Verse limerick about heartbeats and legal mates
Abigail Van Buren responds to a pair of verses sent as a limerick. The writer jokes that sleeping with a legally bound partner could cause heart trouble while nesting elsewhere risks cardiac arrest. The quip remains light and humorous, with no further punchlines.
There was a lady of Wilts in a stilts tale
A reader discusses limericks noting origins in Limerick Ireland the obscurity of their inventor and Edward Lear popularizing the verse in 1846. The piece includes a Lear limerick about a Wiltshire lady who walked to Scotland on stilts and joked about kilts.
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Multiple Screens at Carmike Cineplex with Wide Evening Lineup
Carmike Cinema 7 Northland lists showtimes for The Babe Basic Instinct White Men Cant Jump Beethoven FernGully City of Joy Year of the Comet Kafka at Collins Road Marion Westside and Lindale venues with screenings in R PG and G categories across 1:10 to 9:55 PM and cityline category 4200.
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K-Mart West
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Reading declarer intentions in a bridge defense
West must win the heart ace at trick two and then switch to diamonds. By leading the diamond king at trick three and returning a low diamond to East once more, four diamonds win and the defense holds to one down. Clues include East's spade deuce and West's club holding indicating South's five clubs.
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East
Declarer
South
TV guide style VCR Plus codes and show pairings
A listing of broadcast times and VCR Plus numbers for CBS This Morning Good Morning America Today Regis & Kathie Lee Jenny Jones Geraldo Sally Jessy Raphael Maury Povich Joan Rivers Donahue and Oprah. It notes a taped Rodney King police brutality case and L.A. location.
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