It ends joking about a future “circulation booster” using aggressive vending tech.
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Reporter Dispatch
Westchester County
N.Y
America
Britney Spears
America Online
Britney
Middle East
Justin
Justin Timberlake
Puff Daddy
Sen
Strom Thurmond
The Lament Of Drive Time Cell Phone Calls
Lenore Skenazy laments the distraction of cell phone calls during commutes. Friends share anecdotes about loud callers, poor reception, and the urge to end conversations. She offers a plan to curb in-car chatter and preserve focus on the road.
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Chris McLemore
Stacey Miller
Massachusetts
Bush administration seen as naive by critics
The piece argues that the Bush team acts like 4 year olds in policy choices from Ashcroft’s role as a lightning rod to Arctic drilling debates. It sources David Cole's Nation critique and condemns secret trials at Gitmo, detention of non citizens, and the death penalty stance while calling for accountability.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New York Times
Bush
Ashcroft
Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
U.S. Geological Survey
David Cole
Zacarias Moussaoui
Lynne Stewart
New York
Moussaoui
France
Monte Cristo
Why listen to a prince of terrorists
Opinion column condemns Crown Prince Abdullah and Saudi leadership for pressuring the U S on Israel and notes Saudi ties to extremism, oil influence, and terrorism links. It cites past money transfers to bin Laden networks, calls for independence from Saudi pressure, and questions America's alliance with Riyadh.
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Saudi Arabia
United States
Israel
Iraq
Bush
Crown Prince Abdullah
Texas
Prince Abdullah
Saudi
Democratic
Alaska
Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
U.S
Abdullah
Shaikh Saad Al-Baraik
Saudi Information Agency
Nationalreview
Al-Buraik
Riyadh
Review Magazine
AbdulAziz Ben Fahd
Fahd
America
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Geneseo
Ill
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Dispatch
Wal-Mart
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Lenore Skenazyh
Arthur Greenwald
Adelaide
Gary
Lenore Skenazy
The
New York Daily News
John Ashcroft
Clinton
Bushies
Nancy Edmunds
Superior Court
Arthur D'Italia
New Jersey
INS
Gitmo
Molly Ivins
Creators Syndicate
USA Today
Jack Kelley
London
Osama bin Laden
National Commercial Bank
Kenya
Tanzania
bin Laden
Kelley
Hosni Mubarak
Ethiopia
Muslim Ummah
Palestine
Cal Thomas Tribune Media Services
LIONS
Ieee
Ay Financial
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