Today’s Chuckle Diversify or moonlight pun
If you're rich and have two jobs you are diversifying. If you're poor you are moonlighting.
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Newspaper
Cedar Rapids Gazette
Location
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Jan 11, 2001
Page
33
If you're rich and have two jobs you are diversifying. If you're poor you are moonlighting.
This readers too long memory speaks of family favors and hurt feelings after a father’s death. A mother upgrades her diamond set, gives the new rings to the favored son to pass to his wife, leaving the daughter hurt and unsure how to move on.
Dr Donohue describes polycythemia as excessive red blood cells causing thick blood and dizziness. Risks include stroke and potential progression to leukemia or bone marrow failure. Treatment aims to reduce counts by regular blood removal and monitoring.
Readers share practical tips for travel use of leftover hand soap or dish detergent as quick wash water for hands and dishes in vans, plus bug removal and windshield cleaning. A fragrance layering trick mixes unscented lotion with a scent to reproduce perfumed lotion benefits.
Amherst College biologist Paul Ewald argues that germs, not genes, primarily drive heart disease, cancer, and mental illness. He cites peptic ulcers, cervical cancer, and other infections as evidence for evolutionary medicine reshaping public health and treatment.
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