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A light joke notes that those who misplace their head are often the last to notice its absence.
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Newspaper
Cedar Rapids Gazette
Location
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Jul 06, 2000
Page
29
A light joke notes that those who misplace their head are often the last to notice its absence.
Dr Donahue outlines interpretations of hepatitis B core antibody tests and advises that a positive core antibody with no liver abnormalities is often a false positive. He reassures readers that infection risk is near zero and urges listening to one's doctor and moving on.
A Forest Park reader describes a 6-year-old neighbor boy who touches other children on the bus and exposes himself to a younger boy. The family is absent, relied on others for supervision, and the writer contemplates contacting Child Protective Services while avoiding a hostile neighbor feud. The note seeks guidance.
A reader urges neighbors to unite for a child in trouble and cites parental abuse, counseling, parenting classes, and community support as keys to survival. The letter emphasizes shelter, mentors, faith, and the lasting impact of caring adults in fostering resilience.
Discolored nails from polish can be helped by lemon or lime rubbing followed by brushing and rinsing. White toothpaste with baking soda offers a gentle scrub. Use a base coat to prevent staining. Readers share elder care aids like colored soap for safety, a handheld shower, and a bath stool to enable self bathing.
Abigail Trafford reports on the concept of andropause or viropause, a claimed male menopause linked to androgen deficiency starting around age 40. Doctors describe symptoms like erectile dysfunction and cognitive decline as disease, urging hormone replacement and medical treatment.
The piece debates whether andropause is a distinct condition while noting slow GH decline in elderly men, Viagra's medical legitimization, and FDA moves on testosterone therapies. It cautions against rushed hormone replacement and echoes menopause as a valid life transition needing medical attention.
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