Today’s Chuckle Adder Joke Sparks Laughs Across Page
A lighthearted item notes a pun about crossing a snake with a rabbit creating an adder that multiplies, aimed to amuse readers. The snippet captures a quick humor moment in the paper’s humor column.
Drifter Shoots Up California Elementary School
A drifter in combat fatigues opened fire with an AK-47 at Cleveland Elementary in Stockton, killing five children and wounding about thirty before killing himself. The gunman Patrick Edward Purdy, 24, had an extensive criminal history with no clear motive, and witnesses described chaotic scenes as pupils fled. Purdy had recent ties to Stockton area towns including Lodi and Sandy, Oregon.
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Calif
Patrick Edward Purdy
Lucian Neely
San Francisco
Lori Mackey
Cleveland
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Patrick West
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Riots in Miami leave 7 shot with 1 dead and curfews set
The second day of rioting over a police shooting saw seven shot, one fatally, as looting and vandalism spread from Overtown to Liberty City. Police cordoned a 130 block area, arrested about 56, and urged residents to stay indoors while Mayor Xavier Suarez called for calm and strict enforcement.
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Overtown
Liberty City
Opponents Halt HyVee Plan in Cedar Rapids Court Ruling
Linn District Judge L Vern Robinson ruled that the public’s right to peaceful homes outweighed the economic gains of Hy Vee’s Center Street project. Neighbors argued the City Council acted arbitrarily in rezoning to permit a larger supermarket, stopping construction and delaying 80 to 100 potential jobs.
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Cedar Rapids
32Nd Street
Oakland Road
Linn
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