Smash Rock Hit Tips From A Playful Parody Poet
A humorous, era style piece offers mock guidance to write a smash rock hit. It jokes about instant riches and fame, suggests a home harmonics test, and lists two core themes romance and longing with comically named pretend songwriters.
How to Write a Smash Rock Hit
The piece riffs on love lyrics and a guide to crafting a smash rock hit. It humorously imitates reckless, pulsating themes of heartbreak and freedom, praising repetition and vague mystique while noting commercial angles and image concerns. It ends with a punchline that the author records as Elton John.
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A New Jersey suit accuses the Boy Scouts of bias against four wheelchair bound youths seeking Eagle Scout status at Toms River Convalescent Center. The column argues the case threatens selective standards and expands government power, warning of new restrictions on eligible achievements.
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