Reprints Offer for The Mini Page Constitution Series
Attention students teachers and parents. Reprints of The Mini Page series on the Constitution are available in two sets. Each set includes six 11 by 17 inch reprints with a Teacher's Guide. Send checks or money orders for $1.25 per set plus 75 cents postage to Mini Page Constitution Series do This newspaper P O Box 419150 Kansas City Missouri 64141. Allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery. Bulk discounts available on request.
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P.O
Kansas City
Andrews, McMeel & Parker
Mount Vernon
Philadelphia
Warren Burger
Egg change joke yields egg act of humor
A Tiny Mini Page joke feature presents two quips by Mighty Funny. The first asks what chickens say when switching nests and delivers eggs change as the punchline. The second plays on raining cats and dogs with hail taxi cabs as the twist.
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Jennifer Golden
Mighty Funny
Kelly Martin
Writers Corner: reflections from area students
A compilation of student submissions includes Kori Newberry of Sutton Elementary and Haylee Johnson of HSV Elementary sharing views on America’s freedom and generosity. Also present is a short poem about a calico goose and a reflective verse about starting a new day.
Doctor Visits and Dreading the Needle
The poem frame describes a patient fearing a doctor visit. The patient recalls a past nine-dollar bet with the doctor and worries about the three-inch needle. The physician reassures with pills and a follow up call, highlighting anxiety and coping expectations.
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James Madison
Congress
McA Viliron Voolkes
Betty Debnam
Universal Press Syndicate
Krystal Prideaux
Writers’ Corner
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Kori Newberry
Sutton
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HSV
Victor