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Newspaper
Cedar Rapids Gazette
Location
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Jan 02, 2002
Page
23
Dear Abby on Grandmother, respect, and forgiveness lessons
A reader recalls how a mean grandmother faced years of mistreatment yet left an estate to the outspoken family after they helped and forgave. The column emphasizes earning respect, choosing forgiveness, and guidance for teens on sex and peers, with an order form for a teen booklet.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Rae
Abby
U.S
P.O
Mount Morris
Understanding Group B Strep Risks in Pregnancy
Dr Donohue explains group B strep can affect newborns during delivery. Screening at 35th to 37th week or treating at risk cases with antibiotics prevents infant infections. Also covers leukemia genetics, ear perforations, breast cancer cellulitis link, and hair growth limits.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dr. Donahue
E.M
Dr. Donohue
Storing Flour and Quick Tips From Heloise
Reader questions cover how to store leftover flour in airtight containers and whether to refrigerate or freeze it. A representative recommends airtight containers and room temperature warming before use, with refrigeration or freezing possible in sealed containers to avoid odors.
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Heloise
Anne E. Kremer
Palmdale
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